Thank you flat earthers

Jul 16, 2023 3:33 PM

Grogu007

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I liked the comment that the Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wake up! The moon landing was filmed on the underside of the Earth!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The Earth is flat, it is also the center of the universe and everything orbits it. Epstein killed himself, there was a shooter on the grassy knoll, Elvis didn’t die, he just went home. I also have some ocean front property in Arizona.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also trump won

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that flat earth documentary (can't remember the name) where they prove themselves wrong with their own experiment.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Behind The Curve", here's a clip of them actually doing the experiment: https://youtu.be/EBtx1MDi5tY

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, let's follow this (unfounded) hypothesis that there is a vast conspiracy in lying to the public that the world is round when it's actually flat. The reasonable question to ask is "Qui bono?" - who benefits? WHY go through all this effort - what is GAINED from engaging in such an enormous body of work to cover up some apparently simple natural truth? WHY do it? Waiting for an answer, flat-heads.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

apart from the fact you can literally see the curve if you look out to ocean from the beach (I know, I live next to the coast) you can fucking MEASURE A CURVE ON THAT FUCKING IMAGE. I drew a line with MS paint, its only like 2 pixels, but the ocean in the middle of the image is higher than the edges.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, we will never change flat earthers minds because we tolerate them?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yep, totally flat.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That's just a wave in between the camera and the wind turbines. Approximately 60+ meters in height, so there must by a cyclone in between the camera and the turbines. Or a tsunami. Use your brain, sheeplez!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Downtown Chicago looks like this from Illinois beach state park in northern Illinois. But “flat Earth” is not about whether the Earth is really flat or not. It’s an apocalypse cult and they choose to believe something that everyone else believes is false so that Jesus or Trump can show up and show that they were right and therefore the chosen ones and everyone else was wrong and going to hell or whatever. Don’t try to do science at them, that has nothing to do with their beliefs.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a lot of giants.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll get my lance.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I live on an island in the Pacific. When you look out over the water you can clearly see the curvature of the earth. It's obvious.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

>https://www.metabunk.org/curve/ and also https://www.metabunk.org/threads/soundly-proving-the-curvature-of-the-earth-at-lake-pontchartrain.8939/ There is the curve.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think flat-earthing is one of the best practical jokes in the history of mankind. And think how many are in on the joke! Hat's off!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember as a child I went on a bike trip with my dad on a long stretch of straight road and could see a school bus parking in the distance going up and up as I got closer. I was still in elementary school and grasped the concept of round Earth easily.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I agree. The straight line place on the image is straight.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever ride a huge ass ferris wheel and at the top it looks like ypur on train tracks because ypu can't perceive the curve with your eyes because of the perspective. It's like rjat you flat earth fuckers

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See also: Climate change deniers

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In my world we call them the bottom 5%

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How can you believe the earth is flat after looking out an airplane window?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"iTs A lEnS eFfEcT oF tHe GlAsS iN tHe WiNdOW - aIrCrAfT mAkErS aRe In On ThE cOnSpIrAcY!" They will twist everything they can to hold on to their 'secret truth that makes them SpEcIaL'

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell them to go to Ft Niagara in NY and look to the northwest. Theoretically Toronto should be visible across the water. But when you actually do this, all you'll see is the tops of the tallest buildings. You can't see the bases of them.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is the point of this conspiracy theory? Why do they think the govt (all of them) would try to convince us we live on the ONLY planet that's not round. What purpose would that serve???

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Pretty much all conspiracies popular in America at one point or another go back to either 'jews bad', or Christian fundamentalism, or a mixture of both. Flat Earth is no different.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From what I've gathered, a lot of it that Earth being flat makes Earth special, which makes humans special, which either proves God or that Earth is the center of the universe, etc. This means everyone is lying in order to try to convince us we're not special, because they're agents of the Devil, etc. Alternatively, the government is covering it up because it's trying to see how dumb we are, to make us follow their lies blindly, so only sheep will believe the lies. Typical conspiracy stuff.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's not the point, the sort of person that falls into conspiracy theories crave the feeling that they're in on some sort of big secret. They know the things that "They" don't want you to know, and that the rest of us are just gullible or trapped in the matrix. Rationality seldom comes into it.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Exactly. Also, people who are deep into this kind of conspiracy are usually profoundly lonely, and conspiracy wingnuts are very welcoming to new people. People crave acceptance and community and personal validation a lot more strongly than they crave empirical knowledge.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its a route into Q-anon and christian fascism.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What blows my mind about flat-earthers is how unbelievably easy it is to disprove it. Rent a sailboat and go sail around the world. Charter a high-altitude flight on a Mig-29. Send up a camera on a balloon. Forget the ground-based experiments, you can literally see the earth's curvature.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fuck, just go to any major port and watch a boat or 12 disappear beyond the horizon.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Those boats are just falling off the edge of the world. Duh.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Which is why I specifically site the view from Ft Niagara in NY to Toronto. The city is just below the horizon, but some of the buildings are tall enough you can see them and know the city is there.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you look closely enough you WILL see a curve there, so NO, I DO NOT AGREE.

