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BarnibusSwarleyStinson
;)
TheDad101
But did you get to have sex with her?
ShowBadReply
I just said "did you HAVE to have sex with her" to hear what it sounded like and laughed out loud.
Metals4J
I'm by no means an expert in this area, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say no. Granted, I could be wrong. It's just a gut feeling. ;)
clevecavs
Asking the real questions..
Dugalug
Funny thing - turns out she was fat.
Stongbadialand
The end was the height of that conversation
Youguysmademyday
Get out
AwkwardKeming
And the height was the end of that conversation.
titlick
DragosTalus
I felt it was weighted towards the end, too.
Talmorean
or Heighth, as some many fucking people say...
SupermassiveZebra
They do it because it is height but also weigth so then you use bohth and why is English so hard D:
Talmorean
Two different words. Attention to detail matters. English is not hard to those who pay attention.
SupermassiveZebra
I wasn't being serious. Besides, it's height and weight
Placeboy
God, my dad is a carpenter and says this.
BushelOfLabeouf
Oh man you went fishing for that conversation HOLY SHIT no wonder you're single
FunkiestOrc
Dude she's right. The summers in Wisconsin are the best
michaelllclark
Dude seems like he has a really short temper to go through that entire conversation for a fat joke.
VirtualChessLessons
Idk, his mood seemed joking and educational while she seemed easily angered.
dhulqarnayn
That's kind of the opposite of a short temper, though
asmallcat
I feel like all of these are fucking made up.
zorj
It reminds of the bumper sticker, I may be fat but you're stupid, and I can lose weight.
canadianreserve
I used to think So, but I had this exact conversation with my best friends wife. She just doesn't see a connection between the arguments
strawhousepig
I feel like who gives a shit whenever these pop up.
lawideas
And then everyone on the bus clapped.
EnTaroTassadar42
Wisconsin summers are great.... all 2 weeks of them..
Naturally90
I got the worst sunburn of my life falling asleep at an airshow in wisconsin. As a scottish person it was like the blazes of hell
EnTaroTassadar42
Im sorry friend from across the pond. Hopefully you had a chance to sample some of our better beer to make it a bit less painful?
Naturally90
I was 15 at the time so unfortunately not...
EnTaroTassadar42
You have ny condolences
Naturally90
I fell asleep with my hands on my thighs so had hand marks on my legs burned in for about 4 years after
Vallanth
Better than Miami. Yay Wisconsin.
EnTaroTassadar42
Badgers badgers badger badgers!
Vallanth
Oh yeah, that's happening tonight. I am a bad sports fan hahaa
IceFireXD
Wisconsinite here. We have 2 seasons. Winter and Construction. Not sure what this "summer" thing is... unless you mean Rick and Morty...
EnTaroTassadar42
Like our freeways are not under construction during winter. Pft. Nah we had a good two weeks in like feb of summer. Done for the year now
IceFireXD
When Winter starts is subject to change. There's still only the two seasons.
doctormellow
You baited her that entire time. Brilliant.
DHReaver
#gotem
degenerator
She couldn't waddle away from the trap in time.
NotTodayNotYesterday
What's the point of even messaging initially? Are people not allowed to have preference? He has a bit too much time on his hands.
Dopplerfart
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
Jebaited
ruthayy
In the I'm the looking for conflict way. He's the one who brought up height in the convo and was ruder than she was in her description.
nijlonkai
Definitely hypersensitive. Small man syndrome is the worst.
smallestgiant
Milwaukee 10s are Chicago 7s. But when the lights are off, we love 'em either way.
iHumanity
At least you won't be in Chicago to get shot at though
CrankyLittleStormCloud
Good Lord this must be why the bf thinks I'm hot! *stunned*
Hailstormandblizzard
So what happens when a Chicago 1 goes to Milwaukee?
