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Oct 26, 2018 8:41 PM
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CheeseB0t
The John Goodman one is dumb because if that logic was sound, why not just do away with all laws? Prove me wrong.
GingerLaird
#2 That dog wanted you to be as confused as he was. It worked.
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peddlerofmemes
Using a big knife
WillowSky1
The Goldbergs just did an episode with the last one! It was Halloween costumes.
FrostyRaptor
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
"I was today years old" means are cancer
iseeyoureyournuts
Poor guy in #22. With a peen like that he can only date very confident sword swallowers.
carlrove46
Movie Theaters make their profit from people buying concessions. Studios take all the ticket sales in the first few weeks. Buy popcorn.
silencewillfallwhenthequestionisasked
The Babylon Bee is the Onion for Christians.
Strangeboke
Yup! Mostly satirizes Christians, though, with varying levels of affection.
88dahl
the irony of making a pro gun argument with a pic of walter from lebowski
BaloneyBob
Nice Mad Men one
papazulu1186
Nice
PsycoXandra
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Ah the gimp braids I still make those. Very relaxing!
AlphaBrown
Okay but #33 is from the Babylon bee which is like a Christian version of the onion.
Irishda
#15 if that's the worst he's ever been judged then BOY is he in for a surprise
IllBeDamnedifIGotoHell
Idk why you’re being downvoted. White people who act like they really have to deal with racism are ridiculous. (I’m white)
Strangeboke
Racism against whites is less pervasive, but it does totally still happen. My (white) dad grew up in the ghetto in the 60s/70s, and he was
Strangeboke
not welcome. His family got told to never come back to the local park. Not saying its equivalent or anything. But it happens. \_(-_-)_/
KyleZombie
That's not judging you. False equivalency 10/10
Drzhivago138
I agree, but you also shouldn't apply logic and reason to memery.
Lewdsmith
Not a meme tho. A bad "A-ha!" image made by someone with white victim complex. Something that you'd see in FB, posted by racist uncle Steve.
Sarah6race
I actually needed that hard-to-swallow pill
tuxedobob
EVERY LAW restricts the rights of law-abiding citizens. What an idiotic argument.
ThatsNoMoonThatsAGalaxy
Not every law. For example, laws against theft don’t restrict rights.
tuxedobob
Sure they do. They restrict your right to take something.
ThatsNoMoonThatsAGalaxy
You don’t have a right to take someone else’s property, though.
tuxedobob
Because we have laws against it.
ThatsNoMoonThatsAGalaxy
Laws do not influence rights. You have no right to take someone else’s property, however.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
The Rimmell one is Jagger's daughter.
HoldOnToYourGifs
Well, apparently I'm a rich girl.
IllBeDamnedifIGotoHell
Hall and Oates? I’m not sure
Drzhivago138
You can rely on the old man's money.
LiterallyYourMom
#5 Well yeah, they had no medicine or sanitation, and everything was trying to kill them.
Cassian
That entire notion may start to be contested http://discovermagazine.com/1987/may/02-the-worst-mistake-in-the-history-of-the-human-race
Drzhivago138
And the water wasn't necessarily pure either.
morelikeconsham
Yeah, that was kinda bullshit. Giardia laced, more like it.
Stonebonesandstudentloans
Time to drip some knowledge on your ass, it never says in movie theaters you can't bring in your own food, we just assumed.
burnydog
For all you people freaked out by #2
akom
I didn't believe you, to the point that I saved the original and rotated it myself. That's crazy
chiftpist4
Thank you for your service.
ShadowBlade0911
After staring at #2 for so long, this one fucked me up more.
imightbeawomenorafish
I still dont understand
AzraelEternity
EmeraldMoreLikeUninstall
Thanks!
Martinis80
Thank you... i was really freaking out...
CheeseB0t
That still took me too long... But thank you
Enjinza
Thank you, stared for too long
donglover33
thank you, but it still took too long with the help. I'm dumb +1
HyruleAttacker
I still don’t get it. It looks like a deformed dog head, or some blankets.
GreenKnightImgur
The dog is on it's back and looking to its right at what I would assume is his owner.
trappedunderice
#2 was fucky
RowRowFightThePowa
The ear on the top left is the left ear flipped toward the center of his head and the white line on the left going horizontal is his forehea
rdmguy
As was #3
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
FYI the right "eye" is a dog's nose. His head is turned weirdly looking over his right shoulder at the camera
twerksforfish
thank you, i could not figure that out! freeky
metacosmos
It's just hard to tell because it's such a shitty image. Honestly my tracphone took better pictures than that.
ThatLurker
Hokie5
I had to come back and read this 3 times and turn my phone all sorts of ways to figure it out. My head hurts
TheManTheMythTheLurker
I had to turn my phone over
Reenieonthepc365
I tried but the picture rotated with it.
MisfitCMDR
Put your finger on the screen then rotate your phone
HoldOnToYourGifs
Thank you!
MegatonTrenton
Couldn't see it till then. Thanks
amtone23
Last one?
amtone23
Nvm
MazarinTheDog
It is from a song
MazarinTheDog
Rich girl - Hall & Oates
Paksennarionisabadass
Song by Hall and Oats, the band with at least 10 songs you probably know but had no idea were by them
Teri102563
Hall & Oates song, Rich Girl.
MaineMariners
It’s a bitch, girl.
EmeraldMoreLikeUninstall
You've gone too far
MonicaLuciLove
You made me lol. Thank you :)
Fluffymeat74
You can rely on the old man's money
Drzhivago138
You can rely on the old man's money!
MrGatsby
You can rely on the old man's money!
thoraxe707
#1
Martecles
So our local theater started doing personal pan pizzas for $3 and $2 drinks. It’s kinda awesome
Jackospade
That sounds too good to be true. How do they stay in business??
Martecles
Utah, it’s $10 a ticket most times, $15ish for imax/midnight etc. However they do $5 Tuesdays. They sell out in advance pretty consistently.
Askingforafriend37
Hi fellow Utahn!
SpikeTheGoat
Yep, place not too far from where I live has cheap popcorn and movies are only $4. The mall close to us though is outrageous.
Mimsey
#9 https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/05/120530172011.htm It was probably women to keep baby daddies around. /1
Mimsey
But it might also have just been old men and women who knew young people wasted tons of energy courting each other. /2
Mimsey
By making people commit and settle down, huge amounts of productive work hours were created. We might owe civilization to it. /3
TresusIbor
Wait. THAT'S the reason we're in this fucked up world and not still blissfully ignorant? Sick...BASTARDS.
TragicShenanigans
Marriage was invented for political reasons, contracts between factions using their children as a means for peace/power consolidation etc.
Strangeboke
Either way, predated gov't by a long time. Goal was more likely to ensure that everyone knew whose kids where whose.
Mimsey
Which would likely be a male thing: https://tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/05/the-missing-men-in-your-family-tree/ /1
Mimsey
In fact, the study in question, iirc, found that only 40% of men in history reproduced. The other 60% died young or were low status. /3
Mimsey
So women were happily sharing mates for millennia. Which jives with every other Great Ape we know of, which form polygynous harems. /4
Mimsey
Which may also turn out to have been a huge help. Because awkward nerds were not good mate candidates 500 or 5000 years ago.. /6
Mimsey
.. but today we absolutely need geeks and nerds who can obsess over math and physics to push our technology forward. /7