Feb 6, 2016 2:46 AM

onecolouredcalm

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Hell yes you should do more. Great work man.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought NASA was public and had to make these things available to the public anyhow?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Negative. Refer to section (e) under Principles. http://www.nasa.gov/audience/formedia/features/communication_policy.html

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Read the title and just thought: To hell with this, I'm not scrolling through this on mobile.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Obviously flat http://imgur.com/qcCS08t

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

mind = blown

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Luna Module: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Got scared by title. Thought I'd be scrolling for days

10 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 2

Kinda disappointed I wasn't...

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I think the conspiracy theory that we didn't land on the moon is the most disrespectful thing to the hard working people who did.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The moon landing conspiracy doesn't matter. Any major human event attracts humans who see a conspiracy. Fuck validating their lazy asses :)

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

The only problem is that we DO need to set some level of justification. Each person just does it arbitrarily for any given belief. :p

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which is why a person will accept any number of events on authority/faith then froth at the mouth about proving moon landings.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend's mum said the moon landing was faked because cameras can't work without oxygen. I recommended to him that she be put down.

10 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

They had 10000 unreleased photos from a fucking moon mission, and they only released them to satisfy conspiracy theorists? What assholes.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Does sound sketchy indeed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/W27d0pP

10 years ago | Likes 894 Dislikes 4

This is it, the birth of a new meme

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AND YA DIDN'T THINK THAT I WOULD HEAR IT

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But why were they withholding the pictures for all these years anyway?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They had to erase all the aliens from the photo's.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From the photo's what?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"When she say she home alone but she also in space"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wrr

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, unfortunately the doubters aren't the "pics or it didn't happen" kind of people.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Considering the "pics or it didn't happen" crowd, I don't know if that's so unfortunate.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These make really cool wallpapers.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I was thinking the same.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a mobile user, thanks for not posting all 10,000

10 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 3

yw

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

As a PC user, aw man I was hoping to set their servers up for downloading the album to my e-mail and come back in 40 years when it was done!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been restoring some of the photos. Before: Should I do more?

10 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 6

Changing the colors and black levels a bit is nice, but that's not restoring IMO. How do you know what they're supposed to look like anyway?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Come on man, you can't do that. Your result is so good people will think the photos are obviously fake!

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

only 9,999 to go. get moving

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

when these were released a while back i did this: before: , 1920x1080

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

yeah damn, that's amazing

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had to upvote your comment simply because of your name! :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And yes, that restoration looks really good! Keep it up.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No make a post about it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yes you should do more. Great work man.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, please.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because human space travel is cool and you shouldn't shame the hard work hundreds upon thousands of people saying 'it was faked man'.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Oh 10,000, you'd need at least 40 years to fake that many photos

10 years ago | Likes 375 Dislikes 10

Dude I laughed so hard at this. Way too hard. I love you.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

YEAH WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

The average American doesn't want to believe that their government lies to them. Yes it hurts, but they are some greedy people. Wake Up.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmmm...

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Exactly - WHY DIDNT THESE GET RELEASED SOONER!!

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

NASA tried but the imgur servers kept crashing on the 5987th photo.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If it was to add Michael Cera to them I'm sure someone would find the time.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Or like six months and a full time photoshopper

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

nah most time consuming part would be making the props.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How gonna have such high quality images from the '60's but my smartphone todays look like shit??

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 9

Rolling shutter, mostly uncontrollable ISO settings, and the fact that you just can't take a decent photo.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They also went to the moon...

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Film still takes better images then Digital even as of today. just a pain to develop

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Most photos are taken by a Hasselblad camera. A very good camera indeed

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Are you also amazed when sound quality is better over a land line?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they did not use the phone probably.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Space cameras, man.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not enough grammatical correctness to know quite what you're asking. old analog cameras very high res though

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

How come images from before are such high-res when cameras today are so shit?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Before digital cameras, there was film cameras. Film is an analogue medium. This means it's not discretised and doesn't have pixels. 1

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Plenty of people have tried to compare between the two to assign a megapixel equivalency to 35mm film cameras. Quick search I see numbers 2

