Jun 7, 2021 7:14 PM
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Bigbadteddy
How do I get this job??
SirSage
I sweep alligators and my husband crochets turtlenecks for lizards. Our budget is 47 million
Choix77
Needs that motor boat sound they make which we all know and love.
nothebees
Ah yes, many alligators in Spain.
pr3viso
S little bit lower, yeah, that's the spot. You're good at this, Susan
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
Remember when an alligator bit the leg off another gator by accident bc they happened to be near each other.
FriendlyFallopian
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Escamondar means to scald or to prune of unnecessary branches
19ElJefe59
Gracias.
De nada
countflatula
Sweep your gator and keep your croc polished
RetiredLaserMan
I figured "crazy as fuck" would have "loco" in it somewhere, but I'll take your word for it.
rangermcfadden
Huh, I thought “giving the gator a good brooming” was a euphemism. Guess I owe that zookeeper an apology for calling him a perv.
Cabreza
If you told me about scrubbing the gator before seeing this I would have assumed it was a sexual thing.
Rretap
Hold on is that a furry variety as I've never seen a hairy crock or alligator.
IdaSpear
That's exactly what I was wondering.
It may be algae or moss growing on his back. I don't know about gators, but turtles frequently have algae growing on their shells.
Thanks for that. I hadn't considered it being foreign material but yeah, I've seen turtles absolutely covered in barnacles.
Sh4d0wM4nt1s
It isn't. The GIF has been reposted enough that the quality has greatly degraded.
frank16
Whatever you do, don't stop!
zappyguy
Now my question is... What do you do when you have to stop?
runnfly
I think they prefer a hand massage..but what do I know v
Flowtotheflo
That must feel awesome for them
CouldntCakeLess
Everyone loves back rubs
sprayfartmaster
Can this dinosaur even feel this?
EpilatorAlligatorBothReduceGrowth
Turtles can feel being brushed through their shells so yes, it should feel this.
OrphanGenocide
I'm an alligator. I'm a mama-papa comin' for you! I'm the space invader. I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for you!
Baron29
I think that's probably the greatest opening line to a song ever
Hurrdurrimgurr
Another unpaid internship
bigblindguy
The beast makes no attempt to either leave or defend itself, so we must assume it allows this because it feels fucking great.
4cASpEr2
Bro no wonder these things are killers... imagine not being able to scratch that ich on your back?! Pure anger.
Fengor
That and because they got all them teef but no toofbrush.
Yeah gotta have some itchy gums poor dudes.
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
It's your turn to clean the danger log
Cucumberclouds
How much money would you do it for?
CrunchySock
At least a dollar
rvahnc
Dunno. How much do prosthetic legs go for these days?
Oh, and I don’t have any money. This is just a for fun question
PenchBoy
Free, I'm an Aussie. He's a cutie and well fed
AnAnxiousLight
Some.
GNiko
"Brushing your alligator" definitely sounds like an euphemism.
xyxyxyxy31
TK421isAFK
Everybody did.
Just a girl cleaning her purse.
Rockafella83
"You scratch my back, I scratch your.." -Crocodile probably
TemplarMuse
No more than "cleaning your croc", surely?
Grooming your lizard. Brooming the ol' dinosaur.
TasteOfNoise
I say that when I scrub my grundle
shoulkion
Masturbating when you have shingles?
Anwinity
Had shingles when I was like 20. Can confirm, zero fapping occurred.
ElDrmm
sushiengineer
In America we call this "fuckin crazy"
Fritztopia
Except Florida. They call it Tuesday.
DropkickOctopus
I was just about to make a Florida joke too, damn!
CoyoteWill
Go Gators!
unlikelydimple
Not so sure I would do this particular gig with bare feet, but we'll assume she knows what she's about.
Glasma
It’s not like it would matter. Go look up how strong their bite force is. Steel toes wouldn’t even save you
TheyCallmeChang
Probably in Florida..whole ' nother world down there
SongandTam
I can't imagine what difference shoes would make if this guy decided to snap at your feet
jackieshy
i like the thought you have that if that aligator got a hold of your leg. the boot would save your life
Multispork
She might have been wearing crocs, and that would have been disrespectful.
TheRicM
Alligators don't wear shoes
SomethingCleverAndFunnyThatHasentBeenTaken
Eh, when my pet gator bites my foot of I wouldn't wana loose my work boots too
SetPriorityChaos
You have your priorities in the right place... pure chaos
chilsworth
I mean either way you won’t ever use them again
ContentCup
Put that boot on the brand new E-Foot™️ now with built in camera and WiFi for easy feet pic uploading
Bigbadteddy
How do I get this job??
