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heltersk3lter
Read that comment entirely in Trump-speak.
KAI5ER
Just follow his Twitter
ImeziOwa
Not a fan of Trump, but boy is he gonna say a lot of shit he isn't supposed to.
ihans
bubbacable
.. could happen. OR he could let Pence run things while installing his FatCat buddies in a feeding frenzy for embezzlement - see carlyle grp
ladynine
Browsing random in October 2020...ho boy...
Dolphinsaurus
Browsing in Jun 2021.... Oh shit......
Caspooky
"Well, I did have sexual relations with that woman."
RecurringNightmare
"great relations, the best relations, i have the best sex, a lot of women can tell you that, everyone knows"
OutrageousHemmorhoid
I'm a yuge fan of these impressions. Big fan. Make the jokes great again!
ItsDrP
"imagine Trump winning" Oh that was fun..
khora
It can happen at any moment!
Aussieausti
brknsoul
Someone really has to take Twitter away from Trump, he's gonna spill everything!
gablestout
You're going to love these aliens. They're the best aliens!
Its332amAndMyDogNeedsAWalk
"Just kidding, Mexico's not gonna pay for it, you are. Bigly!"
TotallyNotAnAlien
As a human I trust that our government would tell us if aliens were living among us and that they were stealing our women.
TheThirdBestAround
Obvious bait aside, if there were indeed alien lifeforms living among us it would be a horrible fucking move to tell the public.
SmallTiddyGothGremlin
Username checks out
17AndDeadInside
..wait
NewProtectorate
"W told me he only did 9/11 because Cheney said he had a plan. Then guess what - NO PLAN! Those guys, so dumb. SAD!"
VicDor0
Why can't there be more posts like this? Just some clever satire with no ill will, no immature vitriol.
Munchman347
Our greatest solace is that he's proven to be a compulsive liar, to his investors, workers, students, wives and now his supporters...
9000penises
lol literally what I think will happen
3dsgeek333
"Those big-headed aliens at area 51 are losers. All they know how to do is point their death rays at me like I'm a monster. Sad!"
katwilm
My imagination never worked that well.
t0mn8r
lol
nonamejanie
So far so good and he's not even in office yet. Lol
TapToRetry
Is this Tumblr? People still go there ?
Vestergaard
Bold 'r' is making me mad with rage!
MickeyPupper
I don't know why the US government never told you about the aliens. Very weird!
Zreen
Maybe because we ARE the aliens!
ProphetJerematic
Futurama plot twist
SimZz
There once was dinosaurs, got killed by an asteroid, asteroid had alium genetics on it, and then man was made!
TheIronBank
I DON'T WANT ALIENS PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FROGS GAY!
thelaaaaaw
that explains the rainbow in the sprinklers https://youtu.be/_c6HsiixFS8
Krzyf
I have never wanted a comment on a t-shirt as badly as I want this comment! +1
notAprank
Im going to fix that
PersephoneGoddessOfSpring
He's not gonna like the news about swans, then
TheIronBank
Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
BigVigilante
He's already bragged about paying off other politicians and threatened others. He's bragging about lying to his idiot base while campaigning
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charismaticneutral
Actually? I havent used twitter since I heard about it and was like "im stayin away from that shit"
Cheomesh
I didn't think anyone of substance used it.
dandelionbomb
Yes. His thank you tour was actually him going around laughing at the people who voted him in.
BigVigilante
A smart decision.
apercent
Sir, I think your too intelligent to use imgur.
LeadByBadExample
And you're too grammatically challenged to belong elsewhere.
apercent
*blames phone*
MrShepard
"I totally used the presidency to get richer, no one got as rich as me, broke losers. Sad!"
TheAdventuresofStealy
"That makes me SMART!"
mikeandrews2009
According to Forbes, he's worth about $3 bn. I think he's not doing it for money.
imapencil
Paid speeches...
CephalopodLodge
Except he is getting 1 a year
anarkos
shh, nobody is here for real facts, it's just a big circle jerk of how evil Trump is don'tchaknow
CountryMetal01
He' is the Evil we need, not the evil we want
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TargaryenLoyalist
Except he's charging the Secret Service rent to watch his family in NY, and making diplomatic visitors to DC use his hotels b4 meeting them.
RedUsagi
and mexico was gonna pay for the wall
nonamejanie
Yep which I think is amazing. And I'm not even a Trump voter.
HalloweenAintTillManana
Everybody uses the presidency to get richer. President makes $400k a year and they are surrounded by billionaires. Bought and paid for.
PataRican
Ya but he came in to this making over $100 million a year from his businesses and such.
StopLookingAtMyName
I'd say most of his economic benefits from the presidency will be the sudden and inconspicuous disappearance of his debts.
whitevfute
Lol, inconspicuous
SeductiveBodie
But Trump said he doesn't want the 400k salary...
discipleofpepe
I don't even think he'd accept pay offs and donations and such, he completely self funded his campaign
antillesw
Trump will gain billions illegally from this
Chuis
"Said" being the key word. It would not be the first time he lied.
AmiEvilYet
It's just a humblebrag comign from Trump. Even if he 'only' had 1 billion dollars, 400k is a minor rounding error at that point (0.04%).
HalloweenAintTillManana
Ya I know, which is good but none of them give a fuck about the 400k. The real money is made else where.
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
He actually won't make much money from being president. Also he actually lost money
Cheomesh
*Dank* levels of insider trading to come.
THEREALNSA
Mega dank, yo
DasOgre
He typically loses money every year, so he is making more as president.
Fatherdoodle
Damn I wish I could lose money like he does. Maybe I'll be a billionaire too.
DasOgre
He pays no taxes because of the money he loses each year. He's so bad with his money that if he put the millions he got from his dad /1
DasOgre
/2 into the S&P, he'd be worth many times more and never have a year of negative income.
Bergeldergle
All politicians use their positions to get rich. That's how the Obamas went from being worth a couple million to near half a billion.
StrangelySexee
Where the fuck did you get that? I mean ya, many (probably most) politicians are self serving. Obama hasn't been. You can hate his politics1
StrangelySexee
But his good character is undeniable. Also, no. He's worth roughly 7-8 mill. Before, 1-1.5 mil. Sure, an increase. Check trumps in 4 years
draco91
That's why they're moving into a mansion after the WH, right? They absolutely were self serving
takealookitsinabook
They're renting a place in DC until sasha graduates.
StrangelySexee
So that's the rubric? He's an ivy league lawyer with years and years of experience. Look up how much fucking Cheney made in office.Fuck You.
StrangelySexee
Also, you do realize he was president for 8 years. You know how many death threats he gets? But sure, just throw his ass in an apartment