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Jun 17, 2022 10:45 AM
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criablelurst
sensible chuckle.gif
Syko73
We add a new family ornament on our xmas tree every year. the 2020 ornament was a mask
crlhmltn
isnt the pandemic over?!??
ThisIsMeBis
this is a selfie
VodkaReindeer
Wait, what do you mean "so far" ?!
Yotarian
@op likes to make impulse purchases after having a particularly bad day at work.
Snoaba
What pandemic are you living through right now?
dollarstoredonuts
what is this? a mask for ants?
penzick
It's a mask for earlobes.
ElbowDeepInAnAss
resworn
Fucking selfies. Reported
mikew84278
Love it
AgentKGB
@Op You look like Julianne Moore.
MillieJRoyale
CameForTheBooty
neat! btw, you have this kind of smile that can be seen even when wearing a mask
Inmate45
Love it. Simple, cute, amusing.
Skumbo
just in case your mouse needs one too!
hogie4ever
Lovely!
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
Haha. It’s cute
SuperDramaticFusion
So cute! I love them!
EdelwoodHikes
Van Gogh, unable to put on neither masks nor left earrings: Am I a joke to you?
MicahtheMartian
Well those are kinda cute in a sad but true kinda way.
1mshadowbanned
The catmouflage is awesome
jbbbtcarolina93
Take me money
Srcsqwrn
Cool! Are they light? Like are they just tiny actual masks, or is it a plastic or something?
daguq
Some people are really enjoying the pandemic.
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
Yea the shirt does look nice on you
Larktonguesinadicecup
It really does tho. Complimentary colors.
cyanideremark
You look like Kari Byron in the thumbnail
eastend666
I'll file this under "Things I don't want to be reminded of."
ComcastLover
SuperDramaticFusion
That’s cute!
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
I made a mask and surgical hat for my baby’s favorite toy for her palate surgery.
DoctorPitt
No you just need a face mask that looks like earrings
aPokal
ThaWhiteRanger
aPokal
ThaWhiteRanger
I love how us horn dogs just get it
DoctorPitt
Not what my original idea was but I like where your heads at
BlastyMcBlastblast
if you were a pirate, those would cost a buccaneer!
ItMightBeShortButItSureIsSkinny
I came back after I thought about it for a minute... ty
ILike2TouchButts
Thats how much a pirate pays for corn.
DumbandConfused
Take your upvote and fuck off.
Dalltof
elcee50
itsthevoiceman
TheShadowBoxingAssCrack
How much is that in washbucklers?
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Ba-dum-tish! I like you. You can stay.
LeftRightThere
ChowYunChubby
Nekoyuki
I got 3 posts away before realizing how great this pun is. Take your upvote, lol
beerbellybandit
You’re not supposed to spell it correctly ?♂️ do you even dad?
keyblader1985
LawFiveGuy
Dad, is that you?
BlastyMcBlastblast
do you know why pirates take so long to learn the alphabet? it's because they spend years at sea!!
dasharknbear
Where are your buccaneers? Under my buccanhat! Only joke I remember from 3rd rock from the sun. John lithgow had great delivery.
BeardedAssassin
Good episode. I also remember miss Dubchek trapped in the vent looking for her cigarette and they thought it was a ghost
CERN009
What's a pirates favourite letter ?
Idontdodishesorwindows9000
Rrrrrrrrrr
BlastyMcBlastblast
many people think it's the aaarrrgh! but actually, pirates love the sea!!
CERN009
Hahaha!! You got it!
WorkerLurker
In the end it was a letter of marque
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
Annnnd stolen for my internal database of jokes
BlastyMcBlastblast
wanna know why being a pirate is so addictive? it's because once you loose your first hand, you're hooked!
Deathpunkin
what did the pirate day when I asked if it was his birthday? I'm Eighty!
Jagerbeast
I hate it here
GinAndTonicAllTheWay
You jelly?
Onsvaltti
SnapKylePop
You love it and you know it.
beerbellybandit
Tampa Bay?
itsjustplaid
You say with a huge smile on your face.
BlastyMcBlastblast
where are you? what makes it so terrible?
beerbellybandit
Pungatory
eastend666
/s?
chewybrian
Wild guess--Ohio
HandoB4Javert
Sentient yogurt
murderhobbit
Pretty standard
KommSusserTod
What's to like in Ohio?
HillOfBeans
I think it’s punderful myself.
faeros
Plunderful*
HillOfBeans
HEY double-pun!