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

between 12 megapixels and 20 megapixels. Regularly available cameras now (like the ones in phones) have only recently caught this up. 3/3

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

because it didn't use pixels. The reason digital is better is because it's easier to store and replicate, not because it's higher quality

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Analog photography. The picture-content does not get digitalized. Quality is almost 1to1 from reallife with a good camera.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Back then they used SLRs with actual lenses.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Apollo 8, the second human spaceflight mission in the United States Apollo space program, was launched on December 21, 1968, and became the

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

first manned spacecraft to leave Earth orbit, reach the Earth's Moon, orbit it and return safely to Earth.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

only successful defense against assault by aggressive creatures approaching our planet in a predictable but constantly accelerating pattern.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I think you need resetting there, SauceBot.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jesus I was scared for a sec, thought I'd see " v Load remaining 9980 images"

10 years ago | Likes 2933 Dislikes 10

And imgur servers crash...

10 years ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 0

They crash when you post a comment, SF would explode if someone tried uploading an album like that

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Someone did that with a wallpaper dump a while back if I remember correctly

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OP commented, "Ain't nobody got time for that."

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

well, I woke up to go get me a cold pop.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was kinda disappointed tbh

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

same!! i was scared to scroll.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That would fuck up the hamsters

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was scared because I know it's a rabbit hole that I won't be able to escape from...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't ?? this is what we see http://imgur.com/DFuq0Gn

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was disappointed when I scrolled down and it didn't say that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not enough potatoes; I saw the image earlier this week.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was scared of a cera. *cries*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I was expecting at Least that!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm kinda dissapointed that it didn't :p

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Last would've been dickbutt.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We'd expect nothing less. Or Cera in space.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

is... is this not what you see?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

No, I can only see this. http://imgur.com/kv24ov9

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't that be 9990?

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

actually it would be 9986 since you want to be precise, there are 14 uploaded.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

No. It would be 9990. The four remaining would be counted as part of what remains of the new batch.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

oh you're right, my bad.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Math is hard apparently

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Worth watching. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mo_nltYf9gw

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm dying. That is it. I'm dead.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the best

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Time to make a 10,000 images post!

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

what is this? black twitter?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ain't nobody got time for that

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

It's like 10,000 photos when all you need is a knife

10 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

The man of my dreams, and his beautiful beautiful wife.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Isn't it ironic...

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Imagine being out there with...nothing. Literally nothing, everywhere. I couldn't. Nope.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Except for all the stuff... everywhere..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I start just feeling agoraphobic just playing space engineers. I'm pretty sure I would lose it if I was out there for real.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know if agoraphobia is the phobia you're looking for... It generally refers to something akin to severe social anxiety.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're right. Sorry, a bit of googling gone awry. I was looking for a fear of wide open spaces, which I guess could trigger agoraphobia

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah mate, there'd be loads of UFOs flying around.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I almost suffocated once thinking about the sheer size of the universe and what it would mean to be adrift in space. The lonliest death

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

We're all adrift in space, and we'll all die alone. Sorry.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fair enough. All of that is less daunting when you're firmly on the ground and surrounded by people though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Existential crises were the first 75% of my life. :/ I have a wife and kids now, I dealt with it. Take care.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure thing. You too

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

somebody make this a javert gif

10 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 12

someone make it so he is floating and rotating away into the space

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I couldn't find the Javert with the transparent background, but I did my best with what I had. http://imgur.com/2zyDbd7

10 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

You are awesome

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haha whoops I accidentally made my own Javert transparency instead of going to bed http://imgur.com/IpcGUdf

10 years ago | Likes 257 Dislikes 0

Sleep is overrated

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Sleep is for the weak!

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10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Houston we have a Frenchman."

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you are doing the lords work my friend

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As you should

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You're just accidenting all over the place.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Haha woopsies el-oh-els.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

^same comments literally every time

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

^^this so fkin much

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I had no idea I needed this in my life.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read this as "somebody *made this a javert gif".......I proceeded to stare at the image for far too long...

