Dad's steady shaft

Nov 11, 2019 7:27 PM

OhMyYoureSexxy

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So, do you want this water or what?

*looks at title* ಠ_ಠ

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he's been dealing with your shaft for years.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s half a cup of water outdoors

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 6

the dad probably

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

that is some spectacular balance

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6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

A better trick is to have someone hold a glass between the door hinge!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait... where?!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My dad found out i was high by asking me how much dirt is in a 6ft hole.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somebody has some drinking experience

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

reminds me of a scene from the west wing. "????? ??? ?? ?? ?????? ?? ????'? ???? ????." "?????'? ????? ????..."

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This would be better with sound.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Dad’s been shafted so many times, he knows what to do” - says Mom

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Now what?" - dad probably

6 years ago | Likes 1709 Dislikes 2

Just let it drop and catch it

6 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Sounds like someone not paying the water bills around here

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

A single glass of water is roughly 1/4 of a cent here. I think i'll manage.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Dads surprises step daughters with his long shaft”

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last time I saw this on the front page, it had audio...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Read "Daddy's steady shaft"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a dad I would have dumped it on her as she was getting down. Oh it slipped. Sorry.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you even trick someone into doing this...?

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Through the magic of bullshitting.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get them in a happy and excited mood 1st. People become more trusting & willing to go along when they're in that state.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Bill Cosby? That you?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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Rubber tipped broomstick. Power of deception...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

+1 for title

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I approve, but why?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

So kids can dump water on their folks in a roundabout way

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"i dont get it" - dad

6 years ago | Likes 1209 Dislikes 2

"hi don't get it, me dad" - caveman dad

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Me neither.

6 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

Yep, bfd

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Master shaft handler @OP

6 years ago | Likes 881 Dislikes 9

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Master shaftsman

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Had to go back and up vote... ps can someone else help me up vote this?

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Just for you @FMswottingTottington

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not my comment, his/her

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I fulfilled your request. You now owe me a favour, my people will be in touch.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't get it. what's happening here?

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Supposed to be a prank, "ill show you a trick, hold this here" -leaves

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think they expected him to spill it? Honestly I don't really get it either

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

You hold a glass of water against the ceiling with a broom and the idea is that you can't let go otherwise the glass will fall.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ok, that makes sense, now that it's explained to me. I thought they were catching a spider or something? I dunno. lol Thanks!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’ve always seen it done with something larger than a glass but ymmv

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The same titel as my family sex tape..

6 years ago | Likes 353 Dislikes 24

Lol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Now thats a Freudian nipple...I mean slip if I ever saw one

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Rated universal

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Titelating

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Titel

6 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 2

That's actually how you spell title in german.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ach du liebe

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Titel

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Titel

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Titel

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Titel

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El Tit

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Le tit

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll take Le Tits Now for $300 Trebek

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was hoping someone would take that and run with it. Points to you friend.

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