Holy sh*t.

Feb 8, 2025 2:04 AM

sleeperkid

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A stupid blonde? He does have a type...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah, she's blowing him, because to say no to him is to say no to god, obviously.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

She spoke at Jan 6th, rallying the traitors.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Hail satan

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Please God, I don't ask for much but please send lightning to smite this bitch

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They're even more deranged than I thought...

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 434 Dislikes 3

I mean she cannot say no to Trump, so I guess she is okay if he and 100 of his followers run a train on her.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seig

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Boy she’s sure making it all about her, like god is her servant or something…I wonder if the Bible has anything to say about that

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Ewww

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The biggest turn off to Christianity is Christians.

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

So much stupid. Just stupid as far as the eye can see.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Extremely dangerous stupid...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

there's a lot of words in that EO, the important ones being it seems to offer federal funding to organizations that don't pay taxes on religious grounds, it uses "anti-semitic, anti-christian" at one point meaning they'll absolutely be biased in who counts, and a clause saying the eo can be taken piecemeal if parts of it end up being ruled constitutional

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The piecemeal part is common in legal documents. I didn't see where it mentioned "antisemitic". I thought it was all about anti-Christian.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Section 4 (i), defining the qualities of an expert / faith leader "including protecting women and children; strengthening marriage and family; lifting up individuals through work and self-sufficiency, defending religious liberty; combatting anti-Semitic, anti-Christian, and additional forms of anti-religious bias; promoting foster care and adoption programs in partnership with faith-based entities; providing wholesome and effective education; preventing and reducing crime and [imgur limit]"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thx.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another holy shit to add to the stack of holy shits!! What a long 2 weeks…

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Lady has the audacity to call herself a god? That's one hell of a blasphemy.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

this should actually be on the FP by itself, brilliant

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I laughed harder than I should have at this

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

WTF…No wait…women can be holy? Isn't that…never mind

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I have a proposal. If Trump can recite one verse from the Bible he can be president forever. If he can't then he has to resign immediately!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would be completely flabbergasted if he actually could! lol

Somewhere, there is an interview where he was asked what his favorite verse of the Bible is and, naturally, he sidestepped the question like he sidesteps laws, marriage vows, and brain cells.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yea I remember they gave him a softball question if he liked new testament or old testament better and he said he liked them equal 😆

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Inquisitoon burned people at the stake for a fraction of this.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

part of me is laughing at how ridiculous all of this shit is, and the rest of me is fucking horrified.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I pray for her demise

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh that's terrifying.

2 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 0

It's coming soon " He's doing Gods work "

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was raised in this shit. It's... I hesitate to say "normal", but it's nothing new

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Me too, but she went farther than any fire and brimstone preachers I knew. She said saying no to Rump is saying no to God. God king are we now?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oof. Hope you're doing okay now.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thanks. I got out okay, but it still hurts having so much of my family stuck in that shit. They talk about God's love, while supporting hateful anti-LGBTQIA+ shit, science denial, etc. and then voting that hate and harm into office.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fuck. That's rough, I'm sorry. I hope you've found some more accepting and loving chosen family.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Screeching lunatic. Holy fuck, America. Get your shit together.

2 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

Extremely bold to assume any of us wouldn't get rid of her or any of them given the chance.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These people aren't insane in the googa way that people still seem to believe. This is calculated manipulation, riling up the masses, lending the new leaders the authority of religion. Old story, even pretty much told the same way. Insane in the sense of psychopaths for sure. Pure evil.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here in the UK that level of nuttery would probably get you locked up. Leaders would certainly distance themselves from her.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yip exactly the same here in Ireland

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, I couldn't even begin to break down the amount of ACTUAL heresy she spoke in this. Actual faith leaders should be pretty worried about this

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Revelation 31:11+ Then I saw a second beast, coming out of the earth. It had two horns like a lamb, but it spoke like a dragon. It exercised all the authority of the first beast on its behalf, and made the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose fatal wound had been healed.

2 years ago | Likes 258 Dislikes 0

I had a long talk with my radically thinking Pentecostal mom on the Bible and all I was suggesting is that she should not take the Bible so literal . I was like mom just because the Bible says 3/4 if the world will burn and water turning to blood yada yada she won’t listen. I gave up. Please no quotes from the Bible probably inaccurate just getting point across

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does a dragon sound like? I guess more of them existed back in the day?. Weird they would include a fantasy animal in a totally real book though /s

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Talk about false gods I always figured he’d be better looking not a fat orange piece of shit with a blonde faking speaking in tongues go America god help us fuck your trump and your family and followers oh and that bitch Mel

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's a lot of Americans that are on their knees looking up at that fat orange piece of shit & praying for eye contact. They must think he looks pretty good.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rev 13, not 31, lol

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Strange flex

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

That chapter must be in the Director's Cut.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Ah beans 🫡

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And it performed great signs, even causing fire to come down from heaven to the earth in full view of the people. Because of the signs it was given power to perform on behalf of the first beast, it deceived the inhabitants of the earth. It ordered them to set up an image in honor of the beast who was wounded by the sword and yet lived.