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Me too.. :(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did too, then I thought it was a clever joke, then I noticed the .jpg, THEN I noticed they said "make"... I never said I was smart...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

PAH! Your username suggests great intelligence. I demand a refund.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Earth lookin' awful round

10 years ago | Likes 355 Dislikes 3

Well duh. Everybody knows the earth is round. As round as a pancake.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how we know they are fake pics.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We're goin' flat to fact

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm still not sure if the modern Flat Earth conspiracy is a joke, an intellectual exercise or good old-fashioned delusion.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

That's what I've been wondering.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

probably self advertising when you really look into it

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm from 4chan and I can't even tell anymore brah

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was originally part joke, part intellectual exercise by some physics profesors. But then some people belived it.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

OBLATE SPHEROID

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oblique?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My coworker is a flat earth theorist (I know, I know) and she says the flat earth theory states the earth is a flat circle. Sooooo *sigh*

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ask her for a map. A flat earth map has to have two points on opposite ends of the earth that are actually walking distance from eachother.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had many discussions with her, but none make any sense.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Round like a table, not round like a ball, I take it?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, exactly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So how does she explain away the fact that it's a different-looking flat circle in every picture taken of it?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Because the flat circle rotates, duh...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're a genius, God!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit yea I am.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They usually discount the space programs as hoaxes, but there's also lots of talk about "atmospheric distortion" acting like a fisheye lens.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just don't understand what believing in a flat earth helps prove. It doesn't seem like a religious thing. I just don't get it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For my coworker, it's about being contrarian. She just wants to be unique by disagreeing with mainstream "belief"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She can't be serious...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Believe me, she is. -_-

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, that just means they took 10000 fake photos... And meticulously photoshopped all of them. Everyone knows the moon isn't real.

10 years ago | Likes 1189 Dislikes 14

Actually it would be faster and more accurate (no mismatches) to reproduce everything in a photorealistic 3D then take 10k screenshots. kek

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How Can The Moon Be Real If Mirrors Aren't Real

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Thank you Jaden

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's the back of the sun. According to Janitor

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I believe you mean according to the esteemed Dr. Jan Itor

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Isn't the moon just the back of the sun?

10 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

Whoaaa

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A badger can hold five squirrels.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

A squirrel will hold... most of a cat.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The moon is an egg

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Man, that was a great episode. Wasn't my favorite season, but it did have a few great episodes.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought it was ok but Peter Capaldi is always a delight to watch, and the Doctor getting called out is usually interesting.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It'd probably take almost 47 years to doctor up that many photos... wait.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The moon is delicious cheese. Because you can see the holes in it from here. Like swiss cheese.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

yeah, that's why it took so long for them to disclose them!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every one of these photos can be recreated in a lab.................................. in space.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I can't think of anything to say because my mind was just blown

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Photoshop techniques are finally good enough to make them believable, let's do this -nasa

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes,that's right people.The moon is not real.Only the cookie monster is real.I shit you not.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And added some instagram filters too

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heard that https://youtu.be/sgVmiPKOIqQ

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but that was my first thought.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like the combination of your username and this comment is golden.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOVE YOUR USERNAME!!! Rorchach is my fav... :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

seveneves by neal stephenson

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The moon is real. But is it round? Thats the real question?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

yeah it took them this long. come on sheeple

10 years ago | Likes 324 Dislikes 6

The thing is... Nowadays they actually could CGI that stuff

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

A company meticulously replicated the physical aspects of one of the moon landing photographs to test whether a certain aspect of that 1/?

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

photograph (being very bright) was realistic. It turned out that all that extra brightness was reflection off of an astronauts suit 2/?

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

and the resulting rendered scene looked exactly as the photograph turned out when this was factored in. 3/3

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Sheeple +1

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

The moon was put there by the liberal government to take away our guns.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Amazing what people accomplished with just slide rules