Hailstormandblizzard
*10 my bad
honeyham420glazeit
Probably not as this was on reddit in 2014. https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/23ip5l/double_standard_on_tinder_im_a_56_guyso_i_swiped
madeofcancer
an absolute savage
TheSpaceButterfly
KroggandMohawk
You're the kind of guy who gets off on telling kids that Santa isn't real, aren't you?
lysomaru
Lol
RedPandasandDepression
Shmaaw
That doesn't mean this isn't real, just that OP isn't the one in the convo.
Shmaaw
So, I guess he's the kinda guy who says, santa is real, but it's Fred who travels the world in one night giving presents to everyone.
JazzHandsFan
No, it's Arthur.
honeyham420glazeit
doctormellow is a kid? But he has a medical degree!
NachomanDandyCabbage
Not to mention her face is pixelated... I can't stand pixelated girls
onemilliondollars
sciencebasedlifeform
She must be Asian
rerun62696
Damn gooks. I didn't kill enough of em in Nam
rerun62696
*DISCLAIMER* I'm not actually racist
Denamic
Did you just assume her resolution?!
SensibleChuckleNorris
What in pixelation!
smule
pixel shaming
largeal
Pixelist prick
HelloIjust
Nice!
Allworknoplay82
It's from all the bukkake she's taken.
TheBumOnUrCouch
Pixelated Bukkake. Someone has been playing Cards Against Humanity.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Stop playing cards against humanity, get the fuck off my couch and get a job you bum!
gigglesbunches
...But what about pixelated bukkake?
soctordock
Someone plays cards against humanity
initialdave
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/porn.png
TinyLiehon
There's an xkcd for that (serious though, how does Randall do that? Has he wished his version of rule34 into existence thanks to a genie?)
HowlingDysphoria
Needs more jpeg
Superchief86
Woah woah! I'm 8-bit and I find that offensive!
Benallinf1
They're always so square.
jadedisland3153
Asians...
MorbundRotund
Here's what your missing.
ChaoticScholar
Always swipe right for Dave Grohl
gamesthatiplay
Don't be pixelist.
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Whoa, that's racist against the Japanese, man.
BobTerwilliger
She looks like a Japanese vagina.
samuelphipps131337
She just needs some lotion.
Xynatox
Fuck you, I only date pixel girls. #2DWaifuMasterRace
degenerator
Even the pixels are fat.
viirusiiseli
Sad! Disgusting pixels inside and out.
db17k
CountAiight
Thisssssssss
Ynigmatik
thatdudefromoregon
I used to date a girl from Japan. Still have no idea what she looks like.
TwoBallsOnePenis
Manly
JuanIsMyName
I need you to explain this
Spark13
I would assume it's related to Asian porn, but I might be wrong.
probefarmer
What?
TwoBallsOnePenis
oversaturatedmemes
If her preference is tall guys then that's her choice why berate her for that
TheBrokenRuler
If his choice is thin girls then that's her choice why berate him for that
oversaturatedmemes
I'm not this bait he lays for her is just dumb if all she wants to do is date tall dude why must he feel the need to tell her she is wrong
TheBrokenRuler
I didn't mean you were, she was
ofivefive
It's about her hypocrisy, jesus. She can have preferences but the guy cant, which is bullshit. She also said a lot of shit about short guys.
TheBrokenRuler
This is how feminist operates. Double standards all the way through lol
oversaturatedmemes
Yeah he can have preferences but she's not going out of her way to lay out some trap on a hook up site which is just petty and stupid
TheBrokenRuler
Irrelevant to the discussion
biggwhytey
When people start these arguments out of nowhere.
Cheshiresteeth
I don't get the hate, my boyfriend is shorter than me, and I'm not very tall. But, he's literally the best boyfriend I've ever had.
bundleofwoodensticks
deepfrydaddy
168 pixels and I still get the reference...
DanthePolishman
PLS help giff reference
deepfrydaddy
Y'all got any more of them pixels?
s0cietya5under
myersdom
This loop is AMAZING
Niceshirtihavethatshirt
Mj0Skyver
GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8
MattDerKomponist
Both of these people are surface level af
Trickky
Some butt hurt dude lashing out.
raidleadergutts
Found the butthurt girl in the post!
