The Shakespearean tragedy that is life.

Dec 2, 2015 11:23 PM

Lassannn

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me irl

Hahahahahaha like you would ever stop at one line.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a salad too. A potato salad. Vodka. It was vodka.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why does the mitochondria get all the attention

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My school had a required "Personal Finance" class about taxes, loans, investing, etc...closest thing to useful skills I learned in school.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 Red Flag?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was something

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

One time, I bumped into a trash can and apologized to it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mitochondria is plural

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

me too vending machine. Me too...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

we'll be refurbished eventually

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I squeeze the paste into the toothbrush to prevent this, and it helps to spread it out so it doesn't all come out on two teeth.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...to forget about the *times*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can relate to that vending machine more than most people I meet.

10 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 3

Now that you say it...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read that line over and over again because of how much I related to it.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

¨lights will guide you home--¨, no they wont, I haven´t paid the bills.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laughed way harder than I should have at the sticker eating one

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That booty on No. 6 though daaaaammmnn.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The light inside is broken and is a pretty fair indicator or all other systems.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I text "omw" to my ex before picking up my daughter from him. Every once in awhile it autocorrects to "On my way!" Super Cringe

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it meant "oh my word"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait, but so… do you (and the person in the post) actually mean something *else* when you write omw? Or are the full words just mortifying?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the full words with the exclamation point. Like you're super excited to be on your way.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You look way too excited with full words followed by an exclamation point. The full words alone are fine.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was that shoenice?

10 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 3

lol I only know about him from the h3h3 video, but it does look like him.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tosh did a CeWebrity profile of him. He is not doing so well these days. Wife left him because of his ridiculous YouTube channel n shit

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Last I heard he was homeless and doing so not very well. I hope he lands on his feet. He is a good person.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 Forget ? I do that shit on purpose ! It's even more funny if people play along !

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

worry not

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I ain't excited like that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if Monica's favorite character is Monica.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

The powerhouse of the cell is the mitochondria

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That tooth brush one... why do we do that?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Number 10 is me right now but instead of Netflix it's imgur. God help me...

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Same boat, bud.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WELL GET TO FUCKING WORK. Seriously 15 minutes of work 5 minutes of something else. Set a timer now JUST DO IT

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tough love... I can get used to this ;)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im 6 hours to late but if youre anything like me youre still on here. well GTFO AND DO YOUR FUCKING WORK.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah thanks bud ruin my imgur experience for the rest of the night.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

why dont people wet the brush before the paste? i dont understand this...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That terrible cropping job wasted 5 minutes of my life as I waited for something to load

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

Its okay your hole life has been a waste

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

*Whole

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not alone kiddo, not alone...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am enjoying a grape salad for dinner this very moment.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As am I. Bought it at Piggly Wiggly. GOOD salad.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Got mine from trader Joe's. It came in a box. I am a classy wino.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You classy fucker, this is for you. The perfect game of Snake: http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/51647cb1eab8ea9d4c00000c/snake.gif

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That was beautiful. Thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finish that box and I'll see you in the morning.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I watched the whoooole thing

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did it give you a lady boner?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I also had a salad last night

10 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 4

I am a vegetarian

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm having salad right now. =oD

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Me too! It's a potato salad.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

It's vodka.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I have a pizza salad

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm eating a fireball salad. I did this right right guys?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

i tossed your mom's salad last night or something

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I had a salad. Lots of croutons, one big crouton actually. Also tomatoes. I had pizza.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"No officer, I just had a glass of dinner with my wine."

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile I made chili cheese balls last night...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had bread... liquid bread, fizzy fermented bread. That sounds disgusting, nvm

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can live on liquid bread

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Makes me hoppy.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Somewhere they teach just taxes and everyone's like "what is the mitochondria??"

10 years ago | Likes 983 Dislikes 6

School taught me about tax returns and home loans, imgur taught me about the mitochondria.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile on Earth 2...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Microscopic life forms that one can use to channel the Force

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But... But... It's the powerhouse of the cell...

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

In Canada they have a mandatory Career and life management course. Pretty useful.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how on these long ass albums, the top comment is usually about the last image. Like, that's how long our attention span is.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

yeah what is up with people these day- SQUIRREL!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm in graduate school for biochemistry - they "taught" us this during our core classes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact : mitochondria are plural. Mitochondrion is singular.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah could I retroactively go there? This coming January is my first time doing taxes and I have no idea what to expect let alone help.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably in russia

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

School never taught me how to handle bills or taxes or anything. Or how to file taxes. I was just like "oh hello world, here's every dime"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excuse you: what ARE mitochondria. That's plural. We're civilized here. I know it can be hard sometimes.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Bunch of savages!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Filthy

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Couldn't have said it better myself. Well done. You get an A+. Please help teach the other savages.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what's a hypoteneuse

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That depends. Do you actually want my advice or are you just asking random questions again?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Long diagonal leg of right triangle

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My high school. We never talked about mitochondria in biology, but I know about taxes and voting.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My school's finance class taught how to balance a checkbook and calculate sales tax. It did not teach anyone how to adult.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My school had a personal finances class which was like that. But not enough people took it so they didnt offer it. But kids complain sitll.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Taxes and savings/checking/retirement plans were part of a required econ class. Voting was part of a required government class.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My school set up our School pres election exactly like regular voting. So you didnt need a class on it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the powerhouse of the cell.

10 years ago | Likes 276 Dislikes 1

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it makes plants grow!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I take biology for 300, Alex.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

do tell

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How very observant.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't tell them! That's how we keep them from taking over

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Damnit, now he knows both of the things!

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Do we have to kill him now? I'd really like to avoid that if we can

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No @Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault is the one who provided the knowledge.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Totally unrelated, but avoid #2 by squeezing the toothpaste down into the bristles. It's changed my life.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But why would you pour water on the toothpaste?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not all about going in dry if you know what I mean.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or, you know, apply the paste after watering the brush.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I typically set out my wife's toothbrush when I'm putting toothpaste on mine. Invariably one of them gets knocked over

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0