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From England to Australia, he pulls up outside my house and we both say "fuck off" pretty much at exactly the same time. Weird.
Apr 12, 2018 2:02 AM
Fairdinkums
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9686
189
From England to Australia, he pulls up outside my house and we both say "fuck off" pretty much at exactly the same time. Weird.
BurnieCinders
These comments seem 1/3 FUCK VB, 1/3 I want to do you both, and 1/3 basic white guys.
moderninvasion
basic bitches
TheMershedPerderder
catblklady
Hot damn. Never knew I wanted to keep it in the family.
mollycat20343
You guys are pretty. Keep up the good work!
jcosmic
I didn't know I was gay
ImgurianGeographic
Jeebus. Y'all are extremely handsome men.
ApophisTheFalseGodIsDead
Synchronistic
yppahteg
darthrayray89
Nailed it lol
justbeingjessica
Aussie bananas for scale. @op and his bro thought of everything!
daellat
this guy cunts
Roelf
7/5 would bang both of them
saucy892
ShartistFormerlyKnownAsSPCR
Make version of basic bitch
AsFarAsIKnow
I know at least 3 people who look like these guys, its a bit scary
PenicilliumCamemberti
Well, time to scedule a meeting and post pictures. I like weird stuff like that. Maybe storm a café and chant "Potassium, potassium!".
YoureThinkingOfSomeoneElse
What do you make it with?
WolnyLogin
Make one yourself you lazy bastard
CreepioYoureTheCreepiest
astronomygeek7
At least you don't have matching tattoos. Jesus Christ.
garyeffing
Because globalisation means fast fashion chains sell the same clothes in every marketplace.
Phoenalix
The fuck is this VB shit....
paganfears
Shorts and a white shirt? Not exactly out there. Now if you both had on red leather g strings and matching nipple tassels then. fucking. Wow
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
That's oddly specific but I'm still on board.
Fairdinkums
You don't know what's underneath
SpektaForm
...Yea!! You and every other guy in 2k18...
OweMiGurd
That’s because every second cunt in Australia looks like that
OweMiGurd
I’m just trying to get women to come here...
PenicilliumCamemberti
Guess this is the moment I understand why all the German girls after finishing high school went to tramp through Australia for a few months.
canonlyturnright
Brits aswell.
ConfusedRomanGuard
Were there some kind of laws about being too pretty in England or....?
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Don't mind me, I'm just packing
canonlyturnright
There is a Brad and Shane at each of the 242 Royal Hotels. Hogging the pool tables, half pissed & sneaking a quick billy now and then.
D4rkmatter
Smashing a few VB's. Yes lads!!!
Fuckweasel
That's not all they're smashing, hopefully I'm next.
D4rkmatter
woah
Fuckweasel
Indeed.
Fairdinkums
You fucking know it
afghanbattledonkey
YTB
MrValyrianStealYourGirl
*VB song in background*
MoogieMomm
Your both glorious bearded bastards. +1
hotdudecurator
What the hell. I can't decide which of them is more attractive. I'VE NEVER BEEN IN THIS POSITION BEFORE. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!
Monfreid
Is no-one even slightly bothered by the tats splashed all over their arms and legs?
hotdudecurator
Hells no I'm not bothered!
usernamepolice
Username checks out. As for ur question: the one with the hair is hotter
dEXm64
Tumblr, drake, nudes. You're welcome.
CliveWarren81
Are either of you single? Also, I'm a straight dude.
eastend666
Same question, but gay.
ConfusedRomanGuard
Bi
DenaliRaven
Gay
usernamepolice
Yes. Point?
DenaliRaven
Gay.
usernamepolice
True
CliveWarren81
"You can build a thousand bridges and suck one dick, you're not a bridge-builder you're a dick-sucker."
H3RLA
. (for when I need this quote)
KayMcGalen
So did he travel with socks or without? Idk who op is.
MrJBK99
Without, duh. Gotta make fists with your toes on the carpet.
cocoacow2000
Come out to the coast she said...we'll have a few laughs
LadyWidebottom
Comes all that way to see you and all you've got for him is VB?
Crayoneatingmoron
Vomit bombs!
Fairdinkums
The man wanted a VB and I gave him what he wanted. They're also fucking great
neddyhill
and in a can too..!
theelvesoflothlorien
Oh y'all are so cute
minibois
"Bro?!" "Bro!" "Broooo..."
GuacIsExtra
Do you need a sister in law
ImNachoBoyfriend
Does your brother need a sister-in-law?
SomeFliesAreTooAwesomeForTheWall
I happen to live in England, just saying :)
julesderamablam
DIBS
NemiStormborn1stOfItsName
I'd volunteer as dribute
JustifiedG
I’m all about this too
5henan1gan5
I as well, am interested in this position ????????????
soonde
Thisismyusernameforimgurstuff
Me too ;)
Batcole
One of you single and into nerds? ????
AgolfHiller
They already got a sister
AlmostSiobahn
Sooo.. Where does one sign up?
SpaceTimer8032
Or wife?
Piloerection69
Ted Cruz approves
yahiko48
Gayforbae
Or a brother in law?
CabooseKbuse
https://fat.gfycat.com/BetterForcefulAruanas.gif
osilvers
Same
usernamepolice
Username checks out. No tixket
usernamepolice
Im too drunk for this.... carry on. Carry on
BantersaurousRex
Or mother in law (am a dude)
ElviraQueenOfDarkness
tinypixiexoxo
I'm turned on
drummergirl83
Or a wife?
