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Super fun hill. Length of about 30 meters, slope about 30 degrees. Built up a jump halfway down.
Nephew comes running in a while later saying that his brother "messed up his hand". As we help the injured one carefully take off his coat I can clearly see the deviation in his arm.
He's at the hospital getting taken care of now.
Sorry buddy... It was supposed to be fun. Didn't mean to get anyone hurt.
FP Edit: Thanks everyone! Send whatever you want. Nephew has been treated and is doing somewhat better. Will be in a cast for a while.
Edit 2: Jump in question here http://imgur.com/gallery/qOjf2PQ
Edit 3: Now with slow motion! Not the accident itself, but high speed video of the nephew and jump in question. http://imgur.com/gallery/EfxiV8M
jarrettbrown
That officially makes you the funcle.
notanoodle
Meeeeh clean brake, I bet it was a blast lol. Great survival story later.
RedBeard747
im 40. my only broken bone came from a sledding accident.
Kongedk
if you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
quietwalker
If you didn't make it big enough to break bones, it wasn't big enough to have fun.
iancarry
i bet he had sick airtime! :D
J0joTheIdiotCircusBoy
Dude, I had a playground installed few years ago, and my son broke his arm less than 2 hrs after it was done. They recover and do it again.
Scieron
Pain is just weakness leaving the body..... also pooping.
UnitConversionBot
30 meters ≈ 98 feet
squirrellbot
But how many washing machines???
MynamesRhodandiliketoparty
... but how far did he go?
ukalliq
Kids heal fast. He'll want to sled again in a week.
kimbozo
Ehh, it'll happen, its a good story
bchbum6
Bro broke his arm 3 times in the same place on the same bike ramp. He obviously thought it was worth it. I'm sure the kid will be fine. 1/2
bchbum6
You totally are "that" uncle though. ?
Smellthisplz
Kick-Ass jump! Your nephew is weak. You never know until it's too late.
BurnieCinders
You can tell him its rad because he broke his radius.
Flexwell
You might be getting sued.
JoaoDouradoSantos
#2
JB2890
And now he will never forget that time you took him sledding. Way to make those lifelong memories
NeverMetAGoodMod
Hope you live in a first world country and wont be bankrupted by healthcare costs.
vermillionpenguin
Well... I live in the Unenlightened States of America, but we're in a decent position insurance-wise. Should be okay.
sospicy
Are you by any chance in the PNW? The snowfall we got this week was insane!
OlDishandSwish
I broke my arm November 4th.. /a/JUVQ0M5
vermillionpenguin
Holy Hannah! How did you manage that? That's a pretty serious break.
dinorawr5555
Remember, Remember the Fourth of November
LetsEatPizzaAndFuck
Fucking A!
icycouture
Now he's got a badass story to tell his friends! Kinda jealous, when I broke my arm as a kid it was at a track meet, doing hurdles... Lol
thelittlestarrow
I'm a casting tech be the epic uncle get him a castcooler from Amazon to help with itching and casttoo to make it look epic.
ESama
Being the cool uncle is fun but sometimes accidents happens.
JustMe4455
You’re “that” uncle from now on.
myotheralt
The funcle.
CmfMttnPpl
The best one
Kuvajainen
The cool one.
sittingherethinkingthinkingimsittingherelisteningtoyou
Yah, "that" meaning the best Uncle ever
bigcheezefartz
Wear that badge proudly!
NeverDunNuffin
Whoah there! Oooh, sorry. Thought you meant "that" uncle, not "that" uncle.
Gooooodmoooorrrningmuchwow
Not "lets play hide the weiner in the cave" type the "here have this beer and go off this sweet jump kinda uncle
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Oh, you play hide the hotdog too?
vermillionpenguin
ASongOfPissAndFarts
I nor my niece (or nephew) have this level of dexterity. If we tried this, they would break their legs and my arm in the process.
andyskeels
NapoleonDynOmite
Shit happens. It'll be a great story for him
VinnyVeritas
Got milk?
Rijtjeshuis
Hopefully he's right handed.
arfysdad
Eh. I broke my dominant arm as a kid. No biggy.
vermillionpenguin
He is! More convenient.
Rijtjeshuis
That's good. I broke my dominant hand a couple months ago. It was quite inconvenient.
ConstipatedVirgin
Gravity wins again
PutItInNeutral
She flies like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro.
vermillionpenguin
Gosh darn spacetime curvature!
sooligan
We've all been victims of physics.
Iamatinylittlebanana
Slappydupappy
But where is the photo of the RAMP??
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ihateeggs
ihateeggs
Worth the risk!!!
Idontknowjeffery
Autodots, roll out
ieatpinkcrayons
Asking the real question
BleedingQuasar
@op we're waiting...
vermillionpenguin
Linked in description
Keystonelight
It's probably to gorey from all that carnage
BuRi3d
@op post it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vermillionpenguin
Linked in description
goudist
SergeantTerryJeffords
That stuntman broke his femur on that take
vermillionpenguin
Hot Rod! Hilarious movie.
MynamesRhodandiliketoparty