Lassannn
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me irl
Dec 2, 2015 11:23 PM
Lassannn
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Calamitosity
Hahahahahaha like you would ever stop at one line.
elliepeek
I had a salad too. A potato salad. Vodka. It was vodka.
jadejong
Why does the mitochondria get all the attention
iamthatgirl
My school had a required "Personal Finance" class about taxes, loans, investing, etc...closest thing to useful skills I learned in school.
Sithrak
#12 Red Flag?
JRJOH
That was something
WolvenSoul
One time, I bumped into a trash can and apologized to it.
CuriousOrange
mitochondria is plural
TheFinder
mistergoblin
we'll be refurbished eventually
ObligatoryFate
I squeeze the paste into the toothbrush to prevent this, and it helps to spread it out so it doesn't all come out on two teeth.
francesc0
...to forget about the *times*
MusicForEarthworms
I can relate to that vending machine more than most people I meet.
MrHarryBallzac
Now that you say it...
Skyasi
I read that line over and over again because of how much I related to it.
MaegorTheCruel
¨lights will guide you home--¨, no they wont, I haven´t paid the bills.
caspur1300
I laughed way harder than I should have at the sticker eating one
Mathemusical
That booty on No. 6 though daaaaammmnn.
farwall
The light inside is broken and is a pretty fair indicator or all other systems.
ILoveYourCatMoreThanYouDo
I text "omw" to my ex before picking up my daughter from him. Every once in awhile it autocorrects to "On my way!" Super Cringe
DigiByteM8
I thought it meant "oh my word"
Vesane
Wait, but so… do you (and the person in the post) actually mean something *else* when you write omw? Or are the full words just mortifying?
ILoveYourCatMoreThanYouDo
It's the full words with the exclamation point. Like you're super excited to be on your way.
asanimgurianiliealot
You look way too excited with full words followed by an exclamation point. The full words alone are fine.
dolphinitely
Was that shoenice?
therealSKYKING
lol I only know about him from the h3h3 video, but it does look like him.
underpantswizard
Tosh did a CeWebrity profile of him. He is not doing so well these days. Wife left him because of his ridiculous YouTube channel n shit
Chodemeister
Last I heard he was homeless and doing so not very well. I hope he lands on his feet. He is a good person.
ProbeGT
#15 Forget ? I do that shit on purpose ! It's even more funny if people play along !
IckyLilBickyJahJahandWill
worry not
bluecardinal
I ain't excited like that.
TheBrett
I wonder if Monica's favorite character is Monica.
sorryimcanadian
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
TubbzMcgee
The powerhouse of the cell is the mitochondria
jo3v
That tooth brush one... why do we do that?
BjmnC8
Number 10 is me right now but instead of Netflix it's imgur. God help me...
IveBeenToGroningen
Same boat, bud.
IspellBananasbysingingGwenStefani
WELL GET TO FUCKING WORK. Seriously 15 minutes of work 5 minutes of something else. Set a timer now JUST DO IT
IveBeenToGroningen
Tough love... I can get used to this ;)
IspellBananasbysingingGwenStefani
Im 6 hours to late but if youre anything like me youre still on here. well GTFO AND DO YOUR FUCKING WORK.
BleedEffect
Yeah thanks bud ruin my imgur experience for the rest of the night.
djdoughy
why dont people wet the brush before the paste? i dont understand this...
ivegotsoulbutimnotasoldier
That terrible cropping job wasted 5 minutes of my life as I waited for something to load
Jayhatesspidersandshit
Its okay your hole life has been a waste
WaluigiInAWheelchair
*Whole
ruben10111
Not alone kiddo, not alone...
shazamapajamaaaa
I am enjoying a grape salad for dinner this very moment.
Lassannn
As am I. Bought it at Piggly Wiggly. GOOD salad.
shazamapajamaaaa
Got mine from trader Joe's. It came in a box. I am a classy wino.
Lassannn
You classy fucker, this is for you. The perfect game of Snake: http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/51647cb1eab8ea9d4c00000c/snake.gif
shazamapajamaaaa
That was beautiful. Thank you.
