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Probably repost, but so funny and true . . .
My son getting married in September, thinking of doing this for him . . .
Did I mention my son is getting married?
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fartharder
#3 "don't make me point'ta the sign"
CoyotesOwn
#10 Pantheogensis is a hell of a drug.
forgetcory
#10 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MjFvYWNyYXBneXBucjhpYXFhZ2NqcXJ3NzBzNGRjZDFpYmFrZGxzcCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/MPLpvJcsWvrkk/200w.webp
NobodyHereIsGoingToBeSplittingTheAtomMarty
#3 don’t push it…
RocketKokket
#4 I’ve mostly forgotten cursive because I’m left handed and it’s just generally not very enjoyable for my hand to flow that way so I only did it when necessary in school. Now I miss it tho
EverNotRelevant
Parthenogenesis is wild
MayMayz4DayzYo
#5 https://i.imgur.com/1XtG0bF
NoneOfYoBiseniss
#1 W0rd, I remember as a kid asking god if he exists to make me as stupid as the kids around me.
ThisGuyPostingThings
#4 I also went to school in that period, and I print in the most legible way needed, cursive is not that. I can do it, but don't normally.
laternamagicalux
"-You'll need to write in cursive when you grow up!
-Hello and welcome to being grown up. Please, never ever write cursive! We don't know why they keep telling people to do it. Cool to be able to read, but please do not repeat the mistake of writing in it. Ever. Ever-ever. Thank you."
GrumpyOldMan55
#1 But they're not happy. They spend all their time miserable and trying to make everyone else miserable too.
EroticZombiePants
#10 The instant humans can do this, males are doomed.
IHateTransphobes
Supposedly, it happened once around 2k years ago.
sunyudai
#1 - this was true in like the 90s. Ever since Fox News and 9/11, they've been scared and angry.
gtotherizzle
#1 I have said this to therapists and got the response "same" and sometimes being older than your therapist isn't a good thing
dirtyFrenchman
Bet.
FraudulentPepsi
You've told your therapists they don't have critical thinking skills?
gtotherizzle
Yes Paul. That's exactly what I meant.
Roaddog184
#6 I only want to answer #7; it would be when I was around the age of 3 and at a bbq someone threw me into the pool. I remember so long to the bottom as I didn’t know how to swim and I saw my mother deck the guy who threw me into and someone then dove in and saved me… I wish they hadn’t done that and that had been the end of my life.
IHateTransphobes
I'd probably go to that day in middle school a classmate asked me if I was a girl in order to make past me say yes.
whosbestmom
the pain can be bad . . .
Roaddog184
It is, but also this is life. I’ve spent 47 years after that living it and I deal with it every day. Lather rinse repeat, each day and move on.
InnerBushman
#1 so true