SisterMidnight
118208
5500
50
The places the brothers visited
1. Bellenden Gardens
2. Cumwhinton
3. Cocklakes
4. Cotehill
5. Cockermouth
6. Clitheroe
7. Fanny Street
8. Slack Bottom Road
9. Upperthong
10. Penistone
11. Butthole Lane
12. Willey
13.Titty Ho
14.Bell End
15.The Knob
16. Lower Swell
17. Old Sodbury
18. Butcombe
19. Shaftesbury
20. Shitterton
21. Sandyballs
22.Pound Bottom landfill
23.Cocking
24. Lickfold
25. S. Harting
26. Wilsford Cum Lake
27. Fingringhoe
28. Slutshole Lane
29. Feltwell
30.Fanny Hands Lane
31. Scunthorpe
32. Rimswell
33. Wetwang
34. Coxhoe
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6979893/Two-brothers-epic-Rude-Trip-Britain.html
The names of places are funny, but the lads rule!
theresamooselooseabootthishoose
#8 I was taught about an archaeological site near here called Wetwang Slack. "You'll never forget it" said my lecturer, and they were right.
iLikeTurtlesss
I once dated a girl from Butcombe and its worse than you think: it's pronounced "Buttcum"
JamJarre
Didn't even visit Twatt!
GaloisGroupie
Thank you for the map +1
kakivara
Haha, Shitterton dates back at least 1000 years and means "farmstead on the stream used as an open sewer." It's actually literal.
kakivara
In 1086 it was listed as "Scatera." Ha! They called the stream flowing through town The Shitter.
mustardcutter
#2 I know exactly where that is, Raunds Northamptonshire, home of the Titty Ho Motors Garage.
ChaoticGoofy
ScottishBeans
I used to live very close to Dick Place in Edinburgh, Scotland
Oinkcohol
I’m surprised they didn’t visit it when they went to bellenden gardens, there only 2 miles apart.
FakeusernameDave
There's a Willey near me, but it looks like it's a smaller Willey than the one they visited
Thewayofthebear
Maybe it's just colder where you are?
FakeusernameDave
Maybe if they trimmed the woods a little it would look bigger?
FvcktangularBondulance
Had Blue Ball Lane where I was studying in the UK. Needs part two.
theredeemablefemalecousin78
They missed out on the small village of Cuckfield, near Haywards Heath in West Sussex England.?
BadAssAttitude
And Fucking and petting in Bavaria
InconspicuousConspicuity
Good job you pointed out the country. Would have been hard for them to find if you hadn't.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
...and Lickey End (just south of Birmingham)
BoogalooBadger
Brown Willy, Cornwall and Booty Lane, North Yorkshire.
W92Baj
Just down the road :D There are also a plethora of xx Bottoms around the place
RunsNakedThroughSwamps
Good thing they're not XXX bottoms. Whole town'd be nsfw
Nigbad1984
Just don’t mention Ramsbottom
NepLeet
"Sex is sus."
bogpot
Pratts bottom.
EnglRose
Also Upper Dicker and Lower Dicker in East Sussex!
theredeemablefemalecousin78
??
Baoh12
I went to school in Upper Dicker!!
2sips
St Beads or Park Mead?
LyraTheLycan
Fun fact: For a while, residents of Scunthorpe couldn't receive nor send emails, as Google's new censor system automatically blocked it.
KipperFillets
I think it was the council offices. But yeah, funny (or should it be fanny). P.S. here in the UK, fanny is a front bottom.
CidColetti
These two young men need the now middle aged Nick Frost and Simon Pegg to do a movie based on this.
Firehoser
Hanh! Not even about this; just have all these in the background !
Ambeam
I live on cockshott lane so you totally missed one!
PetiteMortAuFromage
This is silly, I approve. I think many in the US don't know "fanny" refers to the front side in the UK, since it means the backside here.
MXSZ
In austria is a village named fucking, which was renamed in fugging last year because the inhabitants were so pissed of all those tourists
WeaselBandit
Someone should do an onlyfans tour where they do the things the names describe. Would make a fortune.
WKBetafiggit
Cockfosters in London
RedLlamaPoncho
"This is a Piccadilly line service to Cockfosters"
redsmerf
I'm not going to lie, I giggled a little every time I heard that.
EmilyKla
I miss the sound of the TfL voices. Damn you, pandemic.
PedestrianElectrobastard
They really look exactly like the kind of people who'd do this. Love 'em.
shakedownblues
They should go international and visit Dildo, Newfoundland.
