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May 15, 2017 11:45 PM
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thecrawler0
Why are you incapable of replacing it yourself
thevehiclemagician
Most of us remember him as a good man but he died doing what he thought was a harmless joke. Rip OP
Tundra314
I don't care if he leaves it up, but please lift it up when you pee!!!!
AllTimeAverage
Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador
TedTheMan
United agent unflinching.
BelicoseBravado
You know... If you sit to use the toilet, you can use your phone at the same time.... And replace the TP yourself ya ingrate
LatoyaTheExploya
mspoehrle
Married for 10 years now. I'm like the lady at the counter.
OkShutItDown
Always upvote Hotel T
BouncingCzechs
aclarko
I love how the audio is so vivid in my memory still so many years later
whatupmyknitters
i've never had a relationship where this was an issue... seat has just always been put down, i've never had to ask. and now bf and i always-
whatupmyknitters
--put the lid down too, because 1) particles and 2) better general aesthetic.
RackhamTheRed
i don't get it. is this supposed to be some kind of revenge or something?
suckmytoe
Ya know what's REAL annoying? When people don't close the shower curtain after they're done.
whatupmyknitters
but how will you know your shower is murderer-free?
i336
O.o, why on earth would you want/do that?
suckmytoe
The liner gets moldy if you don't.
i336
Hmm. Interesting, I wonder if this is the case with @OP.
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ScrooblyDoobles
What is this from?
beardietwitch
Hotel Transylvania.
ScrooblyDoobles
Your sausage is appreciated.
MrShpoople
At least somebody's is...
ZyklonBDemille
The second one...
Zetsuban
The come back
Rasdwatrium
The return
HowAreWeAliveIfWeAreMadeOutOfThingsThatAreDead
The sequel
lokishadowgirl
I need to see this movie
Sniper08
what movie is it?
lokishadowgirl
Hotel Transylvania 2
ilikemetals
Why is this a thing. It's just a toilet seat. If it's up, put it down! If it's down, out it up. It's not heavy or anything..
AOCsUnshavenChode
put both of them down. that way she has to touch it anyway
BouncingCzechs
LucifersNewGroove
I'd prefer this to leaving it up. At least for me, it's not so much the having to put it down part, it's the fact that if I'm extremely /1
LucifersNewGroove
Tired or drunk, it might not register to me that the seat isn't down, as long as I can see the toilet water.
princessvaliant
It's not the touching it, have you ever landed on the toilet rim? Hurts, yo.
AOCsUnshavenChode
Abt 1/8 of my restroom experience involves sitting, but no, never. it's crazy that it's so common as well as almost entirely a female thing.
Homsy
Look before you sit?
Evenlymade
Honestly have never not looked precisely where I put my naked ass, so no, I have not.
princessvaliant
If you're drunk, or have terrible eyesite, middle of the night, or maybe a combination of all three...it happens.
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HeadlessZombie
I've never understood this you both mutually do things to each other I hope. So Why is sex used as a carrot to encourage behavior for men?
CowardTheCouragelyCat
And you let her do things to you. Did you not know that?
NeoTuring
Everyone should put both parts of the lid down, every time. If you don't you're getting shit and piss particles everwhere when you flush
ClayMate
This! This is our house rule. everybody puts the seat and lid down.
StihlDriver
Now I've gotta flush too? Fahk.
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
Our toilet is seperate to the bathroom. Does this still apply?
NeoTuring
Yeah kinda, they probably wouldnt make it through to the other room, but its still pretty unhygienic i would think
SchulzR1993
Builds the immune system
HillOfBeans
I did that on a lesser-used toilet (first world problem) and what grew in there in a week (maybe two) of no use was so disgusting.
CanadianFishNerd
Is it bad that that doesn't bother me too much? I mean, I don't enjoy it, but it's a fact of life like bugs in ketchup or how dirty money is
HillOfBeans
Nope. I'm not a germaphobe either. I know someone who is and her life has become very limited.
whatupmyknitters
wait... what was that about ketchup?
CanadianFishNerd
In the US, ketchup is federally allowed to contain a certain amount of insect mass, as unavoidably insect bits such as ants, tomato (1)
CanadianFishNerd
worms, etc, are ground up with the tomatoes and mixed into the ketchup. This applies to many plant products but ketchup is a famous example.
MutatedFlamingo
As a guy I always put both down. Did no one see the Mythbusters toothbrush fecal matter episode?
Toan355
I put both down because if you fail to lift it, then that's your fault.
Kirashiro
THIS is the reason why I always close the lid
DryHumpingUserSub
Iv never looked at a washroom the same since that episode. Everywhere!
d1d1thurt
Canadian eh?
faceinthewind
Yes, I keep my toothbrush in the shower now.
Frisbeetf2
I did see that episode and in conclusion they found poop particles on everything. Even the completely isolated toothbrush.
causality
Being able to culture airborne bacteria does not mean that bacteria represents an actual threat to your health.
Hellstorm99
I have to do it to keep the dogs from drinking out of there.