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
People defending her: So you're okay with me putting "no fat chicks" on mine, that wouldn't deter you at all regardless of your actual size?
PillaPlease
Many ads outright declare the men aren't interested in a particular aspect of myself that I cannot help or change. Just deal with it & go on
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TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
But if everything else was fine, that alone would cause you to go "what an asshole."
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TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
No, I've had rights and the rights of my children stripped away by double standards favouring women, and I'm permanently furious about it.
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TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
I don't actually use dating stuff, it's a mug's game.
V0vi
I would just like to mention she stopped replying when OP got too extreme. But yeah she is a hypocrite. Probably just wants a quick lay.
LonelyBrannigan
To be fair 5'7" is average range, at least 74% of guys are at least that height, way better than the 6' standard, which is about 15%
dhulqarnayn
beta manlet detected
LonelyBrannigan
Having facts on hand is "beta" I guess. You know the beta of the back is almost in charge, right?
DigiNex
I suddenly feel tall being 5'9", but I am still one of the smallest in my class, or year for that matter.
Orcus424
Source?
AstuteObservationsOfAnADDKid
Google
JanetVanDyne
I think guys of any height can be cute. I once had a crush on a 5'3 guy, and I'm 5'2.
GunArm
Lol it doesn't mean much when he was still taller than you...
JanetVanDyne
I only knew two guys shorter than me and one was an ass, the other one was racist.
QueenLaQueefa
I'm 5'2, short guys don't bother me at all, because I, too, am short. It's nice not caring about someone's height, bc I'm usually shorter.
YourMumKnowsMe
It is about 173cm, or under average actually.
MatthewEis
I'm 5'6" and let me tell you I feel like a midget most of the time here in the midwest.
YourMumKnowsMe
Well your about 5cm under average, so a bit small but not a midget.
PkmnTrainerKerm
I feel you dude
briar147
Midwestern Midgets rolls off the tongue. Want to start a club or something?
LonelyBrannigan
Well, that average is all races, just whites would be a higher average... And it's pretty white here in wheat ville
MatthewEis
I am white...just didn't eat my Wheaties I guess. Oh wells
Sionas
As a short dude. Meh.
112864
you're not fat at least?
dahhmann
That was quite cringy.
skelitor120
I get what the message was but I interpretted it as him indirectly calling her fat, not trying to draw a parallel
thelonepig
I am 5'7" and would wear heels on dates with guys shorter. It made me feel like a supermodel.
wheresthebaby
You are a supermodel, my lone star
BholaBalak
But we're allowed to have preferences right? She clearly doesn't like shit people. That's her preference,
thecolonels
Yeah and he was being a faggot about it. If it really is ok to have preferences then buddy wouldnt have done any of that. Fuckin pussies.
BushToadSherlock
It's okay to have preferences, but writing off an entire group of people based on something they can't change can be seen as a little cold.
thecolonels
All she said was that she was looking for someone taller than herself, dude went full crybaby over that. Comments on fatties not parallel
Phatinthehat
She actually said "they are the worst" and it didn't seem like it was said ironically. She also agreed with the other baitey things he said
BushToadSherlock
My friend gets written off because he's short, which isn't cool I'm my opinion. He's a great guy, he can't change his height.
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perfectbosom
Personally,asatallgirl I wouldn't date someone much shorter than me, because that's my preference.Does this make me shit? (genuinely asking)
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perfectbosom
certainly. if it works, it works, you know? no need to draw a definite line.
Caphalor
No. You like what you like. I'm not into black girls, doesn't make me racist.
Waaahmbulance
Nope, do you booboo
BoardCertifiedBackAlleyNippleSurgeon
Honestly I dont see a problem with it, it's just what you prefer. You just like a certain look. Imgur is just petty and likes to complain.
