MrLBN
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. . . and attempted to string down on my arm as soon as I locked the door.
Oct 12, 2017 12:39 PM
MrLBN
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. . . and attempted to string down on my arm as soon as I locked the door.
ooMikeAoo
Burn the house down
Specskankular
Might as well make yourself at home. I'll send for my things.
GamesDeen
That sucks that you have to burn down your entire house now OP. maybe even then neighborhood just to be safe.
Vornan
I bet he was going for a low five!
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
Wow. Is that how you react to every hug? By calling 'em a bastard?
AngstAussie
Kill it with fire
truk77
Orb weaver. They're awesome.
badpetrock
Orb weaver!
MrLBN
Thanks for the species name!
Totallyscrewedinaustin
That's ok. I walked through a web with my face this morning as I went to my car. Didn't find the spider SO I hope it's not in my hair!
ImgeneralBennet
You've got a buddy! Lol the Yellow Garden Spider is my favorite spider (and only spider I really like, the rest can go fuck themselves.)
MrLBN
The guy actually died the next day or so, as he got caught in another spiders web.
ImgeneralBennet
Awww :( boo
RaisedByTurnips
https://imgur.com/TssZHW1
MrLBN
That thing looks badass!
FlyingSharkversusFlyingCrocodile
pickmin123
That looked real cute. “Oi mate! You wanna fight? Let’s go right now! I can take you with two legs tied behind my spinner!”