I mean even when it was all-mechanical it was tuned to shift the odds against you.
This stuff was never fair. It was always predatory and imho shouldn’t be legal anywhere.
Same thing about the national lottery. My parents keep buying tickets hoping to get instantly rich. If you look at the people buying tickets, they’re always poor people. And they’re being prayed on and become even poorer.
Fuck casinos and lotteries and scratch cards and the “cut the cord, win an iPhone” machines and such.
NM156
after very little research: When it finally breaks open you get one of the prize amounts from the top next to their respective eggs.
Exyr
Video game gambling is such a rip off. At least card games have known odds that you can try and beat.
sevro77
Wait till the end....
glovelyday
Hey, let me throw my hard earned money in to this black box totally controlled by the house and see what happens!
Davedavedavedavedave
From the makers of rhe movie "Ass"
madjo
This isn't even gambling anymore. This is just the machine deciding when enough is enough
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Roulette mathematically has a 96% payout rate. A lot of digital gambling is designed around a ~50% payout rate.
LeekofLegend
Lol gambling stopped the minute they could add their own algorithms in to fuck with the consistency
Yasashii93
I mean even when it was all-mechanical it was tuned to shift the odds against you.
This stuff was never fair. It was always predatory and imho shouldn’t be legal anywhere.
Same thing about the national lottery. My parents keep buying tickets hoping to get instantly rich. If you look at the people buying tickets, they’re always poor people. And they’re being prayed on and become even poorer.
Fuck casinos and lotteries and scratch cards and the “cut the cord, win an iPhone” machines and such.
thenetbear
Egg, huh? I played this game once. Mine took a while to crack, but payoff was good
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Right? Took forever but so worth it.
Wasindear
ThatPug
WHAT WAS INSIDE IT?! Did he suddenly become trans the second it opened?
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
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