the government can't keep me from cuddling them forever

May 15, 2026 7:29 PM

acuteavocado7

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Y'all can't raise us to have teddy bears as younglings then get mad when we wanna pet the big bears.

3 months ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

I bet they give great backscratchs

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unlike cats, bears will start eating you before you die. So you can feel and hear your flesh being ripped out and swallowed.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

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3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That Canadian novella, Bear, is a great and smutty read.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would either ride them into battle or die on first contact. Either way worth it, look at these cuddly shaped friends.

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I mean, the dude who lived around grizzlies for 13 years proved that mostly, they're friend shaaped because they are friends. Right up until something in that horse sized wild dog's head decides 'fuck this guy in particular'

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I'm not supposed to cuddle them, explain these.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something, something, Timothy Treadwell, something...

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We don’t need another Harambe incident. Gone too soon

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this at the Wild Animal Sanctuary north of Denver? <3 <3 <3

Fun fact if it is, being up this high keeps visitors out of view from the animals and doesn't stress them out as much as zoos! This is also the place where most of the Tiger King's tigers were sent to live out better lives!

3 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Love going there. Lions and tigers and bears. Oh yay!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's actually the name of another rad sanctuary! lol Lions, Tigers, and Bears is located an hour east of San Diego in Southern Cali. It's also an awesome place to visit!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We had a couple bears in a park up near our capital city. I guess they were hurt or sick and so they built the bears a huge sanctuary with a wooded area and a cave… we could see them from a bridge like structure far above them. It was the best of captivity IMO, they even had a little stream.
Some assholes decided that it was a good idea to climb/repel down into the bear’s habitat. The people were mauled & the city put the bears down because “THE BEARS were dangerous”!! People suck.

3 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I was sad when the bear enclosure at my local zoo was empty one time when we visited. That guy had been there for years. We no longer have a bear to visit now.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two bears high-fiving

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Government cant stop you, but the bear sure as shit can lol

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They must be males -- sunning their taints.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You could certainly do it for the rest of your life.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asheville?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s kind of amazing that murder in animal form can be so cute

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could probable cuddle them for the rest of your life (however short that may be after you get close enough)

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just be prepared for it to be your last cuddle. Also it may hurt.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I won't use an AI tool to generate this, but in case there's any artists about, I'm picturing that scene from the Shining with the twin girls, except they are bears, saying come cuddle with us Danny, forever =]

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can I pet that dawg??

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The government maybe can't, but the bears themselves sure can

3 months ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

I'm confident I can get a few pats and/or scritches in before they murder me

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, not even the bears. At least once they can’t.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They won't stop you from doing it, they'll stop you from doing it AGAIN

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm almost positive they can very easily prevent it entirely. Unless you have a very flimsy, creepily nonconsensual definition of the word "cuddle". Yes, I'm taking this way too seriously because I'm in a bad mood.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's fair, I'll indulge, if you want to argue semantics you're correct they "can" so I'll amend my statement to replace "won't" with "may not" and start the next phrase "but they'll definitely"

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You will bearly make to the grass before get hugged.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh you can cuddle them. But usually only once, and only for a brief moment.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Feeties 😭

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If not friend then why friend shaped?

3 months ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 1

friend shape but not friend claws on them friend beans.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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3 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

bait

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You only get yk cuddle them once, but damn if it doesn't seem worth ut

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0