3 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

If you put a straight-edge on a wall, at the beach, back up 10 paces and line it up with the horizon, you can see the curve quite clearly.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ok now I have to try this. Not because I'm in any doubt about the curvature, but because it would be cool to see demonstrated so simply.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

lens distortion ;)

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Or a mirage, or some shit. Flerf excuses are entertaining feats of mental gymnastics.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I don't see any land there either. Perhaps it is below the horizon due to the curvature of the earth?

3 years ago | Likes 643 Dislikes 0

SEA HILLS

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All the land is behind the camera, this is pointed towards the edge that nobody has been to because there are no methods to reach it.. I plan to invent a vehicle that can float on water so I can be the first to photograph it

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I swear to god, Flat Earthers are the folks who grew up on Video Game pop in and just internalized it as working like that in real life too.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nono, thats the view towards the edge of the earth of course.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You gotta stand in the place where you were, now face west. Don’t think about direction wonder why you haven’t before.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That's only if your feet are going to be on the ground.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But is your head there to move you around?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nah, sky just gets hazy in that direction.

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

They need go into the settings and disable fog of war.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I heard on the news that George Santos still has polls showing a 6% support. Also, 10% of Americans believe the earth is flat. That is a failed education system.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

10% you say? That's less than the average part of average idiots in any industrialized country's population. There's not a chance in hell any education system can fix that.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...they got to you too...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This picture is obviously taken close to the edge where the water is falling off and wrapping around to the other side of Earth where those scary Austar aliens are. I heard from a friend, that if you dig deep enough, you can pass through the Middle-Earth and get to New Zealand. I bet the people look like lizards there.

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Huh no. The lizardpeople live at the centre of the earth. It's where they hide the Vrilia.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's just what they want you to think!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’d love to visit a flat earth just to see what that horizon would look like. I can’t imagine it.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it would look similar to how it does with low visibility, where ground and sky blend into another, but further away. Like, when you look into distance from a mountain, the landscape gets more and more blue, the further away you look, but at some point, it's interrupted by the horizon. On a large flat world, this effect would just continue, until at the furthest point you can see, it would look like a blue wall.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think a society living on such a world would be somewhat likely to develop a belief about either a dome or a wall around their world. AFAIK, the idea of the flat earth having an edge actually came from people seeing the horizon and thinking that you can actually reach it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always just assumed it was a natural extension of the fact that any shape has boundaries. And if we're not on the outer face of a very large sphere, then the land must end somewhere. But there is no one unified flat earth belief, it's a bunch of different ideologies and the only necessary overlap is, well, belief that the earth is flat

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 1

Yeah, that's like the equivalent of low orbit or something. You gotta get closer to be more accurate

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Perspective is a hell of a drug.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I get your point, but I have to point out that you can actually see the curve of the basketball still. You would need to zoom in further to get closer to the scale of the Earth.

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

ThEy uSeed a FiSheY= leMz

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Naw that's not the curve, it's just a hill"

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My thoughts every time a flat-earther says research.

3 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 0

"Research"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The real tragedy is how many of them have pretty decent scientific minds, and even do perform their own research - often correctly - but they're so poisoned that they can't take the last step to accept their own results. The netflix documentary on it is pretty wild.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

That was the one that ended with them inadvertently proving the earth wasn't flat and them saying something to the effect of "well that can't be right", right?

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That. If they get evidence that contradicts their hypothesis, one of two things is true: their hypothesis is wrong or the experiment was bunged up somehow, which they would need to prove. Anything else is not good science.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah they set up a laser experiment along a river stretch, proved the earth is curved, and absolutely unironically turned to the camera and went "jeez, better not release THAT result!"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My brother is a surgeon. A GODDAMN SURGEON. And he thinks our cousin's breast cancer was caused by her getting the COVID vaccine.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Just because you're smart in one area doesn't automatically make you an expert in another.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

In general I agree. Given the requirements we (mostly correctly) impose on someone becoming a surgeon, this reasoning does not apply here. If you're going to be making game-time decisions on my vital organs, your reasoning in *any* medical capacity had better not be wrapped up in conspiracy garbage.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In the medical field, it doesn't matter. He SHOULD know better

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

then he should lose his medical license.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't go as far as to say that. But he does need to use his critical thinking skills more, and listen to Fox news and his religious leaders about medical data a lot less.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

If he can't be trusted to read and understand 100+ years of medical research showing that what he said can't happen, then yes, I feel he should lose his license.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0