Septcanmat
https://youtu.be/CbLoTHQjves
megagreg
Might as well see Conception Bay, and Come by Chance while they're there.
volcanicprotectorman
Or Muff in Donegal, Ireland
redsmerf
Fucking, Germany; Bra Italy; Kissing, Germany; Wank, Germany; Petting, Germany
redsmerf
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
poopoo911
I've heard South Dildo is very nice as well
Beelseboooob
Seriously, you haven't visited Twatt? Or Assloss? Blackdikes? Cock of Arran? Fannyfield? Tarty? Your Scotland game is letting you down!
SisterMidnight
I need to visit all those places now! #goals
mikeatike
ccfluff
You missed out Tickle Cock Bridge!
MemesAndDreams
My parents live in cockermouth
misspickers
My sister does! Kirkgate. Just near The Bitter End.
SisterMidnight
Is that for real?
misspickers
Totally
misspickers
And my other sister used to work in The Bitter End. Nephew also lives in Cockermouth and parents in Bridgefoot (few miles away)
SisterMidnight
That is awesome!
MemesAndDreams
Atleast I'm not the only one. Been there I believe, mine are down the highstreet
misspickers
Hope they were ok during the floods ?
RancidMonkey
Don't forget Minge Lane in Upton upon Severn
RancidMonkey
Also Cockshot Road in Malvern
Ghode
I would love to drive my Probe down Butthole Lane
NoNameNoGameNoFame
You just reminded me of my old 1992 Ford Probe and now I’m sad. It’s probably been recast as a toaster somewhere, but I miss it.
Chimichanga007
I think the new Tesla truck is modeled off that
Blethigg
Be careful, it's narrower than you expect
coffeebaby
I don't get bellenden one
Starhaven350
Another word for a dick more or less if i understand British slang
GaloisGroupie
Learned about that one from The Inbetweeners
Earlkay
Bell end is the end of the penis
DuineSgith
The Herman Gelmet
RegularSizedRudy
Thank you; I did not get it either.
youregur8
Thanks- same question. + I learned something.
ShartistFormerlyKnownAsSPCR
Shitterton and Clithero are my personal favs
talkgeochemistrytome
Bonus points for the gf on the side with the grin thats says "the sign's right, you know!'
snaggleface
Titty Ho is just fun to say
BijouGreenBirdie
Hey now. Let us not forget about Fanny Hands Lane. I will forever have that mental image, and I will never not giggle about it.
bonsailai
Lady Shitterton for you, good Sir
Fooby
Slutshole lane -- right up there with White Settlement in my book
Syk0tik0ne
I am the clit commander!
toypaj
Snoogans
TheNewYorkWolf
S. Harting
Newlyof
How have I only just seen the other way you can read Clitheroe?
QuackWok
Titty Ho!
SisterMidnight
Clithero ft3!
Deadlyfondue
Live not far from clitheroe, absolutely beautiful town, good beer as well. Always wanted to do the ghost tour
kailord
His head is in the way. It's Clitheroe.
DoktorWeasel
Shitterton isn't just coincidentally dirty sounding. It's named after the local river called The Shitter because it was used as a sewer. The
DoktorWeasel
name's at least 1000 years old. And that stone sign is because people kept stealing their signs. So they got a 1.5 ton stone instead. The
DoktorWeasel
chairman of the council said: "We thought, 'Let's put in a ton and a half of stone and see them try and take that away in the back of a
DoktorWeasel
Ford Fiesta'."
lljkstonefish
Hold my stella
Fabulously
I always had a soft spot for Cockermouth
TheBulletKnight
If that's where you put it, it won't stay soft.
CumsInPies
Ah yes where the wordsworth chaps originate
harmlesspotato
Clithero, is that the adult version of guitar hero?
NepLeet
Yes, please.
Sina117
Yes.
iH8myPP
I'll take Clit Hero for $400, Aleksh.
Terrathiel
Fun fact i turned down a job at sandy balls and it wasn't because of the name
FuzzyX
It was because you lacked sandy balls.
WhatYouDontKnowIsFrontier
It's really Clitheroe, pronounced Clith-err-O but I will never ever call it that again after seeing this
ShartistFormerlyKnownAsSPCR
There’s a Cockburn street near me. It’s pronounced Co-burn..... but nobody’s every said it that way
mayodash
I grew up in a town next to Clitheroe, never noticed the naughtiness before
qwertdeep
Clitheroe is the posh place near our shit hole. I’m from Lancashire too!
carlupdike
Isn’t clitheroe where jimmy clitheroe was born? Love his radio show!
wyt3fr0g
I couldn't work out why Clitheroe was rude. And then, clit hero e. I will never go there again without laughing
MadameDex
Earnest question: is that different from Clitherow, York? That's my favorite saint's hometown.
Krustation137
Imagine how it feels to grow up here and not realise until you're a teenager.
ShartistFormerlyKnownAsSPCR
I bet the girls figure it out way before the boys
Krustation137
Something about not being able to find the clit.