StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
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Jul 4, 2017 12:55 PM
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
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BryNoSportsCreator
Yes !
Djalabajoe
A 1911 with ivory grips because "Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol."
ChinaMike808
Wow. Never realized he said some stuff just as stupid and dumb and the Trump.
CammyD
-1 for military worship
Maevellous
Too bad he was a cunt.
SmurfStain
That last quote was my favorite when I was military person eons ago
ThatWillBuffOut
“This bastard has put his cock in a meat grinder and I’ve got the handle!” Patton in response to the Ardennes Offensive.
Cheomesh
Can I get his sword instead? http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/15125/15298164_2.jpg?v=8CFBCD00F649A00
thegriffin88
You know Obama's grandfather served in Patton's 3rd Army.
OldTimeyPaperCompanyTycoons
My sergeant called me a regurgitated cum bubble once. That stuck with me
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
i like your username
Calicious
My go-to was to tell boots that they looked like a bag of smashed assholes.
OldTimeyPaperCompanyTycoons
Classic! Thanks for your service . Happy 4th of July Marine!
ThermoNuke
Patton was war itself in a flesh body.
Madridest4ever
Never tell people how to do things tell them do it
NNextremNN
#1 And that's why he's going to hell ;)
nosoupforoldmen
It's easy to talk when you aren't doing the fighting yourself. Me included.
RussianMaleOrderBribe
Is it me or does he look like Trump..?
stealyerfacerightoffyerhead
PerfectGifComment
Amen
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narcoleptiKnickers
July 4th is not a celebration of militarization. It is a celebration of the people's will to govern themselves.
SirBrendan
Yup, because there's no concern with turning military figures into subjects of nationalistic fervour.
CammyD
THANK YOU. So tired of the military worship...morons can't even name a single scientist, but OMG Patton to save der day!
Romale
Grace Hopper
Rendili
There's nothing wrong with honoring those who fought and looking up to them for their bravery. It doesn't have to be an either-or situation.
Duraxis
#2 should be the dark souls tagline
eagleandy93
You Died is the best one ever
chazez
YUNoDie
Yup, George S. "I hit shell shock patients to snap them out of it" Patton.
Rendili
He also thought he was the reincarnation of Scipio so, yeah he was pretty crazy.
espressoandpostrock
To be fair, in WW1 nobody had a good idea what PTSD was and many were shot for cowardice. Patton doesn't seem the type to keep up with psych
dilbobaggins
He realized out was a bad idea when he lied about doing it on two occasions. For being a warrior he was remarkably gutless about this.
zerby
I'm more of an Ike guy.
Shargan8
I would always choose someone rational to lead me, over an angry patriot parrot.
delybely
If Patton were alive, I think he would have despised Trump.
BklynPunisher
Patton would have been an interesting president.
dilbobaggins
If Patton were alive he'd execute veterans with PTSD for being cowards.
BklynPunisher
gsmdo
Quote from a man who wore makeup for a living...
BklynPunisher
He'd probably kick your ass for saying that. Everyone in Hollywood wears makeup what's your point?
gsmdo
My point is he never served a day in the military and was an invented character who play acted going to war rather than actually doing it...
aparticularlybadassusername
My grandfather fought in WWII and actually met Patton if you all would like to hear the story.
aparticularlybadassusername
Sorry I just saw this!! I'll type it up here in about an hour!
ThermoNuke
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
Yep.
sdfaf2423423423dfsfdf
"We may have been fighting the wrong enemy [Germany] all along." --Patton after WW2
MyEnigma
Patton was right: the Germans were invaded upon because they opposed international Jewish usury and fractional reserve banking.
sdfaf2423423423dfsfdf
"The Germans are the only decent people left in Europe" --Patton during WW2
Rendili
Pretty sure this was an anti-communist statement more than a pro-fascist one, though Patton was pretty nutzo, so I'd believe either.
ThereIsAJifForThat
Patton: Remove that guy's Kidney! Me: Sir, I have no formal medical training... Patton: *whispers* surprise me with your ingenuity
Kargathia
More than a few medical advances were developed that way.
imnotyourdudebro
MrPredator
Patton: Kill that son of a bitch! , Me: How? , Patton: Surprise me with your ingenuity, *research later* I call it the Atom Bomb.
Cyzyk
I'd put decent money on being able to remove someone's kidney. They might not survive and I couldn't put it in someone else.
yeekee
I have seriously witnessed at least 2 coworkers, that when given simple instructions and left to themselves,
cryogenian
Well, organ you clever.
basball6969
I like to think that Ol' Patton is smokin' a fat doob in number 3
DomoriGato
Nobody said they had to survive.
GhostWife
And thus, the world witnessed the first nasal-extraction kidney-ectomy
Deliveryham
Well played
TheSphereLord
Except maybe some really kinky egyptians.