ImGladWeHadThisChat
There's a difference between having a preference and going out of your way to make people feel like shit for something they have 0 control
mqdin
Nopp
CaptainAmerica24
nope, but at least recognize it's a relatively shallow preference. I'd argue a drunk dude saying "no fatties" is less shallow.
orangeisthenewbasic
How tall are you?
perfectbosom
5'9.
CrimLaw1
thelonepig
No, "I don't like fat girls," is ok. But calling someone a fatty is rude.
luvas
No and yes. I mean no matter what, if you're not attracted to someone, it's not gonna work. It does burn a lot of potential bridges however.
perfectbosom
I do understand that, and it can be quite disappointing, but exactly, part of a relationship is attraction and confidence, and if you (1
perfectbosom
don't have those, what do you have really? A potentially unhealthy relationship, possibly. (fin)
SparklesTheFabulous
Just realize that what you're actually concerned about is sexual attraction and (maybe) how others view you as a couple.
perfectbosom
Definitely more about sexual attraction, slightly about how others view us because I'm not quite that developed as a human, you know?
perfectbosom
meaning, despite not wanting them to, the opinions of others can still affect me negatively, still while knowing that they should't. :)
yaotzin
You're missing the point. If you were a bit on the chubby side and some guy said to you he don't want to date you since he doesn't like /2
yaotzin
chubby girls and you'd go apeshit over that, then you'd be shit. Nothing wrong having appearance preferences, just allow it to everyone.
dmex
No. What would make you shit is if you get rejected based on a shallow reason and then feel it's unfair.
dmex
To qualify, you have a right to feel hurt by rejection.
AlkeneThiol
So you only care what other people think. Hope that works out for you. :)
Brewchacho
"It's a sad man that can't climb a tree when it's lying down" - quote from a friend when people gave me grief about dating a tall girl.
EconMajorHere
Nah, but then don't get pissy when you see profiles that say "C cups and above"
perfectbosom
I wouldn't. Again, preference. You like what you like, if you're not being a dick about it then I don't see why not, but I always thought(1
perfectbosom
I was being irrational for not particularly being attracted to shorter guys. Not like I'd just straight up turn them down for being short,(2
perfectbosom
I feel more attractive when confident, and being with someone shorter than me doesn't make me feel confident in my height. Not liking (3
AnApologeticCanadian
No not at all. We are all humans and genetically we are driven to find the best mate for us. Just go easy on the people who are short 1/3
AnApologeticCanadian
because unlike weight (with some exceptions) we can not change it. Imo, sure, it's not fair but we have to learn to take our faults as 2/3
AnApologeticCanadian
motivation to become better people and attract love in ways other than just good looks. 3/3
EconMajorHere
If the genetic argument held any weight - ugly/handicapped/poor people would never have happy marriages because their mate is shit and (1)
EconMajorHere
Can't make solid offsprings. I can't imagine that being the case. So no, it's a social construct (2
AnApologeticCanadian
We'll I don't disagree with that Humans are complex creatures and we go far beyond the regular behavior of any wild animal all I'm 1/2
AnApologeticCanadian
saying is that it's natural for her to feel that way at first. We can't really control who we are attracted to, or force being 1/3
PerkyPervertedPet
Meh, this I probably just some dumb old instinct speaking out of women. You might focus more on character these days and give them a chance.
PerkyPervertedPet
Men have the same instinct on the other side. It is "fuck everything you can"
perfectbosom
Yes, I do understand that it's always seen as more proper to have a taller man, but I'm already self conscious about my height, and being
perfectbosom
taller than my other half makes me more so, you know?
BlakeTortilla
No offense, but you do realize you're writing people off because of YOUR own insecurity. That doesn't make you shit but its a pretty 1/2
PerkyPervertedPet
So you would comply to some wired unspoken rule of society and turn away the man who could make you happy for someone taller.
dhulqarnayn
bkescher7
Why the cargo shorts hate!! They're so comfortable... and all the pockets!!
wigglypony
I came down the stairs wearing cargos and my roommate tells me "embargo the cargos". Clever but I still don't get the hate!
