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DisgruntledFerret
Appendix. Now when it explodes I'm taking all of you with me.
SquashDemon
My heart. I wanna be able to run for literal days with no additional strain.
Krashtestdummy
marthafarquar
Seems like joke but some Deaf people are strongly opposed to any treatment that would allow them to hear again.
Howlingowl
I want a super pancreas so I can eat whatever I want and not get diabetes
PowerPedant
Define "upgrade". Same function as before but better/stronger/faster, or entirely new features?
nothingunused
A dick that vibrates? Now we're talking.
awkungen42
Pancreas. Type one diabetic.
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
Well, I have high blood pressure and tinnitus, so yeah, bigger dick.
baals
The answer is a smaller dick.... So it fits
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I choose my skin. No more rashes, ingrown hairs, pimples, weird rough patches, and wounds heal faster.
FrozenMojo
He'll never hear the sound of that new larger dick becoming erect though..
AVerySillyPuppy
He'll still be able to feel the deep bass vibrations, though. A lot of deaf people enjoy concerts with heavy bass.
Fifofu
Yeah, the windup noise is 85% of the pleasure, without it I would prefer to just go gardening.
CatThatsNoLongerCurious3
Right!? He will never hear the satisfying boiyoing sound. So sad.
sixhoursinacarwithmymotherinlaw
For those asking, yes it does make a sound like a balloon inflating.
EvilBrainSlug
or sometimes like a slide flute during puberty
hatefulonlytomyself
I want to control mine like an elephant trunk. I want to get the angles right every time
ManOfEvil93
bigger heart = more blood flow = bigger, longer, harder boner = bigger dick
lospaturno
with my lifelong asthma my answer is obviously a bigger dick
zenxan
My lungs so that they oxygenate blood more efficiently. Instantly become stronger and faster, increase endurance, hold breath for longer, increased mental clarity and ability to function at high altitude.
CoinedWatcher
Upgrade any organ? No damage to liver from drinking, no mental health issues, no chronic pains... so many choices. I want a bigger a dick
Pishposhbingbong
Now, you see... I'd still choose brain. Unlimited cognitive power. Then I'd use science to build myself a bigger dick.
AVerySillyPuppy
We can rebuild it...
GetInLosersWereGonnaDoScience
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlN2Y0eHA5ano5a2NmMXd6bnZid3c5Y2NpaHd3ZG9lNDFzaG11cHczbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY/giphy.mp4
Radix865
I'd imagine you'd end up like a certain character in Cyberpunk 2077...
JustinArnold
Hahaha. Dont buy dodgy dick implants, folks. You might get one that makes your dick feel like its on fire, and need to trust a stranger with getting you to a doctor.
dontfeerthereefer
I’d get an indestructible heart, so I would never have a heart attack. Then I would pay for a bigger dick and pop a bottle of viagra.
Cptbluebeard7
Brain, love to not have chronic debilitating migraines
HelpfulCorn
It's my spine that's the problem, and that's not an organ. I think bladder. Then I wouldn't have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and car trips would be easier
RedJacketHero
Does upgrading my stomach lower or increase my metabolism?
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Bigger tongue. Like, longer
Badgerbadgerson3
My adrenal glands now produce extra estrogen.
astrangehop
Not directly, but sure
darkninja2992
I'm upgrading my heart to play music that matches the tempo of my heartbeat. Now i'll have the right mood music for my next anxiety attack
porcinechoirmaster
... I would repair my pancreas so I didn't have type one diabetes any more.
LaserDolphin
Me too!
Semotion
Can I downgrade? I want smaller boobs
HelpfulCorn
Sorry, boobs are not an organ
astrangehop
They're glands. Of course they're organs
Elroydb
Your insurance may cover reduction surgery esp if are developing back pain
spitfires2000
Who wants to hear with just one ear? Better have a bigger dick!
Onlyhereforthelaughs
WHAT YOU SAY?
spitfires2000
I may still be deaf but I CAN read
nclu
Dick so big it can hear infrasonic vibrations
Snooj
A bigger dick would be great but I'd rather upgrade something I use. Since the skin is an organ I would upgrade that to be able to use it like gills, either on land or water. Breathe through my skin all the time. Just imagine the ramifications. For one thing you'd be an excellent singer because you could hold a note indefinitely.
spitfires2000
I'm sure he would trade some dirt for a bigger dick...
SergeyPrkl
Well, it wouldn't pump air into the lungs... Just oxygen directly into the blood and exhaust gases out. You still would need to breathe in and out to get your vocal cords going.
Snooj
I'll have to be more specific in the upgrade request.
SergeyPrkl
classic three wishes problems. It is understandable.
ChiLLeCheeze
I wish that when you breathe in through your skin, you would have to taste all the air. :D
Snooj
You don't get to upgrade *my* organs. The rules are clear about that.
DuffyMx
one organe, eh? skin. upgrade it to be inpentrable and super shiny.
YeaLikeTheGroundhogPhil
Are you a vampire by chance?
GuyFromDeathValley
Shiny and chrome!
dbox
Impenetrable and invisible 🫥
dbox
Invisible eyes are unable to see tho
nothingunused
So you can be like television's Michael Gray?
Kaleopolitus
So you don't ever want to be vaccinated again?
PrincessWasabi
Or emergency IV, tattoo, vitamin D etc
SkinWalkermc
I'm sure there's other ways of doing vaccinations. Or maybe they're anti vax
Earwiglet
Vaccinate through the tongue
Awmph
my brain—it now works as intended
philmoregraves
I honestly thought the same thing first but bigger dick is tempting
cheesedogs
Brain is clearly the right answer
KiwiGameDev
So we agree, the most important thing to upgrade is head
keyblader1985
Neurotypicality here I come
gunnexx
Now my brain has autism and ADHD EVEN HARDER!... fuck.
katidragon
My brain - it's now an autonomously functioning lifeform all on its own, capable of surviving outside its meat mech.
TheMightyMollusk
Unfortunately, now it wants to team up with Uncle Phil and take over the world. https://imgur.com/3ggWd9m