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Aug 12, 2023 12:59 AM
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Shaows
His whole 6"-12"
Strangedays2026
Realistically, many of the major churches have been doing that for a long time... I wonder if that explains how many cops are there...
Ghlargh
I don't really like bacon but i'll reject Christ anyway... Anyone want my bacon?
RedVinez42
I was just saying how I woulds't like to live deliciously...
SecretAgentSuperBooger
eugene51
Give us today our daily bacon.
PetrifiedWorld
Uhh where's her legs?
parismaker
Bacon!
ConfessionsofMeandpornfavorites
You had me at reject.
Hibs06
Keep the bacon, I did it for free.
TeelMoobeel
but, bacon!
MonkeyButterPants
As an atheist, I am dripping in bacon. God is good.
petresun
Sign me up! Love me some bacon. At least I know it's real and it's way better than those bland ass waifers they serve at mass.
crypticlinguistic24
Come on, everybody knows you can't have Christ AND bacon.
kumagororyu
What if I've already rejected christ? Can I accept and reject him again?
LeftRightThere
shameofslate
eppykaze
Bacon you say
BlackTrashTiger
nojustsayitdont
Must be how an alien feels when they crash land.
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
TeelMoobeel
mmm, why oh why do we always portray the devil as so sexy? he's just a strawman for Jaysus to beat up.
DameDePiques
And bacon !
Nightcaste
That's kind of how it works in judaism
benjamindco24
You would have to get in line behind the Republicans.
MJChossi
You are basic
Doismellbacon
I knew it!!
OregonComputerGuy
sign me up
DanOrtega
*receives one slice* that would be enough.
IsolatedAsshole
The kids are alright
RabbitRevenge
Tight
Sebastopol140
qtRaven
You can see Kevin Bacon's ass in the original Friday the 13th. Do what you will with this knowledge.
TheMightyMollusk
Six Degrees of Jesus Christ.
SevenMinutesInFlavortown
nullbr
may you live forever, sir
Johnsky
He has been received! As the prophecy foretold!
DrDadJokes
well that's pretty much Footloose
PutItInNeutral
Earth's greatest hero.
NYC2BrklynCubz
zerogiven
If I went around rejecting every character in fiction, where would I find time to reject actual people?
TeelMoobeel
I reject Sauron!
zerogiven
Do you renounce Bugs Bunny, and all his works and empty promises?
TeelMoobeel
Yes, I never liked his Brooklyn attitude anyways. Do you renounce the Mouse and all his works and empty promises?
Krashtestdummy
Affray
It's fine.
Crispy4Skin
kyndrion
I haven't seen this pic in the wild since 2007
tokerator
Where and when do I receive my bacon hoard?
mikeatike
I'm a bacon whore. Receive me.
SpacecouchCowboy
I've received 0 bacon. Still worth it.
echosierra775
Im perfectly ok losing several hundred points. Where? Hell. When? When you end up there. But unfortunately, you'll be frying too. Open your heart to the eternal. And if none of you (understandably) jaded youth even believe in Him, why all the posts like this?
fateeverywhere
Because we're sick of you people pissing on our shoes and calling it rain.
echosierra775
You have no idea who i am. None. I couuld throw around "you people" commments by the dozen, too easy. I am no supporter of organized religion, it's riddled with greed and perversion. (What isn't) We are fallen.
fateeverywhere
You might be "fallen." I am a flesh automaton, animated by neurotransmitters. Intelligent but not conscious, unaware of myself, only a pattern-modelling engine that looks in on itself, constantly modelling itself and calling it "me".