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Fun stuff.
potatoispeople
#6 the hero we need
Larsozzo
#41
ItsActuallyDavidNow
I like your memes.
Ryebread91
#31 I don't understand this one
HellaPictureSeeing
Me neither.
PTFCMcGee
Alfadorfox
#19 my ancient ass: "aughhh the lack of back support"
psugab
Sit like the dude with the hoodie. I think the neck matches up pretty well with short people's spines.
DarkSock
That poor in-bread doggo...
WrathOfJigglypuff
He's not a low-life, he's obviously up-a-crust!
jherazob
Good dog better avoid the ducks
DarkSock
...and Karl
Seminole4ever
#1 I just posted this on my local NextDoor. This is Inception level Tucker.
Seminole4ever
fuckery (curse you, autocorrect)
ElectricSlideOrchestra
Hey Seminole4ever's autocorrect,
Seminole4ever
I fucking agree, wholeheartedly!
kaeldra
#1 this is amazing and we should definitely all do it. But also we could probably practice some witchcraft to really bring the fun.
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
Except these are Foxtails... which can get up dogs' noses and cause all sorts of problems.
zoeytg
If you want to watch boomers losing their minds over nothing. It's a hoot on next door.
Clarysage
I wonder if this would work in the UK? I don't think that many of our Karens believe in witches, they just like to hassle minimum wage workers.
kaeldra
Dude nextdoor is an absolute cesspool of Karens lol. I used to read it for shits and giggles but it became just maddening eventually
jj86
It is witchcraft. The witch doth appeareth.
kaeldra
ILovedUnicornsFirst
“Oh, shit. I’m sorry for bothering you. I really didn’t even think this would work. I don’t know what to do now.”
kaeldra
I often come here early but I have never seen a DK dump at 0 points before. What is this world coming to, honestly.
laexeus
Shit, mostly. Thats why DK brightens my day
EverNotRelevant
#21 It was so weird setting him in "The Boys"
kaeldra
Yes it wasss
HillOfBeans
Ahh, I forgot about that plot line!
HellaPictureSeeing
#31 why am I too dumb to understand this one?
bigboneded
#21 One more step...he needs the flannel.
ColleenMarie
#11 If you don't have a ruler, just cut it on the diagonal.
imakesoap
Or my mom used to have one kid cut and the other kid choose first Accuracy beyond belief
ColleenMarie
Yup. There were 6 of us kids. We'd do that one too.
haveanupvotegif
kaeldra
#44 I feel like a few commenters gave you a shit about the my girl memes and you immediately just turned them up to 11. Very nice.
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
deafkitten
Fuck em…https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ee7CZSZV0i8&pp=ygUXQmVlIG1vdmllIGRlYXRoIG15IGdpcmw%3D
CanadianOneDollarCoin
My motto is “Fuck’em if they can’t take a joke. Fuck’em if they can.”
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
DickLaurantIsDead
Fuck!
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
I just didn't realize there was such fertile ground for those memes.
deafkitten
You better beelieve it.
PolarbearsToenails
I love them and I love that there's always new ones
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
TherealNotSid
#12 This movie became my benchmark for this kind of thing. I refer to it as Grease Syndrome. Its when while watching a show I am forced to ask myself "Are we supposed to believe this character is still in high school?" This comes up a lot in anime...
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#44 "Dot Com, this need you have to [share My Girl memes] is....off putting." "I guess that's why I'm still single."
DrJakeHerb
Damn Lizz Lemon, was that a 30 Rock reference in 2023?
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Damn right!
DrJakeHerb
flashboredom
#7 Trogdor!!
LewdLuteGoblin
CaptainStinkyVonPoopberg
DrGreenskies
#17 pure bred or inbred?
CloakedFigure
Upvoting for Quack
Dunes8
#7 So snake furry art is accurate.
bigboneded
Aw beans. I've lost me beans.
profiledit
#27
Shaodyn
#10 Technically, we didn't. A lot of us went green. Corporations just bribed politicians to keep everything the same so our efforts didn't make any difference.
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
After reading through articles and legal arguments from corporations, I’ve discovered they are in fact exactly the villains in Captain Planet.
Shaodyn
Wasn't one of the Captain Planet villains a greedy CEO? I think several of them might have been, now that I think about it.
VanJackBurace
looten plunder, hogish greedly, and sly sludge were all CEO/corporate forms of eco destruction. dr blight was unchecked technological expansion, duke nukem was nuclear dangers, and verminous skumm was drugs and urban blight.
Shaodyn
So 3 of the 6 main villains were CEOs.
Seminole4ever
#3 No, but I have misplaced my scrumptious Chinese dinner.
redheadedrobot
I've said "succulent Chinese meal" so much that my phone refuses to acknowledge 'succulent' in any other context (wanted to talk about my new plants!) 😂
Seminole4ever
Thanks for the correction! I wasn’t sure so I rolled with it.
redheadedrobot
No worries, I got it from context! 😁
DandyLion23
#6 he looks like a young Al Bundy
ElectricSlideOrchestra
And that is some Al Bundy level fuckery.
TheMightyMoto
#41 is dark.
FightinTXAg
kitnnicole9
And American
Omnimorph2112
Yup. Got shared with my group straight away :D
Doismellbacon
purpleparli
Can you explain it to my friend?
psugab
Assists in shooter games are when you injure the other team or assist another player to get kills. By opening the door, 17 kills were completed.
bubbinsky
Dark joke about school shootings
Onsvaltti
Sorry for asking you to point out things, but what does "+17 assists" mean? 🤔 I know what the word "assist" mean, but in this context? (English is not my main language)
brainkandle1
You opened the door and let the quiet kid in, he proceeds to shoot up the school, you "assisted" him
Onsvaltti
Thank you! 🙏
hurtstothink
In many video games, like combat or shooter games, when you help another player get an elimination or kill, it counts as an assist for you.
Onsvaltti
Ohhhhh now I get it, thank you! 🙏