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Pippin tax!
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stainlessteelmohawk
#13 is that emoji getting skull or giving it? LOL
Burke616
#12 the camera is bolted into the "Fraternite" section. Brotherhood. The camera is Big Brother.
CamWeBeFriends
#8 Charlie hatched again in 1902 but that's a tale for another time.
stainlessteelmohawk
#12 the surveillance cam is there to ensure the sentiments expressed by the signs next to it
chaosundivided
#5 "Handicapped by a stroke and financially ruined, Burr died at a boardinghouse in 1836." if only he hadn't splurged on that coconut
kindpanda
#50 that's not how that works
dexor157
It's because the camera scans top to bottom, so you're seeing the first frame on top and the next in the reflection.
kindpanda
Right
itrhymeswithshells
Hello to the pippin!
NothingButReactionGifs
Your memes are fresh and delightful, but I would like a dump of Pippin, please.
applesforjuice
Chidi is a horrible person
felixdacactus
Or at least he was.
Asteroidrules
#9 And drift away
cuttlesquirt
#8 here is an article about Charlie. https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/local-news/having-chat-churchills-parrot-114-13642592
stainlessteelmohawk
#10 get out of my thoughts u dam dirty computer
Exsul
Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but
SisyphusLivinLife
Just you know, living life.
CarlosBenjamin
They ripped the heart out because he has six fingers?
stainlessteelmohawk
#29 "boom boom stick" that's me latest single LOL
Franky192
Bible verses imply the existence of a Bible chorus, and possibly a bible bridge.
Inepthuntr
#33 hey, delicious food AND a stable job? Sign me up!
Kyengen
Yeah, that's a secure job with room and board right there.
lavoleous
Where the fuck is Eldridge? And why is it horrific?
CarlosBenjamin
Tagalog isn’t pronounced the way it’s spelled. I called it that for years until someone from the Philippines set me straight.
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
#4 "Inscrutable Odysseus said nothing; he bowed his head in silence, contemplating his murderous plans."
Auxilium
#1 is ir reference to today's reality where people are happy to be slaves?
NocturnalBotanist
Can someone explain #41 to my friend? Also, is #30 just for the sake of surrealism or am I missing a joke?
TheVibePolice
Vibe Police here. Your post was investigated, and found to have...neutral vibes! You are awarded +1. A lot of new memes?! Nice job!
blumpk1npie
So people use "vibes" like this now do they? Or just on the internet?
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Aathas
Eldritch horror! Eldritch!
UndulatingTerrain
ELD-RIDGE
geosynthetic
I live near an Eldridge road and had to read it a couple times.
RolandLovecraft
FlatPlutoSociety
No, they're talking about a zombie movie where civil rights activists return from the dead to eat Nazis.
gkraft1
Hey, he went and got an education at Eldridge U. Show some respect!
Aathas
You spell 'Miskatonic University' funny
gkraft1
Woo! Eldridge High! Go Horrors!
RobertDinero013
Charlie died in 1965. She belonged to Churchill, so those anti-nazzi curses were about as genuine as they get.
TavisMcNamara
There is no evidence of (and considerable proof AGAINST) the claim that Charlie belonged to Churchill.
RobertDinero013
Edit: Churchill died in 65... apparently charlie is still kicking? Google seems conflicted
Nuttsy
Well, there's at least one other species that keeps parroting Churchill...
khazorath
Charlie was hatched in the 60s and the claim its older was firmly rejected by Churchils daughter and no evidence that it is older.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
#2 ok... what do we do with this information?
Iwouldbenick
I am sure Netflix will make a docuseries out of it soon.
NickRivieraMD
Do something nice for a jellyfish. I heard something about peeing on em. Try that.
benjwolf04
I don't know about you but I'm gonna feel guilty for a while about my smartass species screwing with babies of a barely sentient species
PotatOSLament
Don’t. Some are functionally immortal and others are a plague on parts of the world. They can also thrive in polluted waters that kill fish.
benjwolf04
I still feel bad that they're put through a disorienting process that lasts for several days
imemmental
Brb on a mission to find out if the bird is still alive
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Bystandr
That link had something wrong with the recognition/cookie permission banner software wise
cuttlesquirt
Oh, that sucks, I opened it up 2x but it rerouted me and then brought me back to it. Hmmmm.
Bystandr
Malware : Installed !
snipekill1997
Unfortunately the post in nonsense. The wiki page doesn't even list that as a suspected hatching date because it's so non-credible.
Xodus2kX
So... Incredible?
PotatOSLament
Wikipedia article uses “was” and that it was only known to have hatched before 1965.
WALKABOUT2K
Dot
TavisMcNamara
The bird is almost certainly closer to 60, not 120, and the claims Churchill owned it are laughable at best.
imemmental
Can’t confirm it’s still alive BUT I have a friend in Surrey who has agreed to find the garden centre and confirm
1KingKRool
Well?
snipekill1997
It's not that old but it may still be alive.
justarocknroller
As far as I can tell she was alive and well, if slightly grumpy, in 2014. Can't find anything after that.
RolandLovecraft
Unless my math is really bad, which is entirely possible, the post clocks her at 117yrs in 2016.
BlunderingAlbatross
“alive and well, if slightly grumpy, in 2014”. Me too, buddy, me too...
1KingKRool
Interesting news regardless. You came through friend, pls take this upvote
1KingKRool
Only God knows what happened to OP though.
YourIceCreamMan
Still squawking out memes.
worldsokayestspeler
The pickle rick thing isnt relativity its just rollig shutter
mattbl
But it's Tumblr so they need to try and make it more significant than it is
Owlsdude
Thank you that really annoyed me
geosynthetic
GH05TY
Nowhere near relativity. A typical TV show would be animated at around 24 frames per second. In 1/24 second, light travels 7,792 miles.
DrSparken
Except that's not the relevant time, the screen's response time is, which is milliseconds. Still far from relativity, but a lot faster than>
lifeful
pls explain for my dumb friend
DrSparken
framerate.
GH05TY
On the surface, it's the distance from Chicago to Hong Kong. Straight through the Earth would be 7,926 miles. Bit more than 8 inches.
DakianDelomast
I'm gonna say you're right, but I also got dumped after making this argument with a girlfriend. Use this knowledge wisely.
blaghart
...which is a product of relativity, of the fact that light has travel time means a rolling shutter gets a different image than a global one
worldsokayestspeler
No its literally the mechanical way the camera works
blaghart
AND IT WOULDN'T MATTER IF LIGHT DIDN'T HAVE TRAVEL TIME.
worldsokayestspeler
It definitely still would
blaghart
The phone this was shot on uses a global shutter.
kindpanda
Yes it would
blaghart
Also the phone theyre using has a global shutter. So no, the rolling shutter is not the cause, light's travel time is the cause
Lexodus
Not quite. The top of the sensor will begin scanning and will see one frame, but if the frame changed before the sensor finished then it
Lexodus
Record the next frame as though it were the same frame being displayed as when it started
Lexodus
It's a side effect of not being able to capture the complete image all at once, while photographing a changing scene
blaghart
yes and that doesn't matter except that light has travel time. If light didn't travel as defined by relativity then a rolling shutter would
blaghart
record the same frame as a global one. It's literally what they're talking about with the photo of an eclipse.
Lexodus
Right, but that's that what's going on. They have misidentified the phenomenon. I think you and I are talking about different things
CarlosBenjamin
No. No it wouldn’t.the reflection is different solely because the shutter is slow and the image on screen changed but was captured earlier.