Lassannn
Finish that box and I'll see you in the morning.
LadyB0ner
I watched the whoooole thing
Lassannn
Did it give you a lady boner?
LordLuco
I also had a salad last night
jurjclooners
I am a vegetarian
coconutjetpack
I'm having salad right now. =oD
roughluxe
Me too! It's a potato salad.
roughluxe
It's vodka.
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
I have a pizza salad
SpiritsLink
I'm eating a fireball salad. I did this right right guys?
Imghurrr
i tossed your mom's salad last night or something
HughLaurie
I had a salad. Lots of croutons, one big crouton actually. Also tomatoes. I had pizza.
ZipperWookie
"No officer, I just had a glass of dinner with my wine."
Automatvapen
Meanwhile I made chili cheese balls last night...
voltato
I had bread... liquid bread, fizzy fermented bread. That sounds disgusting, nvm
LordLuco
You can live on liquid bread
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
Makes me hoppy.
kidswat
Somewhere they teach just taxes and everyone's like "what is the mitochondria??"
bewilderbeest
School taught me about tax returns and home loans, imgur taught me about the mitochondria.
OopsImAPumpkin
Meanwhile on Earth 2...
agamemnonymous
Microscopic life forms that one can use to channel the Force
HiImJoe
But... But... It's the powerhouse of the cell...
TlNYshark
In Canada they have a mandatory Career and life management course. Pretty useful.
RaiKoi
I love how on these long ass albums, the top comment is usually about the last image. Like, that's how long our attention span is.
aguynamedDeadpool
yeah what is up with people these day- SQUIRREL!
TheAnswerIsAlwaysYuengling
I'm in graduate school for biochemistry - they "taught" us this during our core classes.
shartsicle
Fun fact : mitochondria are plural. Mitochondrion is singular.
Fenriswaffles
Yeah could I retroactively go there? This coming January is my first time doing taxes and I have no idea what to expect let alone help.
sjmanzur
Probably in russia
Squeezit
School never taught me how to handle bills or taxes or anything. Or how to file taxes. I was just like "oh hello world, here's every dime"
Dragonogh
Excuse you: what ARE mitochondria. That's plural. We're civilized here. I know it can be hard sometimes.
SafetyWank
Bunch of savages!
shartsicle
Filthy
brickonator
The mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell.
Dragonogh
Couldn't have said it better myself. Well done. You get an A+. Please help teach the other savages.
dNihil
what's a hypoteneuse
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
http://cdn2.irishviews.com/irishviews-cdn/hippo.jpg
Fenderzilla
That depends. Do you actually want my advice or are you just asking random questions again?
Auroraceratops
Long diagonal leg of right triangle
deignlian
My high school. We never talked about mitochondria in biology, but I know about taxes and voting.
manthabat
My school's finance class taught how to balance a checkbook and calculate sales tax. It did not teach anyone how to adult.
GetSchwifty
My school had a personal finances class which was like that. But not enough people took it so they didnt offer it. But kids complain sitll.
deignlian
Taxes and savings/checking/retirement plans were part of a required econ class. Voting was part of a required government class.
GetSchwifty
My school set up our School pres election exactly like regular voting. So you didnt need a class on it.
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
It's the powerhouse of the cell.
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aguynamedDeadpool
it makes plants grow!
Spiralhaze
I take biology for 300, Alex.
aguynamedDeadpool
do tell
Thezombieteabagger
How very observant.
Atalung
Don't tell them! That's how we keep them from taking over
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Damnit, now he knows both of the things!
Atalung
Do we have to kill him now? I'd really like to avoid that if we can
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
No @Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault is the one who provided the knowledge.
aBastardNoLonger
Totally unrelated, but avoid #2 by squeezing the toothpaste down into the bristles. It's changed my life.
GroovySloth
But why would you pour water on the toothpaste?
aBastardNoLonger
I'm not all about going in dry if you know what I mean.
RaiKoi
Or, you know, apply the paste after watering the brush.
aBastardNoLonger
I typically set out my wife's toothbrush when I'm putting toothpaste on mine. Invariably one of them gets knocked over