Iblamemyparentstoo
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Mar 9, 2023 9:51 PM
Iblamemyparentstoo
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MithridateEupator
Where were all these hot female mermaids when I was a giant clam?
WillWasThere
UNDER THE SEA!!!!!!!!!
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
Everything the artist drew is wrong, lol.
RandyHorton
ONLY CLAMS.
NSFWfrontpage2
StuckHereWithYouAndThoseClowns
…crack!
elcee50
the other ones are gonna get stuck fighting over biting a Slowpoke's tail, RIP
kingkongkeom
Different public opinion of female teacher rapes male HS student vs male teacher rapes female HS student
idiotsonfire
Fuck off.
NZSheeps
Is the clam the teacher?
somethingdark
Her father is the ruler of the seas and so she's in a position of power over the clam so the clam can't consent. But also it's just a joke.
Deikin
In the summer they get very clammy
muddygreenoctopus
Why did I read this in Sebastian’s voice
Iblamemyparentstoo
KittenVonCatsworth
tomtomtomFR
folderolchi
...and anus W I N K
craque
I get the joke ofc but I don't think she ever wore starfish, it was always seashells
Wuz314159
Why does Ariel where Sea Shells? . . . . Because her tits are too small for D Shells.
MollyInanna
Just to get the spelling right, that should be "Y duz REL where see shellz?"
Wuz314159
Homonyms are hard. I figured the best way to thow off expectations on the SEA / C issue was to do the same with WEAR / WHERE thing. idk
bladeforester
Fairemont
Too small for D shells but perfect for deez nuts.
Clunkerdrone
And the B shells were too small
BeerBatteredandBold
baadf00d
Build any decks lately?
Speedmetal05
Where what why?
oiikeg1i
Flawless victory
PoorSucker
Jaqdakloun
Well, yeah, she's like, 12.
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
Off the top of my head I *think* she's 16? It's been ages since I saw The Little Mermaid but Ariel was my fav princess growing up.
myotheralt
The Disney movie line is "I'm 16 years old, I'm not a child anymore."
idontknowyoufromadam
jethroismaxbaer5772
76000BatteryLlamas
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
what does a yellow light mean?
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
slow down
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
whhhhat doooes a yeellllow liiight meean?
Millstone85
*wear
Wuz314159
*C
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
On her chest
Botticelliii
Ware*
mattamunoz
Were
reichstein
were*
bundleofwoodensticks
Where
reichstein
we're
Iblamemyparentstoo
VanillaAddict
love the username btw
Iblamemyparentstoo
Thanks, love yours too
DesignatedDrinker
I've seen the Sea/C and starfish-mouth jokes. But to be straightforward... boobs in water don't need support. No bra-blem.
Iblamemyparentstoo
Modesty I suppose
3Davideo
I mean, are mermaids even mammals? They don't need to surface to breathe...
FinancialRavioli
zerovanity59
Yes and no, they meet all the normal requirements of mammals, but also have gills in most modern fiction.
Gaelwyn
How do they give birth? Serious question, I’ve never seen it discussed.
zerovanity59
Monotremes lay eggs, but are mammals.
3Davideo
Myowngrampa
Loserbeans
Ariel "most likely has the reproductive organs of a cetacean" in mermaid form as per the Disney fandom wiki, so yeah, eggs everywhere
3Davideo
Cetaceans are sea mammals (dolphins, whales), so no eggs.
AtsaMattaForMe
BMANN
Ariel, the dead clam, or the clam saying oppai?
katimius
i can put clam shells on you, no problem.
jwillustrat
If you’d like I can break your jaw open for you.
DrMissAnonymous
Well it’s the equivalent of a guy wanting to die suffocated in vagina so.. not so weird tbh
AtsaMattaForMe
jwillustrat
Ugh. Mixed signals.
Botticelliii
Heard something about a human jawbreaker??
Geekyre
I WANT MY JAW BROKEN OPEN BY YOUR THIGHS TYVM IDC IF YOU GUY OR GIRL JUST PLEASE DESTROY ME WITH YOUR THIGHS TY
KittenVonCatsworth
This person knows what they want and I respect it