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Mar 27, 2024 9:39 AM
adultswim82
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richardstinks
#45 Oh, I did that yesterday. "Where are you? I'm standing by the cashier..."
"No you're not. This is customer service."
"I'm standing by the customer service desk..."
AllRicksAreJerrys
#32 no, that my most important meeting that day.
PixelSprite64
#22 they were meme dumping 14 years go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQHPYelqr0E
Imalwaysready
#6 Just watched the Enterprise episode where Tucker tried to be kind but actually wound up mind-fucking an alien so badly that it suicided.
Humans are the worst, Jerry! The worst!
AnonymousPandaBear
#7 $1500/month to NAP?!? Where do I sign up??
PwnageHobo
#2 looks like a typo. It's more like 350 million
LicensedAdHominem
Looks like a randomly made up big number
DarrickHays
#22 needs buddy holly glasses in the last frame
QuigleyDownUnder
#6 precedes to murder Tuvix.
slingsarrows
#34 it's "jumpS" over the lazy dog, not "jumped," otherwise there's no S. There, humanity saved.
MrsMericulous
Yeah but the other sentence corrected the error (Sphinx) and it's admittedly way cooler
NotSomoneElse68
Or - jumped over the lazy dogs
Imalwaysready
#24 That’s called flexibility, my friend, not a weakness!
CakeOrGlory
#15 Welcome to 2002. That's what ICQ did.
prosper020
#46 I see no finished pizza here
tidepool
#45 are… are you not supposed to do that…?
SirSage
#5 Hey look, it's Banjo.
StellarJay77
#34 ...because "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" doesn't have an 'f' in it, that's why.
ElusiveThing
Second word?
LordAverynth
of
Barjack
#45 had this happen on an elevator where two guys were debating which chain Mexican restaurant was best and they said chipotle as. “Cha POL tey” like 10 times in rapid succession and I had the overwhelming urge to force the doors open and throw either them or me into the empty shaft
Puvaradivi
#15 We would all be typing out our response on separate notebook type apps. Which I do anyway sometimes when I'm on a lousy service, like imgur at times, which constantly shuts down for periods of time while I'm in the midst of typing.
kingkongkeom
#2
protoman1080
#49 - Textual study of documents from the day suggest that "right to bear arms" idiomatically meant "right to join a militia" rather than "right to privately carry firearms." Since the National Guard exists, that right is already satisfied and all this 2nd amendment stuff gun carrying stuff is not founded in the original meaning
14367
Actually, it's a reference to the fact that the constitution confers the power on the government to create a standing army out of necessity, so the people keep the right to arm themselves for self defense.
14367
The national guard is not a right, and it's not "the people."
phuzz00
It's sure as fuck not 'well regulated'.
trinityj1
It being interpreted as personal gun owning is staggeringly new. Like, the first court to read it that way was in 2001 new.
eppykaze
#46 If you don't eat your crusts you don't get any ice cream
chunguswangus
https://tenor.com/ufnZ.gif
jmuije
How can you have any ice cream if you don't eat your crusts?
Aggrosaur
Pizza bones
PressedRatAndWarthog
'ow can ye have any pudding if ya don't eat yer meat!?
jerbern1
Depends on the crust. Most crust is fine but occasionally you get one that's dryer than the desert and is just miserable to chew.
TheMadDutchman
#5 Is that a RussianBadger meme I see?
ArcanisTheOmnipotent
#48 if cops can execute you, you don’t have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Cops are legally allowed to kill you if it is in the course of doing their job. Even if you are a bystander.
Badsequence
innin
#34 F?
ItsMoreComplicatedThanThis
#32 that's on you, Paul. Why would anybody assume their workplace - issued work calendar they use for workplace appointments was private?
MrsMericulous
Because the two most commonly used calendars (Gsuite and MS) both have options for sharing calendar details or just displaying "blocked"?
NoThankYouIThinkIWill
#15 no my friends and family don't need to see how much I struggle to spell basic words
PoliticalWanderer
#5
3Davideo
"Starfleet command has expressly ordered Riker not to do the thing." "I'm not Riker."
PixelSprite64
Shaodyn
#19 I would never dream of purposely deadnaming a person, but I'll do it to Facebook and Twitter all day and not even care.
Zalm
Considering corporations arent people, and they would instantly deadname you if given the opportunity, its only fair. Its the same way I purposely misgender and improperly name people I know are 'phobes
Shaodyn
Musk changed Twitter's name out of a narcissistic desire to prove to people from 30 years ago that X.com is too an awesome name for a website when they said it wasn't, and Zuck changed Facebook's name because he read a lot of cyberpunk novels and missed the dystopia part. There's no reason to respect those name changes.
Shaodyn
His idea of "the Metaverse" is literally stolen directly from a cyberpunk novel.
Shaodyn
It was even called that in the book.
14367
#34 Where's the F?
n3cr0m0rph1c
is there an “s” in the first one though, i think it’s meant to be either “jumps” or “dogs”.
albaboss
There are repeat letters here. Are there any sentences that use only the 26 letters of the alphabet?
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Technically yes, but only using "headline"-style sentences with loanwords. E.g. "Fjord cwm glyphs quiz vext bank."
Mistruths
cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz
writerbuddy
Where's the Y ?
LicensedAdHominem
The second word from the end. Are you 5?
ExTechOp
"My", the second-to last word. Trust me, they're all there.
DarkMagic1516
It's in the "my vow"
SharkLove
mY
Blueb3
"of" second word of the sentence.
14367
well now I eel stupid
jmuije
Perhaps, but at least you're not hiding from it.
m4uboy
iirc your brain reads that f as a v.
Gatorjon