Milo is a champ.

Jun 24, 2026 3:01 AM

LockedAndKnotted

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happyroadkill

gluk gluk pass lmao

3 months ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

Milo is one of my favorite Happyroadkill characters. He seems a bit pathetic but he has his heart in the right place. His worries are all valid and he struggles with depression. But he's also such a passionate lover that he got a dilf to cover up a tatoo of his ex-wife's name with one of his own and is in a committed relationship with him. Like, that's just aspirational as hell, man.

3 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

I say „nightmare blunt rotation“ way too much for someone that doesn't smoke weed.

3 months ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

I used to have a penis bong.

It absolutely hilarious seeing how comfortable people are with their sexuality with it.

3 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I have a banana pipe that does the same, lol

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I woulda choked on that.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

*spits on the bong before taking a hit*

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 5

Better than chugging

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, don't knock it - that gave Jackie Chan superpowers in the original Drunken Master movie.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1