CourtsCrystal
Id also like to offer my services
ZeppelinFox
I was going to post this but then I saw they are drinking VB.
klar971
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!
smjc
Sign me up!
DumberBlonde
I'm a freshly single female not looking but not not looking
Downvotemepussy
Weird because your bio says you are
Downvotemepussy
Not
Downvotemepussy
Single
Downvotemepussy
You know what I’m saying
tomisreallycool
largeal
Send nudes
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Where should I send my application. I'm house broken, can cook (not just grill), outdoorsy, and love going new places.
torpido
I'm in the same boat right now. Getting a divorce...
DumberBlonde
I'm sorry if you're sorry :)
Gruntek
that escalated quickly. heads up mate
torpido
It did. And thanks
OrgasmicDragon
Things happen for a reason.... Good luck out there!
torpido
Thank you. Nice username. Reminds me of shrek
Dirk44
Recently divorced myself. Hope you’re doing okay
torpido
I'm sorry, feel free to message me if you'd like to talk about it.
DetVarTomtForLureBrukernavn
I’m in a boat right now
torpido
Oh really, what kind?
DetVarTomtForLureBrukernavn
The one which makes me take forever to respond
ImTheBiggestArseOnTheMoon
handsMoleman
I’m in the same boat right now. Over here! No, the I’m the guy with the oar
uman42
That's a lot of not.
IMustIncest
No is the new yes.
Bainin
so are after hook up, time outs in prison
Dolus1337
No means yes, yes means anal
DetVarTomtForLureBrukernavn
It’s true, just ask Bill Cosby
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MsSchadenfraulein
Thank you, THANK YOU
IAmRelevantToThis
You’re very welcome! I found it and just felt compelled to share the joy
MagicalPenisFish
Doing God's work
Fairdinkums
I don't know if this is creepy or brilliant
IAmRelevantToThis
Ha sorry. Probably a bit of both
mudstew
Booty be like...daaaamn
bantambasher135
I'm a straight dude but daaaaaamn.
JahSpermit
Underpants *
IAmRelevantToThis
I’m English. Those are his pants
JahSpermit
Pants are worn ontop, hence underpants are worn under, your country is wrong.
AroobaOogaFromAcrossTheSea
Someone's application just got shredded.
ZoeAlyss
Trousers.
IAmRelevantToThis
Well in my country we vote not to have a retard in charge of nuclear weapons. Each to their own
hichhkrjo
So much thirst in this thread
piggled
Or a wife?
howdoidoaspace
They drink VB, they obviously have no taste.
generaljiggles
Yes, to both
TheSeaRunt
Hear hear. Both VERY fine looking gentlemen!
liestheytell
I would.
Gayforbae
taway6969
Thirsty?
MrEyeBrows328
Ijustreallyreallylikeelephants
GinOClock
All day.
Darwi
WackyPaki
As a straight guy
bigdog838
I also concur that they are both handsome as fuck
BriefausdemGeist
Simultaneously
Prineatrick
jakevolk
Gayforbae
One can rim, one can bottom....
SirBlades
I dont want to be greedy so i'll take the one on the right.
EndyanaDawnn
I'll take the one on the left!!
Fairdinkums
Good choice
razzlefrazzzle
I’ll take both thanks
zathmi
... and beard, and face, and hair.
CuriousGinger
Oh I apologize... I am a blue eyed,. Greeneyf gurl, if you'd like.
xoommoox
They're muzzas
BubbleGumLips
And dna
AfterTimeAdrift
Almost as if they were related or something lol
dillydingus
It’s like they’re brothers.
CyFestus
Can we request nudes to see if everything else is the same?
breakfastisthebest
the most important comparison
khora
Different body doodles though.
six187
And last name
littlemissmaura
And the FACE *heart eyes*
usernamepolice
Your emojis have no power here! Wait...
lagspike79
BigBillyBollocks
It's like they're related or something
gtdalton268127001
& tattoos, thoughts, gene structure, masturbation techniques wat...
strangeange
And same beer
rickeyspanish
twinkies
nerdyvet
If you take a walk through any of the Sydney surrounds, you'll notice this exact looks is pretty much half the white men in this age group.
callmethelizardqueen
Same with Arizona
Sparkles42
Nice
sabatajed
Yup. Moving to Sydney.
UnRealMan
Unless you’re going to be a gold digger, I wouldn’t recommend coming here, even though it’s pretty af, it’s also very pricey.
Sfinski
Seems pretty average. Rents are quite high though.
Sfinski
--> wtf are those cigarette prices???
matchstickmetropolis
I think they're the same person. Has anyone ever seen them together?
BlindRattlesnake
And beer
Spudders
*piss
BuckNaked78
But not socks...
junixN
And tattoos are similar too
tthbth
except for the leg:(
IDoubtThisWillBeAvailable
VB isn't Beer.
Dildowaggins
More of a Carlton dry drinker myself but VB in the stubbies isn't that bad it just gives you a cunt of a hangover the next morning.
IDoubtThisWillBeAvailable
Carlton Dry is a pretty good drop
RedCharlie
I'd kick the bucket before drinking that piss.
WhyIsTheVolcanoErupting
And balls
ScottKB24
And tattoos
patakunkku
Actually not, the other one has a fully imprinted leg