10 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

Every time I hear slide rule I think slide whistle

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slide rules and huge, huge brains.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well, there was a bit of computing power onboard as well. Not much, but more calcs/sec than a man with a slide rule alone. :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How the heck did they use those things, and how exactly where they used I wonder? That has always fascinated me..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Math. It's not just for computers.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I took Differential Equations back in the 90s, the teacher didn't even allow notes. They now have the class in a computer room.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I took Dif-Eq last semester and we weren't allowed notes... We could use a calculator for some things though.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We weren't allowed ANYTHING but pencils, not that affordable calculators of the time would have helped much.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We had it lucky. The only time I had to use paper was when I forgot to bring a calculator to my AP physics exam.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Europe here. I took them a couple of years ago and despite doing Computer Sciences it was the same(no notes). Some professors hate everyone

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Luxury. When I took calculus our teacher beat us with a rock if we made mistakes. If we were lucky.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand the logic of not allowing notes. Are you supposed to memorize every single lecture? Or is it one of those /1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'I wrote the only valid text book for this course and it costs 500$ at the local shop' scams US profs are so fond of? /2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calculus hasn't changed much since Newton. Any book from the last couple of decades is fine. Really.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But yeah the idea is that you should understand it. If you do, you don't need notes. This is the entire point of it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But differential equations has

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My front desk lobby guy told me that America made AIDS and released it in Africa.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

It's critical thinking like that that landed him such a venerated position.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought that was the Koch brothers.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do you think about the Zika virus that the Europeans build and just release in Brazil and South America ?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Soviet Union invented that lie during the Cold War and spread it around.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha. I work at front desk also but I wouldn't say that shit to a guest

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I mean i always stop and chat with whomever is there for a couple mins, but that killed the convo quick

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work front desk as well! Love that downtime. :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My uber driver today told me he didn't believe we landed on the moon. I said, we didn't, but astronauts did.

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Did he tell your new boyfriend that you like getting your b hole fingered?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

nice

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You are the real MVP

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

Toilet also successfully flushed.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Uber driver - "We're done. Get the fuck out of my car."

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

What I'd give to be on the moon for a couple of moments...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I bet it would leave you breathless.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My uber driver told me he likes to stick his fingers in my girlfriend's ass.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Previous Lyft driver, I kept quiet about personal shit with riders. When drivers do it to me I rate them low because I don't wanna hear it.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You should have mocked him for believing in the moon...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that's why he's an Uber driver.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My non-uber driver once told me he'd nuke the shit out of NY and London if he had a couple of A-bombs.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Atop 3000 tons of fuel, where else would they have gone?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounds like a Mitch Hedburg joke

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Guy at work came out as a holocaust denier, while I was in a truck with him on a three hour drive. Longest day ever

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dad is that you?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've heard the weirdest shit from Uber and Lyft drivers. xD

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ruined it thanks dad

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Were you the guy with his girlfriend?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10/10 would laugh again

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

swish, bravo

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love my conversations with Uber drivers. Especially the ones from other countries. Most are so nice. I'm

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:slowclap:

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Don't let them breed

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Probably too late for that. :(

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Just do your part by not sexing the conspiracy theorist uber driver.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

What is an uberdriver???

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'net organized taxi-ing service

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a super-driver. You put them in your computer to run more RAM

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haha fuck you

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Soviets also never said we didn't.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

inb4 Soviets were in on it because both governments are part of the Illuminati New World Order.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is the only explanation you need. The soviets were able to track the mission. And they did not contest the US claims of success.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But wouldn't a conspiracy theorist believe that the Soviets and Americans are all just illuminati agents anyway?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You can't change the minds of those who don't want to believe otherwise, no matter what argument you bring up. But those are very few.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did he promptly ask you to gtfo his car & say that your girl likes fingers up her butt?

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Reference game on motherfucking point.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of corse he did. What Else?!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well every girl likes fingers up her butt, secretly or admitting...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

100% admitting, but then I like everything up my butt and public disclosure of said fact. Hi readers!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

username checks out

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Way too meta!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Scrolled next to see the referenced post, came back to upvote! +1!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#fingerinthebootyassnigga

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Butt. Butt...What if he was telling the truth???What if she really likes fingers in the buttalks,and kicked him in the butt on the way out??

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get this reference.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sick reference nigga

10 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 11

you can say nigga because you are black (reference :D)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

can you refer me to that reference material?

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Clean as a motherfucker

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Nah dawg, cleaner than a motherfucker.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You play league?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Naw nigga

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0