it's pretty hot the next three days up here in Noord Holland as well. not enjoying it. "ComE TO tHE nETherLAndS It'S cOlD AnD rAInY aLL tHe TImE," they said. false advertising.
By this point I’m seriously going to have to consider moving to a colder climate if I ever have the means to do so.
Maybe one of the Scandinavian countries.
I really don’t handle heat very well. Every summer I suffer. Two years ago I lived in a small apartment on the top floor of the building. It was so hot that I was perpetually tired and just angry all the time because of the heat.
Finally, I bought a portable AC unit. Would rather deal with the noise than the heat.
It's not just France, it's in a big part of Europe. Here in Netherlands it's also over 30 degrees for several days now, and friday it's gonna get up to 36-38. Yesterday it was 31 degrees in my home.
I used to live in Phoenix Arizona, occasionally without AC. I have tips for you @OP!
1. bowl of ice cubes behind a table fan makes a temporary cool breeze
2. Old garden hose, hung up along outdoor roofline poked with a needle every 0.5 meters or so makes for an excellent misting device.
3. If you’re lucky enough to own a bathtub, just…cold baths. If water is expensive, it’s gross, but just don’t drain the tub. Just a cold soaking tub. Shower after elsewhere if possible.
Dude, we still have the right foot on the accelerator. And to quote "Manu" Macron : "Qui aurait pu prédire..?" Dude is in charge since 2017 and did peanuts against Global Warming. 😒😠
Those are the maximum values, during the day. Yes, it's hot, but that's not the main problem. The REAL issue is that it doesn't drop under 22-23°C during the night (25-26°C in the cities), so the heat only accumulates. It's been ten days and we still have at least another week to go through.
You've obviously not spent a lot of time with the ocean. I used to surf a lot and I've seen people more experienced than me be dragged out by underwater currents. In straya the lifeguards would get them on their jetskis, can't speak for France.
Well... that's a tragedy. Apparently there's even a well trained footballer who drowned, so it can really happen to anyone. I'm affraid that the hotter it will be, the more there'll be accidents and deaths. Also, people might want to go where it's not crowded, but it can be very tricky to know if a place is unsafe to swim (with baines, or dangerous currents, etc), if it's not clearly indicated. (like that, for example : )
My only condolences are that the super rich are all going to die too. This is a human extinction event. We will not be coming back from this. I can’t predict exactly when the last human will die, but it will happen soon in ecological and evolutionary terms.
DrKonrad
I am in France and also in the red region, it's already 28°C (82°F) this morning, will be 38°C (100°F) in the afternoon. Stay safe and hydrated
Thizicis
Every year the coming refugee crisis and the water wars creep ever closer.
themuffulettaisalsoaverygoodsandwich
it's pretty hot the next three days up here in Noord Holland as well. not enjoying it. "ComE TO tHE nETherLAndS It'S cOlD AnD rAInY aLL tHe TImE," they said. false advertising.
zanli
It's winter here but El Niño 2026 is coming, and: https://imgur.com/gzuUgAt
derekjohn
I'm in the bottom left 42 C (107.6 F) here yesterday. Went for a (short) walk, it's absolutely silent at 2.30 pm.
brainpansonata
The bright side:
Sanivia
after they sucked the whole region off the last water drop?
Yasashii93
By this point I’m seriously going to have to consider moving to a colder climate if I ever have the means to do so.
Maybe one of the Scandinavian countries.
I really don’t handle heat very well. Every summer I suffer. Two years ago I lived in a small apartment on the top floor of the building. It was so hot that I was perpetually tired and just angry all the time because of the heat.
Finally, I bought a portable AC unit. Would rather deal with the noise than the heat.
Gaelig
Il a fait 40° à Rennes hier... c'est dingue.
CoretTrobane
As a Brit I normally like to play along with the traditional British/French antagonism... But it's too warm for that.
Please do what you can to stay cool, and keep an eye out for heat stroke among people and pets around you 🙂
TheGrumpyOldTroll
You think THIS is hot, just wait til NEXT year!
MapleSyrupMafia
Just wait when it's actually summer.
yakboy
Welcome to the club.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
As we say around here: zis iz 'orribeul, oui are fockède.
bbrtki
"Climate change isn't real"
Sigh.
Crispy4Skin
It's not just France, it's in a big part of Europe. Here in Netherlands it's also over 30 degrees for several days now, and friday it's gonna get up to 36-38. Yesterday it was 31 degrees in my home.
Sebastopol140
Putain oui on crève !
jlist
I always upvote Hell Girl!
meatballdreamer
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
I used to live in Phoenix Arizona, occasionally without AC. I have tips for you @OP!
1. bowl of ice cubes behind a table fan makes a temporary cool breeze
2. Old garden hose, hung up along outdoor roofline poked with a needle every 0.5 meters or so makes for an excellent misting device.
3. If you’re lucky enough to own a bathtub, just…cold baths. If water is expensive, it’s gross, but just don’t drain the tub. Just a cold soaking tub. Shower after elsewhere if possible.