NicNac225
THANK YOU!
imanatheistdebateme
As a short guy, there isn't anything wrong with a girl that isn't attracted to short guys. It's fine.
PillsburyFuckboi
It's fine to not be attracted to short guys but if you say they're gross and shouldn't even get to exist you're an asshole
imanatheistdebateme
Agreed, but that's besides the point. This girl was targeted before it was discovered she was several flavors of anus.
VirtualChessLessons
As a fat girl, there isn't anything wrong with a guy that isn't attracted to fat girls. It's fine. - a reasonable fat girl.
VirtualChessLessons
For the record though that was a hypothetical comment, I am not fat or a girl lol
imanatheistdebateme
RIP, your inbox.
VirtualChessLessons
Thankfully not :D
CrimLaw1
I see the "girls hate short guys so I can hate fat girls" argument a lot. I think it makes you both look like assholes.
112864
one of them is less asshole tho
RaisinZetaJones
I see people deliberately misunderstanding flipping the script on people a lot to act superior. I think it makes you look like a tool.
AstroTibs
But that's not the case here.
cecicec
Well ye. Cause u can change ur weight (mostly) but never your height. Fatshaming is a huge thing while heightshaming is 'just fine'.
thecolonels
You dont get to hate someone based on their physical characteristics, but that doesnt mean you have to fuck them. Preferences are fine.
CrimLaw1
"I just don't like fat people" is a pretty dick thing to say.
Xanthus179
That's the point he is trying to get across to her dense ass.
CrimLaw1
Yeah and my point is that these types of posts are just reinforcement of two-way hate.
Falos
Only if the satire is perceived as an acceptable standard. But it always gets angrily perceived as UNACCEPTABLE. "Ergo, soisyours."
Climb512
Not really, the guy is bring up weight to make a point, not because that's his actual belief.
RaisinZetaJones
Not really. You aren't required to ACTUALLY HATE FAT PEOPLE to teach people a lesson in ignorance. Of course, you know this.
SomeCrazyNerd
I think it was just to troll her.
GunArm
Lol like yeah, did this guy and his 46 upvoters miss the part where he was parodying her? What is happening with that comment
degenerator
"short assholes vs. fat assholes" I'd watch that battle.
Brewchacho
Ain't no winning that battle
CrimLaw1
Like when Spock was forced to fight Kirk on Star Trek. Best friends forced to do battle. *hums battle music*
degenerator
A koon-ut-kal-if-fee royale!
MistressLyda
So she has preferences, looking for a quick date, and voices her criteria early on to save time. I don't really see the issue.
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SomeCrazyNerd
It's about her hypocrisy. She's horrified by his statement. Not by her own.
GreenYawgmoth
Manlets get butthurt real easy.
mrsmjb
Men of all shapes and sizes are allowed to only want models/porn stars, but women are bitches if we have preferences. Duh.
SomeCrazyNerd
The point is her hypocrisy. He's trollin her to prove a point. It's not about all women or fatness.
mrsmjb
But he was completely instigating all of it and she was barely responding to his comments and he turns around and basically calls her fat.
mrsmjb
Maybe they're just both assholes. Nobody is saying that men can't want thin men or women can't want tall men. Just don't be an asshole.
CaptainAmerica24
I'm not bothered by the fact that she has preferences, I am bothered that she is revolted by his arguably less shallow preference
MistressLyda
Meh, I see them as similarly shallow. I am curious of if she is on the chunky side though, and caught on that he was trolling her.
CaptainAmerica24
1 is literally nonmodifiable, the other suggests patterns of behavior and how much the person values health and wellness. It's no contest
MistressLyda
I get your point, and I somewhat can agree. I am just pointing out that I am not sure if his preferences is why she is annoyed.
WowSoSparkly
Although you could argue that quite a number of dudes have a preference for chubby girls.