TannerHastings
Dude its an imperceptible amount who cares theres more shit on your remote control than any other surface in your house
Trimule
99% of these replies are from people who French kiss their butt licking dogs with no hesitation
SickOfThisCessPool
After that episode, I keep my toothbrush in my room in a baggy filled with baking soda
soulscythe
I did. I also have not had any major issues with my life up until seeing that episode, so don't see any need to change that behaviour really
valen00
The real takeaway is you and everything else are covered in crap all the time. You have an immune system and a microbiome designed for this
valen00
If you go changing it with hand sanitizer and all that other stuff when you don't need it you are going to cause yourself problems
valen00
you learnt the right lesson there guy.
quillfreminenti
I will admit, I have never seen that episode, but someone mentioned it in passing, and I've closed the lid ever since.
quillfreminenti
I also keep my toothbrush in one of those travel cap things, but that's cause I'm overly cautious/crazy.
CamelSpotter
I do it because I'm petty. If I gotta lower the seat, I'm gonna lower the cover too. I won't be the only one to have a step before pissing.
upsetsanity
That's why I started keeping my toothbrush in a drawer or a cabinet. That, and the dog kept stealing them.
valen00
The one where they found no difference between any of the tests?
gaidinbdj
Yes, but obviously that bacteria on your toothbrush is absolutely fine and unnoticeable.
doctorbees
Until you get gum disease.
cyno01
My takeaway from that was theres poop everywhere all the time all over everything, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Vectorman2
There are three inevitables in life; Taxes, death, and poo particles
GoogleFucker
That episode was literally life changing
whitevfute
Yeah, there is a reason they put a lid on it. Its not just decorative
TresusIbor
This is why I keep my toothbrush in a ziploc baggy.
LateNightBunnyParty
...Where bacteria can thrive and quickly multiply in a dank, moist environment? Gross.
valen00
baaaahahahah, I love it when people want hygiene but have no clue. That must be a super festy brush, take my +1 good sir.
LateNightBunnyParty
*ma'am. And yeah, it sounds naaaaasty! ::shudder::
TresusIbor
I also soak it in alcohol, but I have a feeling you don't care and you two are just trolling due to jerking each other off so much.
manedfox
... NO?!?! MY TEETH.
MrWolfwood
You are brushing your teeth with Piss, Shit, and bacteria. All three are produced from you.
thelittletrainthatcanteven
My body better be immune to my body or I'll kick it's ass. I will fuck me up.
MrWolfwood
You will if you keep brushing your teeth with your crap covered tooth brush.
manedfox
More than one person uses my bathroom bro...
SippyTurtle
Recycling!
MiasmaCorrigan
yes, so i've had a cover for my toothbrush for years.
mulanisnotaprincess
That episode literally changed my life
C0mtraya
Now think about what happens when you have sex. You put your facial matter producing organ into another one or vice versa. :D
mulanisnotaprincess
How...how are you having sex?? :(
C0mtraya
I just noticed i wrote facial instead of fecal matter... weird.
BlibberingHumdinger
As a human i always live in houses that have toilets in their own room. Its disgusting to shit where u bathe!
dontwasteyourtimeonme
"As a human" we're not all that rich
BlibberingHumdinger
It comes standard in many Australian houses, particularly the older more run down ones from 1960s-1990's so its not richness kiddo
dontwasteyourtimeonme
Not a child and I learned something new. Next time, try teaching without belittling.
BlibberingHumdinger
If you cant take feeeback that is your issue not some random stranger on the internet.
MutatedFlamingo
Yeah, I prefer that. Unfortunately, it's mostly common with newer homes in America.
BlibberingHumdinger
Poor Americanos!
PolarHailStorm
Jokes on you, I keep my toothbrush in my bedroom.
AshingtonDC
same here
EClaire1073
Weirdo.
PolarHailStorm
I keep my deodorant and razors in my bedroom too.
mulanisnotaprincess
After that episode, so do i
PolarHailStorm
Never saw it. I just like to have all my hygiene products with the rest of my belongings. I like a minimalist bathroom.
Pinkwhistle
We keep ours in the fridge.
MutatedFlamingo
Even the control had fecal matter. It's everywhere
PolarHailStorm
Is this one of those things that doesn't actually bother you, like money changing hands or peanuts at a bar?
MutatedFlamingo
Not to say it doesn't bother me, I just don't let it affect me too much. Yes, I practice proper hygenin, but I do not let it control my life
PolarHailStorm
I mentioned in another comment I just like to have a minimalist bathroom.
MutatedFlamingo
Yeah, I don't keep anything on my bathroom counter.
SherMattLockSmith
Did you not watch it? All of the tests were positive... ALL OF THEM! Even the "control"...
MutatedFlamingo
Yeah, I acknowledged that in another reply. It's everywhere!
GoCorral
Almost every surface treats positive for poop bacteria. It says more about poop bacteria than it does about people's hygiene.
doctorbees
Bacteria are ubiquitous.
SealandIsARealCountry
I remember a health vid about gut biomes. Simply living in close quarters with other persons causes bacteria to transfer between people and-
SealandIsARealCountry
-increases the diversity. Theres a problem where our diets arent maintaining the diversity and people who were perfectly healthy a few-
SealandIsARealCountry
-generations ago are struggling with digestive related problems.