Beware the Dark Side

Feb 19, 2022 4:54 AM

IOMMIDONTPLAYTHAT

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They really make the Jedi look like twats in these series. I approve.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Better ass to mouth, than ass to pussy, that’ll give a nasty infection.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

v HRW

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What if we shove a burger into anus

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I've told you before, FCK - it's ANGUS beef. ANGUS.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless its Human Centipede:

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is she telling him to never do that, or does she chide him for never doing that?

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Mocking him for claiming he has?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If we go by R34, she has experience in that...

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't see the problem. Of course, cleanliness is to be expected. But what i DO agree on is f*ck ass and then vag bc risk of infection.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what else then? leave the room? "ok i ate your ass now, cant kiss you anymore, bye"

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So is that Ahsoka? Like THE Ahsoka the same one that hung out with Anakin during the Clone Wars?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Im not going to listen to a lady with Anime porn tentacles for hair, sorry

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is she advising or complaining?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And she was a good friend

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4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You mess with the stink eye, you get the pink eye.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

its "ass to mouth" not "ass to eyeball"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Girls, your man has needs. Explore those needs. Show him he didnt know what he needed. Men, its ok to enjoy it....

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sometimes its forgivable to go ass to mouth.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That comparison of pink and brown eye? Made it a Skywalker job

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Who's a Rockstar? C'mon, Who's a Rockstar?

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Hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would you fuck me?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'd fuck me

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Oooh cake!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s quite an assumption coming from someone with built-in handlebars.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some times in the heat of passion it's forgivable to go ass to mouth

4 years ago | Likes 298 Dislikes 17

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Ahsoka…

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Learned that one from his dad.

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v

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Just avoid mayo in your cooch.

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And everyone has zigged when they should have zagged...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doing things "in heat of passion" is definition of the dark side.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Passion leads to anger, anger leads to stank, stank leads to suffering.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

And suffering leads to hate! Yadyadyadyadyeh-eh-eh-eh, yadyadyadyadyeh-eh-eh-eh, DANNY NEDELKO! https://youtu.be/QkF_G-RF66M?t=56

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I know why Dark Side users always get pink eye.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The heat of the passion can change everything you thought you knew about yourself

4 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 2

I would upvote as well, but you're already at 69

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*eyeing internet browser history* no truer thing has ever been said... (sorry can't upvote you, you have 69 pts... must be protected)

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"i'm not even supposed to be here today." - skywalker, probably.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The number of people who don't get this meme saddens me. Clerks 2 was fun.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wait! i've been living under a rock... what series is this?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Book of Boba Fett

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Basically a Season 2.5 to The Mandalorian

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The Book of Mandolorian, which cameos Boba Fett for the first 4 episodes.

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I'm not gonna kinkshame anyone, you do you. But never go from stink to pink, that's how you get infections.

4 years ago | Likes 710 Dislikes 5

Pour some bleach on it.

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You're doing it wrong

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Upvoted to 69. My work here is done.

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 3

But hear me out now. Their kink is getting infections?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That's not kink shaming. That's giving honest safety advice. That's always OK.

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

The mouth is just as pink as down there and you can 100% get infections. Worse is, tooth infections can lead to increased heart disease risk

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I know a guy who got gingivitis… in his dick.

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 4

nah bro too much sharing

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Eh, if you practice good anal hygiene and VIGOROUS use of mouthwash, A2M is reasonably safe.

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Oh yes, the old Listerine enema. It only Burns at first.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope

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......that sounds like terrible advice.

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Everything I've read indicates that the average person has low risk of getting sick from their own ass doing A2M. There are exceptions /1

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

Like if you are immuno compromised, might have an STI, could have parasites, on antibiotics, etc. But a clean and healthy rectum? /2

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

As a scientist, I can confirm. Additionally, advice about not going stink to pink is correct. Can lead to bad infection.

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E. coli is a hell of a drug.

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