My obsession with the Illuminati has driven away all of my friends.

Jan 6, 2018 12:54 AM

shenanigansen

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Nina bonina brown.

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This applies to way too many people I know.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't been right since my divorce from Alex Jones

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"They celebrate with you"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

i thought this was a scenario with bill cipher and dipper for a second

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Fnord

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Happy Birthday crazy friend!

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they look like bill cipher

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can i join in the illuminati?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll bet the Taco Bell and the Illuminati commercials have you further riled up at this point.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was a surprise party for me, too. +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is even one going to reference Bill, or is that fandom dead? Also, what is a Shen? I though this was by Owl Turb for sure..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shen is the guy behind Owl Turd and he changed his site to shencomix.com. OP is the guy behind it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohh! I never knew that, I guess I always assumed his name was Owl Turd. Still, it's confusing to change your web name halfway through..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were never your friends, the Illuminati always had them under their control.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dorito people

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's a bit Illuminutty

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Reminds of Shallan's spren, Pattern, in the Stormlight series.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm working overnight tonight. Had some issues earlier and was in a bad mood. This made me laugh. A lot. Thank you. <3

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Who doesn't want a few formally dressed triangles to celebrate with?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooh, new shen stuff

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Yeah, Shen posts his stuff on here as well as his site around the same time

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I pity Conspiracy Theorists, imagine walking out your door into a world you believe is trying to kill/rape/control you at every moment.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

I know both paranoid religious people and people who buy into conspiracy shit. They've got VERY similar mindsets.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're right. I've been afraid for too long. It's about time I left the house and paid my respects at Mansu Hill.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Are you comparing paranoid conspiracy theorist's world views to ACTUAL fascist dictator opressors?

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Everyone is satan's puppet or a government agent controlling your life. Oh god imagine a Christian paranoid conspiracy theorist.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Illuminati kidnapped owlturd

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Upvote/down vote version?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AHH, SO MANY REFERENCES

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where did this come from?! It's wonderful.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Gravity Falls. One of those "kid's shows

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

that's actually pretty awesome.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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I saw the eyes.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Me too!

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I saw the bird.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

and it opened up my eyes I saw the eyes

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Wonderful

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When reading your name I didn't get further than "somebodyon" before my brain added "CE TOLD ME"

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I'd never knew bill cipher was a caring being.

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What the fuck even was this show

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hERE KID! dEER TEETH, FOR YOU!

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You know, for kids.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Somebody post that gif where he rearranges that guys face, literally.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Don't have the gif, hope that this works. https://youtu.be/IGt87p9Xt-I?t=1m3s

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What confuses me is why they let elon live let alone do his own thing, he's almost got wealth comparable to Arab kings.

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He's not a threat to them, and they probably figure he'll explode on his own. He's been very smart to keep out of court.

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Because Musk isn't fighting for the people. He's just another powerful capitalist who's got a good eye for the future.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And a very compassionate heart.

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I don't know the man, so I won't get into that but his marketing team has certainly done well to sell his persona.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You can't kill a robot.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Throw water on it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a member of the Illuminati I find this offensive. We don't all have pyramid shaped heads, that's just a silly stereotype

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Lmao get a load of the round head loser

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post proof!

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And they never saw him again

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

that's what you want us to think....

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Shut up #31556723988 , you already have said to much!

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Let’s get 666 upvotes on this!!

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I need to find this thread again and again

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just that one guy in silent hill. he's not even a member anymore

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Pssh yeah, and I bet you don't also work for the NSA.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'm a TSA employee in my leisure time, does that count?

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Calm down there Satan

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You be the one to break a mirror in the coming days.

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Shut up Pyramid head.

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thanks BIll for clearing that up

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If anyone wants to join the illuminati I can help it's about $50

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That's what Illuminati wants us to think, it's nice of you to be clear about it for once

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Wait did we just reveal ourselves?

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Well, not exactly pyramid shaped...

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Yeah, sure. That’s what you WANT us to think.

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Bill Cipher takes umbrage with this post.

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I KNOW YOUR GAME, BILL CIPHER

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And not all pyramid illuminati have yellow skin. So sad. I thought we were past this kind of thing.

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So posting a pic of three Illuminati that just happen to be in the group of people with yellow triangle heads means that OP believes that ~

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

all of you are like that? It's not like he explicitly said "ALL ILLUMINATI HAVE YELLOW TRIANGLE HEADS "...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys, it's because we put Chad in charge of disinformation remember?

8 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

Damn it Chad.

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That yellow pyramid-headed freak.

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Wait....if they think we all have yellow skin and pyramid heads doesn't that mean Chad did his job?

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Where's Chad's holiday bonus? He deserves it.

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