NationofSchrad
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Trying to keep you ad free.
I teach three classes at two different colleges.
I'll write a description later.
One of my classes is a Tech Writing class - Can you guess which ones came from that one?
lol!
Ignore all watermarks.
No ads.
Is this class appropriate? I don't even care! I lol'd!
This is awesome!
Can you lick the science?
Only slightly exaggerating.
Give back pens if you borrow them!
Makes me question everything too…
It's the first day; we're not doing anything.
I am the one who teaches!
English, motherfucker, do you teach it!?
lol!
At least you don't have to deal with ads…
Why would you wear glasses for "fashion"?
Don't get this one.
Full disclosure, I don't assign seats. I don't think any professor does. Students just tend to sit in the same spots.
Mmm, pizza…
I just like this one.
CAN'T USE PREVIOUS PASSWORD!
Two chemists walk into a bar…
One orders H2O…
The other one says, I'll have an H2O too.
The bartender, who understands syntax, gives them both glasses of water.
This one's my favorite!
Please, don't let this happen in group projects…
Nani!?
Do your homework!
I got this from a couple of students.
"Everyone share something unique about yourself."
It's not about how you start; it's how you finish.
*Boof*
They can land a man on the moon…
It's on!
That's all folks!
BaronVonJoeJoe
A mechanical engineer that can't do mechanic work is kinda useless, pick up a god damn wrench. Most engies I know do.
KilljoyMcNutbuster
#3 yeah the wisdom would be knowing you should have done it sooner xD
unironicfingerguns
Having my routines changed unexpectedly triggers my anxiety & it honestly fucked up my whole day when someone sat in *my* seat in class.
executionofflash
Can confirm, have kissed masonry
TheClayKnight
#15 so you’re telling us that engineering gives you cancer?
NationofSchrad
Maybe you get it from kissing the science?
MrSnowy
Laughed at a few of these, but some were just terrible
MeezerStandardTime
Yeah, but you have to figure that they are coming from engineering students.
MrSnowy
But I'm an ECE student and my meme selection is so much better. Darker, but better IMO
SedativeComet
Students absolutely sit in the same spots and when some kid who never shows up actually does show up he ruins everything for everyone
AllThatJazzzzz
just for the record i scrolled this knowing i have a test due in an hour
Morg729
My tech comm prof was good because he realized us engineers hate writing
NationofSchrad
Duly noted! I'm trying to push it toward more practical uses of writing in real world situations and micro-skills (grammar, etc.)
VaillaVaginaistaAsuntoa
How the fuck you spend $70/month for contacts?
Stratego89
Procrastination is just self-training in time management.
SlickerThanNick
as a practicing civil engineer... TECHNICAL WRITING IS SO IMPORTANT!
ladyjosephine78
Check Dresden Optics: Australia, Canada and New Zealand. I just paid $99.00 for lenses and frames and that’s with the super ground down
ladyjosephine78
Lenses. Plus they did the order online, frames are made out of recycled plastic so you get to save the planet. I supplied the prescription
ladyjosephine78
https://dresden.com.au/locations/ most glasses go $50.00 if you don’t need ground down lenses. One style only, many colours, mix and match.
giraffeman23
Unspoken assigned seats can suck sometimes. Like I just wanna sit next to the cute boy in my class but thats somebodys unassigned seat
NationofSchrad
You sit next to that cute boy!
giraffeman23
Ill try my best!!!!! Just gotta somehow do it casually ?
Appollon
Zennioptical.com. And they even do "extra thin" lenses that no other place can, for us special snowflakes that need telescopes.
actingrude
This dump was okay but, but I think you can do better. Luckily the semester is 4 months long :)
PPlank
My daughter used to wear clear glasses at school on top of her head because the dress code wouldn't let the girls wear headbands.
SoulN8
These memes are pretty tame for college kids. You must be a hard ass
NationofSchrad
Well, I did ask for them to be classroom appropriate.
LukeSkywankr
Well, your favorites are certainly not!
NationofSchrad
I'm a simple man. I like sexy women and cute animals.
mac821
Hard ass
aceliz
Why would you do that though... had a real opportunity to learn their interests and sense of humor. And to get some dank memes
NationofSchrad
I just didn't want to deal with suicide memes and have to get student services involved.
aceliz
I guess I can respect that.
Icouri
I'm with this guy. Then you pair that up with incoming assignments and see if you can see their humor in their work
Theresmyothersock
Do you only teach Tech writing classes, @OP?
NationofSchrad
One Tech Writing, two Freshman Comp.
MoneybagsMcGee
The drake keke one are both lyrics from drake songs
tronda81
Mabed is drakes kid fyi
MoneybagsMcGee
It’s not particularly funny even if you get it
cantcomeupwithagoodusername
I still don't get it
punaneee
#10 ??????!!!! ?
TheBlackKnightRider
If you're a Mechanical Engineer but you can't do basic mechanic work then you should just stick to the math only.