GL, and stay safe.
availlableusername
Thanks for the tips! I'll try to survive :)
wadatahmydamie
My part of USA used to hit 35c/95f on the hottest day of the year, rarely hitting 38/100.
A few years back, it hit 52/125 for a couple days. Hotter than anywhere else in earth.
Titilve74
Dude, we still have the right foot on the accelerator.
And to quote "Manu" Macron : "Qui aurait pu prédire..?"
Dude is in charge since 2017 and did peanuts against Global Warming. 😒😠
Gaelig
actually we don't produce that much carbon dioxyde in France, we prefer to polute with nuclear stuff.
Freakscar
#2 If you see this Lady, it's already too late for your sorry ass, wether you're in an extreme heatwave or not. ;)
(Ai Enma, the eponimous main character from "Jigoku Shoujo" / "Hell Girl". Great series.)
Pulger
(nicked from an unrelated story)
Gaelig
trop mignon!
RetrogradeLlama
Millstone85
Alistairetheblu
Ceci n'est pas un feu.
Titilve74
Voilà, voilà... 🙄
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
putain, c'est vrai ces "prévisions" de 2014??
breadedfishstrip
Yep https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/weather-maps-2050-and-2019/
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
thanks, interesting to note that now isn't even the first time the predictions came true
JanusLeeJones
Oh no, their predictions were for the hottest part of summer, and we're worse than that at the very beginning of summer (and 25 years in advance) !
Titilve74
I wonder why though... And kinda fear what's to come next... 🙄😶😕 #ThisIsFine
ThisIsAllYouCouldComeUpWith
Ocean current collapse and mass starvation. That's what comes next.
marthafarquar
Oogibah
That's Arizona weather right there (41c is 105f)
weidermeijer
Okay. I thought they were just complaining with respect to normal… but that is HOT.
DameDePiques
Those are the maximum values, during the day. Yes, it's hot, but that's not the main problem. The REAL issue is that it doesn't drop under 22-23°C during the night (25-26°C in the cities), so the heat only accumulates. It's been ten days and we still have at least another week to go through.
wadatahmydamie
For the Americans, the high temperature is ~110 degrees Fahrenheit.
Gaelig
Oh là là, c'est chaud.
Bystandr
How hot is 'exceptionally high heat'
LawFiveGuy
I saw a spot on one of the comment maps here that showed 43.8 / 110F.
availlableusername
It's about 40°C, which is wayyyy above the normal seasonal temperatures :
DameDePiques
And the temperature don't drop under 22°C at night (even 25 or 26°C in urban areas).
Bystandr
Thanks ! I heard they had a 42C report somewhere. Its too hot if you dont have access to shelter.
2ant
Im right in the purple and even by staying inside with every shutters closed it's an oven.
swedeonamoose
40 people in france have drowned so far trying to escape the heat =( https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/23/heatwave-france-spain-italy-europe
Titilve74
+2 today in Annecy... 🙄😶😕
lightfoot2
Serious question: Do they teach people to swim in France?
availlableusername
Yes, usually we learn that in middle school.
djausdr
Usually yes, unless you're from the poorer parts of the country, with no budget nor access for swimming pools and even less for lessons
lightfoot2
Thanks. Any thoughts on the high numbers of drownings?
Goldensands
You've obviously not spent a lot of time with the ocean. I used to surf a lot and I've seen people more experienced than me be dragged out by underwater currents. In straya the lifeguards would get them on their jetskis, can't speak for France.
lightfoot2
Sure I have. I heard a lot of these drownings were in ponds and local streams. Ocean is a very different story.
Nooctae
A lot of it is due to them swimming in places with high currents and being caught by tides.
availlableusername
Well... that's a tragedy. Apparently there's even a well trained footballer who drowned, so it can really happen to anyone. I'm affraid that the hotter it will be, the more there'll be accidents and deaths. Also, people might want to go where it's not crowded, but it can be very tricky to know if a place is unsafe to swim (with baines, or dangerous currents, etc), if it's not clearly indicated. (like that, for example :
)
whiskeywonka
can you translate what baines are?
Dimension09
They are bad
PinkEater
Just imagine, in 20 years that might the new average.
Gaelig
it will be.
BlindGardener
Gonna be sooner than that at this rate
PhailRaptor
I think you mean in 5 years
availlableusername
Yeah...
Gaelig
OUI
BlindGardener
Yeah. This is an extinction event.
SquashDemon
Well I'm sure glad the shareholders got additional value out of this.
BlindGardener
My only condolences are that the super rich are all going to die too. This is a human extinction event. We will not be coming back from this. I can’t predict exactly when the last human will die, but it will happen soon in ecological and evolutionary terms.
PinkEater
I keep thinking they'll end more like the Morlocks https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ejQxemQ4a3Qyb3dqYW4yNTJ5dGs5Z3pwa2w2MzJ4cDBhZ2ptdDk4dCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/f4TxhA5Fk8otAIZw9X/200w.webp
SquashDemon
Yeah, good riddance honestly, we're such a garbage species. I'm glad we're all going to die off.