2 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

Thanks

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya know, someone elsewhere did point out when Trump strangely blamed DEI for the air crash at the Reagan airport...Dei is Latin for God.

So when a Cultist starts raging about DEI...strictly speaking they're ranting about God.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

LOL, never thought about that. AFAIK, strictly speaking, "Dei" means "of god" like Agnus Dei, the lamb of god, so if some idiot rages about "someone DEI", they literally mean "God's people". *chuckle*

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds more like Musk. Even the fire coming down could be viewed as his Starlink satellites and Space x

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

There are several beasts. Musk seems to fit the second.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

...isn't God supposed to be and rule EVERYWHERE, anyway? Why is He just following her around, now?

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

First, the god of the Bible looks forward to seeing her in hell.

But what she’s very badly trying to say is some Crusader - like the crusades crusader - shit about the presence of the holy will begin to turn a land that turned against god back to the light. It’s cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cause you gotta keep your enemies close.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

These peoples' god is very, very small.

And it speaks with their voice.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Trying to shut her up but not getting a cosmic word in edgeways?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet." 1 Tim 2:12

2 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

“There are some who call me… Tim?”

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I wanted to say that so badly. However, I believe the context is in a church setting and that’s not what this video portrays nor does that fit the description of a church advisor, I guess sigh. Now the thing with the bishop? That was truly Hilarious!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dang I just watched more of it! Speaking in tongues without an interpreter when not in your prayer closet is not allowed. Source: Have read the entire Bible and can look it up..

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you really think misogyny is the right approach here?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

The apostle Paul was a big fan of it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's hypocrisy. If you follow the bible, follow all of it. Give all your stuff to charity, don't let woman preach, forgive your enemies, if they ask for your jacket, give them your shirt as well, curse fig trees for not having fruit in winter, kill children with bears that laugh at bald men, play with poisonous snakes, move mountains with your mind.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I got that. There's plenty of that going around in that short clip. Just don't pick that specific one, because a) that one got us into this mess in the first place and b) they're not actually disagreeing on that specific one either.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“But, but, but…” - every stupid fucking Christian apologist ever

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Oh, no buts. She is evangelical, so she can interpretate the Bible however she wants to fit her needs depending on the day of the week.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Christian Republicans have the biggest persecution complex I've ever seen.

2 years ago | Likes 555 Dislikes 3

Gets em pretty moist

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always.

2 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

I love a Christian who gets Christianity- should be more of them

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

There are those of us out there but you don’t hear about it because we’re not loud and obnoxious. My church (Lutheran, ELCA) is currently being attacked by MAGA for our funding efforts to combat hunger, homelessness, and other marginalized groups including the LGBTQ community. I believe Trump’s team called us “evil”. Funny, we thought we were just doing what Jesus said…

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the Zionist Jews give them a run for their money

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Christians: the first Cancel Culture I encountered.
If you don’t follow their religion’s rules, they’ll tell you you’re going to hell. Can’t get much more cancel than that.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That’s exactly why this cult wasn’t accepted in the Roman Empire at the beginning. They were intolerant to any other cult.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its a show, they dont believe what they say, but they know how to manipulate people

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And make money

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can say the craziest, most fucked up shit, and then follow it with "in the name of jesus, amen" and 'christians' will bleat allegiance like a flock of stupid sheep.

These people are fucking murderers. Maybe not directly, but by proxy.
IT'S A CULT.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Exactly. Hadn‘t believed it until I had witnessed it… it‘s absolutely scary, the „Amen!“ comes like a blasted „Sieg Heil!“

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Except, when it's the original Sermon on the Mount, with all that woke shit like blessing all the weaklings, turning the other cheek or love thine enemies. Can't have that Marxist commie shit... /s

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Everytime in my upbringing when Christian people in my particular community were doing something that upset outsiders they would quote this to me: "You will be hated by everyone because of me, but the one who stands firm to the end will be saved. Matthew 10:22". Maybe you're just a self righteous bitch and that is why people hate you?

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Jesus was telling that to the people literally helping the poor and accepting the undesirables. He was literally going against the system for the good of the people.

Jesus would whip these fuckers.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

His harshest words were reliably reserved for the self righteous religious leaders

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus was woke

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As everyone should.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perennial gold medalists in the Victimhood Olympics

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's because they *are* persecuted. EVERYONE dislikes them. Because they believe in awful, hateful, biggoted, backwards, regressive, fascist thinking. They *should* be persecuted into oblivion, their ideas smote upon the mountain.

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2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's not persecution that's consequences.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

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No hate like Christian love

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are they jealous of Jesus?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0