OddlyPacific
Tool brand comparison and application is learned through experience.
oglurkerbee
As a mechanic that regularly deals with MEs: the gulf between theory and practice is very wide and no we’re not installing that rheostat
TheBlackKnightRider
amen to that. that is why i am a Machinist rn. So i can be the best possible engineer later on. i already have grease monkey XP. soo..yeah.
5NoteHalf
Hold up. What'd they want a rheostat installed ON? I mean, if it's a dimmer, then sure. If it's a jet engine throttle, mayyybe not.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
Graduated with my BS in Industrial Engineering. Not sure what I'm supposed to kiss.
ExoticGhoul
Industries
xVVitch
Bull Shit?
ImgursLibertarian
Your black belt?
randomactsofweirdness
Graduated with a masters in Chinese and English. I don't have your problems.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
You can kiss all the English and Chinese you can get your hands on
JZKillaT68
The PLC
OddlyPacific
Kiss production expectations that are impossible to meet with the given budget and labor
HypnagogicHallucinations
A duct! Or a witch, whichever weighs more.
EatsBees
But witches weigh the same as ducks
SevenLeagueBoots
I think you mean "A duct! Or a switch, whichever weighs more."
xVVitch
No definitely a witch. Kiss a witch.
SomethingCOOOOOOOL
Me .. kiss me...
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SomethingCOOOOOOOL
I'm a female
pancreas
https://youtu.be/Yw23OAb4LPo?t=75
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
If you can't send messages on imgur, let me know what you'd want to use to talk and I'll post a way to reach me there.
Magermagician
Re glasses one: Prescription glasses are about $20 through zenni optical. It's pretty awesome.
lalalandmamma
Zenni wasmy go to until I gifted myself with lasik. After 30 years of wearing glasses or contacts. Monovision for the win.
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redbikemaster
I'm thinking about getting it in a couple years, but if anything went wrong I'd lose my career, and that really scares me
NobodyKnowsImGayla
Zenni has been outfitting my family with glasses for years. I even get my fancy progressives for under $150!
EarthTurtle
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theclassiest
Holy shit.... thank you so much.
SmirkyHerkyJerky
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melisNoodleDog
Also eyebuydirect.com i have about 12 pairs from them,all under $20 each.
Boopbeepbeep
I constantly have to replace my sons glasses so I just buy them in bulk from eyebuydirect.com. So far this year I’ve bought 15 pairs.
RoxannaTroy
Thanks!
ibBenwah
You know what else is awesome? Seeing for free
Aysling
I hate zenni. Can't try on anything. That $20 is only if you're lucky enough to need aldershot vision lenses, too. All the affordable online
Aysling
Places are identical. Garbage.
SunnyDizzle
I have pretty extensive glasses needs and I still got them from zenni for around $45. Also read reviews and use sizing charts.
NobodyKnowsImGayla
Upload a photo and adjust as per the directions. It’s not the same as in person but we’ve had good luck with it.
pandorafalters
Or just have a decent idea of what actually suits your face and clothing style.
Innateshelf
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sappitychan
I need to remember this.. I paid $90 JUST for my frame last time, so I'd get a frame that didn't give me headaches.
TheTwitchingEye
I love Zenni. My high prescription and prism kick mine up to a minimum of $50 but that's still a lot better than $400.
dangerousDoc
What...I do need a backup pair...
graeldon
Optical Dispenser here: Online websites are good if you have a low to medium prescription, but if you need multifocal/progressives or... 1/2
graeldon
If you have a high prescription (above +/- 4.00), get it done professionally. It will always be better unless you get super lucky.
pandorafalters
As of last exam, my eyes were -10.50/-1.00/29 and -9.25/-1.00/161. Never had an issue with Zenni in the last 10 years.
graeldon
Glad to hear! Out of curiosity, do you typically choose vertically short frames? Or do you wear larger styles?
pandorafalters
Short, yeah. Wish I could wear aviators for that sweet, sweet peripheral vision but they look goofy on me & require higher-index lenses too.
dannishadow
Where the fuck is this magical place to get cheap glasses?
NationofSchrad
ASnugglyPugly
I bought my prescription glasses for less than $15 at eyebuydirect.com
Magermagician
It's a website. You have to get the eye exam elsewhere. Once you know your prescription it's https://www.zennioptical.com/
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SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Just as I was getting ready to schedule an eye exam! Thanks, Random Imgurian!
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dannishadow
Thank you! But how do you know if they'll look good on your face?
SgtPotshot
You can upload a photo to get a good idea, but otherwise you have to guess
rainyrivers
You can upload a picture of yourself and they have a generator that poorly places the glasses on your face. But it's enough
Legomastar
There's a feature on the site, unless they removed it, where you can upload a pic of your face and it will superimpose the glasses on it.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
The preview feature they have isn't great, but for $20, you can afford to take a chance
Magermagician
Ask a friend's opinion, photoshop, or imagine them on you? Find one you like at a shop and find a similar one online?