SirSage
I sweep alligators and my husband crochets turtlenecks for lizards. Our budget is 47 million
Choix77
Needs that motor boat sound they make which we all know and love.
nothebees
Ah yes, many alligators in Spain.
pr3viso
S little bit lower, yeah, that's the spot. You're good at this, Susan
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
Remember when an alligator bit the leg off another gator by accident bc they happened to be near each other.
FriendlyFallopian
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Escamondar means to scald or to prune of unnecessary branches
19ElJefe59
Gracias.
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
De nada
countflatula
Sweep your gator and keep your croc polished
RetiredLaserMan
I figured "crazy as fuck" would have "loco" in it somewhere, but I'll take your word for it.
rangermcfadden
Huh, I thought “giving the gator a good brooming” was a euphemism. Guess I owe that zookeeper an apology for calling him a perv.
Cabreza
If you told me about scrubbing the gator before seeing this I would have assumed it was a sexual thing.
Rretap
Hold on is that a furry variety as I've never seen a hairy crock or alligator.
IdaSpear
That's exactly what I was wondering.
19ElJefe59
It may be algae or moss growing on his back. I don't know about gators, but turtles frequently have algae growing on their shells.
IdaSpear
Thanks for that. I hadn't considered it being foreign material but yeah, I've seen turtles absolutely covered in barnacles.
Sh4d0wM4nt1s
It isn't. The GIF has been reposted enough that the quality has greatly degraded.
frank16
Whatever you do, don't stop!
zappyguy
Now my question is... What do you do when you have to stop?
runnfly
I think they prefer a hand massage..but what do I know
v
Flowtotheflo
That must feel awesome for them
CouldntCakeLess
Everyone loves back rubs
sprayfartmaster
Can this dinosaur even feel this?
EpilatorAlligatorBothReduceGrowth
Turtles can feel being brushed through their shells so yes, it should feel this.
OrphanGenocide
I'm an alligator. I'm a mama-papa comin' for you! I'm the space invader. I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for you!
Baron29
I think that's probably the greatest opening line to a song ever
Baron29
Hurrdurrimgurr
Another unpaid internship
bigblindguy
The beast makes no attempt to either leave or defend itself, so we must assume it allows this because it feels fucking great.
4cASpEr2
Bro no wonder these things are killers... imagine not being able to scratch that ich on your back?! Pure anger.
Fengor
That and because they got all them teef but no toofbrush.
bigblindguy
Yeah gotta have some itchy gums poor dudes.
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
It's your turn to clean the danger log
Cucumberclouds
How much money would you do it for?
CrunchySock
At least a dollar
rvahnc
Dunno. How much do prosthetic legs go for these days?
Cucumberclouds
Oh, and I don’t have any money. This is just a for fun question
PenchBoy
Free, I'm an Aussie. He's a cutie and well fed
AnAnxiousLight
Some.
GNiko
"Brushing your alligator" definitely sounds like an euphemism.
xyxyxyxy31
TK421isAFK
Everybody did.
CouldntCakeLess
Just a girl cleaning her purse.
Rockafella83
"You scratch my back, I scratch your.." -Crocodile probably
TemplarMuse
No more than "cleaning your croc", surely?
TK421isAFK
Grooming your lizard. Brooming the ol' dinosaur.
TasteOfNoise
I say that when I scrub my grundle
shoulkion
Masturbating when you have shingles?
Anwinity
Had shingles when I was like 20. Can confirm, zero fapping occurred.
ElDrmm
sushiengineer
In America we call this "fuckin crazy"
Fritztopia
Except Florida. They call it Tuesday.
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
DropkickOctopus
I was just about to make a Florida joke too, damn!
CoyoteWill
Go Gators!
unlikelydimple
Not so sure I would do this particular gig with bare feet, but we'll assume she knows what she's about.
Glasma
It’s not like it would matter. Go look up how strong their bite force is. Steel toes wouldn’t even save you
TheyCallmeChang
Probably in Florida..whole ' nother world down there
SongandTam
I can't imagine what difference shoes would make if this guy decided to snap at your feet
jackieshy
i like the thought you have that if that aligator got a hold of your leg. the boot would save your life
Multispork
She might have been wearing crocs, and that would have been disrespectful.
TheRicM
Alligators don't wear shoes
SomethingCleverAndFunnyThatHasentBeenTaken
Eh, when my pet gator bites my foot of I wouldn't wana loose my work boots too
SetPriorityChaos
You have your priorities in the right place... pure chaos
chilsworth
I mean either way you won’t ever use them again
ContentCup
Put that boot on the brand new E-Foot™️ now with built in camera and WiFi for easy feet pic uploading