Humpday Dump

Nov 13, 2024 1:43 PM

Some videos incoming; mute at will

#26 Rip and tear until it is done

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#22 Wait skunks eat eggs? That explains a lot

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#13

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This was good. Real good.

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#16 That dog cannot hold it's likker.

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That man is attractive, I would lick his face, too.

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#28 Marylin Manson?

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#6

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#3

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#40 That's a lot of effort to go to in order to show me a picture of my parents fighting.

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#42 - Little girl crying because she received a new puppy.

Don't worry kiddo... you'll be crying like that when he passes as well. I'm 54, I lost my dog after only 7 years and my life is shattered. I only feel 3 things in the few weeks he's been gone... either complete sadness, sometimes anger, and most of the time absolutely nothing. I care for nothing anymore. Therapy hasn't helped and I often just sit and stare into the abyss. I'm sorry little girl, enjoy your pup while you can.

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#18 That is in the "Remains to Be Seen" antiques shop in Lark Lane Liverpool

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Haidyn? That poor kid.

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pronounced like iodine

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#22 it doesn't really seem like they're that interested in any of the food being provided... am I missing something?

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#11 This is so life affirming

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#34 Minnesota is apparently the only state Reagan didn't win, so... evaluate yourself. They'll be feeding children and whipping shitties and not caring what you think.

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Damn, and you got Prince!? Rescinded lol

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#19 I’m in this image and I don’t like it

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Exceptional dump. Well done, @OP

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#27 Damn it all, they got it everywhere. It's possible to infuse coffees with chocolate, minus the mess and cleanup.

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#34 the taterfolk of Idaho call them “cookies”

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#27 Okay, but why is it set to the opening theme from Band of Brothers?

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#24 idk why but I love it

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#40

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#11 Okay, this made me giggle :)

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Jolene was Agatha Harkins, so it makes sense.

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#1:

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#1 @botdrawa Jolene

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@davebeastly Here's your drawing of a "Jolene"

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@davebeastly Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Jolene, as an embroidered patch"

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#12 what's the last part he says? while being suspiciously........

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I got "while being suspicious of" and then couldn't make it out. Hopefully someone here can help.

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"..all the while being suspicious of anything foreign" is the end part.

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#1 Jeeze guys Jolene is a METAPHOR for confidence issues.

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Not really. She said there was a period when she was on tour so much her relationship started to suffer and while Jolene is a fake name, there was another woman getting a bit too friendly with her man.

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Well and also cheating is about the character of the cheater, not the cheated on. You can be the most loving gorgeous supportive partner in the world and a cheater will cheat on you. It's not about the other person being better than you, it's about the power of something never being enough.

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Nah Dolly described her as a hot Redhead working as a bank clerk.

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I want a version of the song where the singer realizes halfway through Jolene isn't after her MAN and begins a steady descent into gay panic

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Physically, she was based on a bank teller who obviously found Parton's husband very attractive. The name Jolene was borrowed from a young fan she met at one of her shows. That is all. As you were.

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To expand upon "young" - it was a child. I also didn't know about the bank teller part, so now I can listen to the song with more than just "Jolene was a child" in my head lol Thank you, friendly internet stranger!

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You're welcome. My job here is done.

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Jolene? You mean Agatha? Nice try. Guys I think this one is Agatha.

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Metaphorically does Jolene got big tiddies?

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She was a redhead. "Her beauty was beyond compare. With flaming locks of Auburn hair. With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green."

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Metaphorically yes. Bigger than Dolly's. Because of the metaphor.

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Or the implication?

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