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Apr 26, 2025 6:02 PM
CapttainKillJoy
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rkingesd365
Screw safe, I wanna pet a real tiger.
Endocrom
We can go deeper. Can we get a dream tiger cow?
Bigcurly2000
I mean, a cow will fuck you up if it feels threatened
muliphen
The knee brace is a nice touch.
Everyonesfavorite
He needs the EMT jacket too
commentsivehadafew
That’s Catural Appropriation
MissSpelledTattoo
Cowtural is another possibility : )
Imadudefromokc
You know who would downvote this?
THAT BITCH CAROL BASKINS! That’s who!
gablestout
DerpeDimmer
Did you know cows kill more people than tigers each year
tantallous
i wouldn't expect cows to kill many tigers, so yeah that makes sense.
Everyonesfavorite
Of all the BS tRump pardons, YTF is Joe exotic still in there?
StewedTomaters
Who would that serve? Trump's already on the front page of the proverbial newspaper every day; I don't know how pardoning Joe would get him any more attention, and that's the only reason he'd ever do that
Everyonesfavorite
This was way back in his way out end of 2020. Not now.
IDontCareAtAllButIShould
I once read that striped cows attract fewer insects.
harmsebamse
They also make the milk for Kellogg s Cornflakes
lordnequam
It also breaks up their silhouette, so it is harder for enemy ships to spot them.
LostCaterpillar
Dazzle Cowmouflage?
gablestout
I heard The Ginger fucked an ostrich.
BladeTurMoiL
Allegedly
SithElephant
Far more people are killed by bovines than tigers.
Multipew
That's because fewer people are in proximity to tigers, not because tigers are safer than cows.
TheRoadOfExcessLeadsToThePalaceOfWisdom
RUFUS!!
Onoratha
Is that per capita?
Amomani
How many people do you think have been killed by bovine in the past 400 years? The number for tigers is in the 10s of thousands. The Champawat Tiger, along, racked up a body count approaching 500. Tiger attacks stopped being a thing because we started killing them, not because they aren't dangerous.
BigJT
My great grandfather was killed by a cow. It fell on him and, to quote my grandmother, "Squarshed his whole bottom half." Not the most dignified exit from the mortal realm, but interesting enough to get passed down for generations.
RedTailedHawk
qyrriqat
A hyphen is all that stands between this and a steak dinner.
gablestout
Adester
Misleading. Far more people interact with bovines than with tigers. percentage wise, far more people that interact with tigers get mauled in comparison to people that interact with bovines.
slightlybrokenegg
I mean tbf it depends on the bovine. The Cape buffalo got the nickname Black Death for a reason.
Hurch
There's lies, Damned lies, and Statistics...
LanceSackless
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMTRuMnhldDhsbWM1NHZlbmF0eHNwMjZ5MG90NmljZGY4MGkweXFmMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/A9KfKenpqNDfa/giphy.mp4
CaptSchmidtGaming
you mean from their farts destroying the ecology of earth?
somnif
Burps* (90+% of the methane a cow releases comes out the mouth, not the butt)
QuigleyDownUnder
Yes, also how often are people around tigers vs cows.
0RocketCat0
They also kill people in more direct ways. Goring, trampling, heart disease. How dangerous domestic animals are to the domesticators is directly proportional to size. Cattle and elephants are the biggest, and are fully aware that they are bigger than us. Like us, they are also perfectly capable of being gentle to smaller animals. If they feel like it.
CaptSchmidtGaming
Elephants know the limitations a mouse. and therefor anytime they push... THEY KNOW how hard!
KingORedLions
they ain't special
CaptSchmidtGaming
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG TRULY funny