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Mar 3, 2016 3:13 PM
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apotatochip
I would definitely end up in some Andy Dufresne situation.
MandaloreTheJust
I’m killing someone if this happens to me.
PorneliusHubertII
I hate how socially acceptable cheating has become.
InspiredUser
All 3 in my town were killed
theaterofdreams
Someone's about to get Biblical on his ass
DaDisser
I'd be insulted, but i'd also instantly break up with her and send the pic to her friends and family. But hey, i'm an ass.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
cheaters are the worst. them and mass murderers.
bearsalad
Bruuutallllllll
issuenotachoo
what a skank. not just for cheating, but allowing that picture to be taken and message sent. disgusting.
AMomentOfSilenceForOPsMom
bRUHH
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
she knows how to pick 'em
primetyme04
Theres no reply for that thats fucked up
ProfessorMorifarty
"Oops, texted that to your parents."
GladyMccree19
#Savage
bombdude12
Shiiit I would shoot both of them no questions asked
mehdooter
That's terrifying
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
"K bye" Is the only appropriate response. Or always a favorite "okay but what part of the PowerPoint do I do"
memesfordays2003
that second gif is alot funnier if it was the whole thing, he makes a hilarious face
SherMattLockSmith
what is he reacting to?
honestcroissant
Bruh...
mrmessma
Could be in a tube top dancing at a club.
dfsmitty0711
Pretty sure that's a bed and pillows in the background. What a strange club.
USmellPertty
Hate to ruin the post but its probably her BF taking the pic after one of her friends snapped her.
IShouldntLikeThisButIDo
That's what I thought! Didn't get why everyone was making such a fuss.
theweebaby
If the internet has taught me anything, this is a cuckold and everyone happy.
Schmedes
Pretty sure the girl would be pissed if her BF was snapping pictures and sending them to people she wants to hang out with
USmellPertty
Umm it doesn't mention anything about hanging out? Someone just snapped her or messaged her. Your point is invalid sir.
Schmedes
Apparently some people disagree and think this is acceptable behavior. Stay classy.
USmellPertty
No sir. I am not a classy person. this is imgur....that doesnt apply here sorry
stonedpolarbear
Can confirm someone would get shot of this happened around where I live.
bookwormfromspain
Shot of what?
bakezzz
Likewise
Fahargo
Wow the people around you are fucked up
dwilson0725
Not sure why you're being downvoted... extreme violent outbursts are pretty fucked up, especially when your "feewings are hurt".
stonedpolarbear
Lol
jaminjimmyjames
So I take it they are not down with OPP.
Bearodaktyl
Yeah, you know me.
SpockIsMyHomeboy
Ok, she seriously looks like a friend of mine and I had to double-take.
TemporaryUzername
sure.
MikeDaTiger
You should text her later
GreenPoops
Yeah she busy
BeerBatteredandBold
She's all of our friends
SofaKingSpecial
She looks like a lot of people I know. At lease since I lost my glasses.
LobsterNipples
your friend looks like a potato?
SpockIsMyHomeboy
She does have eyes, now that I think about it...
SmokedtheChair
She's pretty blurry
squidbastard
Im sorry your friend is blurry
SpockIsMyHomeboy
she's always running away from me. Maybe that's why.
RevengeByAnyOtherNameIsNotAsSweet
she looks like a blurry fish.
DonkeyGoat
I get the feeling she's done more than a double - take.
countmeout
That's what happened the first time I saw Brock O'hurn on here. It was weird.
imalittleshifty
Your friend look like twelve pixels?
SpockIsMyHomeboy
well 11 since she lost her winter weight
Chavestvaldt
I had an ex pull this shit on me before, she took a selfie with another guy's dick in her mouth and sent it to me on snapchat, so I 1/2
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Chavestvaldt
She said she thought it'd be funny, she's a sociopath with that kind of shit
Chavestvaldt
screencapped it and posted it on her facebook wall, then sent it to her boss 2/2
LoodGookin
was she an ex at the time?
Chavestvaldt
Nah that was how I broke up with her
SpiritsLink
Damn. Go big or go home huh?
Chavestvaldt
Yeah I don't fuck around with people that fuck around (while they're in relationships). Cheating is pretty much the douchiest thing ever
LoremIpsumBaby
You're just as bad as her, you know that right? Or worse
Chavestvaldt
Not really, but thanks for playing
evangs
while I agree that what he did wasn't the most tactful thing, "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" she sent him the picture....
Chavestvaldt
I'm alright with that. I know I should've just called her out, dumped her, and left it at that, but getting revenge for shit like that 1/2
Chavestvaldt
is the best fucking feeling ever 2/2
SkullSkorp
This happened to me a few years back. It's just bad as you imagine.
margaretolson
*hugs*
WulfricBrianDumbledore
I will say good riddens dude.She is simply not worth it.
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SkullSkorp
Who knows. On the upside, he's seems to have met someone far better for him. 2/2
SkullSkorp
That kind of cruelty stems from shitty people needing to make themselves feel better about their shitty lives. That or sociopaths. 1/2
cafateriafraiche
Shit she sent you a pic mid-sex? That's brutal dude. I'm sorry.
SkullSkorp
He did from her phone. Said she was his now.
DrDred
I know this is like 4 years later but fuck that bitch.
OaksParcel
You should have replied "and my Chlamydia is yours now too, enjoy"
longshorttermmemorynetwork
Man, I would feel like burning everything and salting the earth after that. (Although neither of them would be worth the effort).
SkullSkorp
I feel like that every time. I just get rid of everything. Purge. Time and good friends keep you going though afterwards. It's all you have.
Sangu1
That would kill me. But he kinda did you a favor taking that cheater off your hands, and I doubt things work out for him in the end.
SkullSkorp
It gets better. As someone who's been cheated on and left several times, it does. It didn't work out for them. That was my one consolation.
Lamech777
Well sounds like you handled it way better than I would. I don't fear this kind of stuff because its 100% trust until proven otherwise>
azurepenguin
I'm sorry :(
BrennyTheBear
Pretty much my worst fear...
tuxedobob
And is that your fault or hers? Ponder that and the implications it has for your relationship.
Sawsomebullshit
Seriously? Not jaw cancer that eats away the bones of your face while you're in agony?
MichaelCerawillnotprovail
I second that.. I think i'd actually just never speak of it to anyone and pretend it never happened
BlueLanternBraxx
Fuck that, it was would start an amor/weaponing up montage like in a medieval movie.
Lamech777
I concur! http://cl.jroo.me/z3/Q/8/G/e/a.baa-Overloaded-Soldier.jpg
Bystandr
Why be afraid? You know she puts out- Text later !
OnlyPostsGetRekt
Yeah me too, who is "she" and what the hell does she want from me later?
cantspellmanslaughterwithoutlaughter
Take the Thornton Mellon approach.
AngusThermopyle
+1 for Back to School.
Fahargo
Then you have poor choice in woman
jaminjimmyjames
Getting your picture taken while some dude rails you?
gamer2k4
Maybe you should date women who won't cheat on you.
SpiritsLink
Sometimes I forget to look for the "I'm a cheater" tattoo all girls who cheat have! I'm only human! Some don't even wear their cheater sign!
madetheaccountjustforyou
Living in fear that your SO is going to cheat is a shitty way to live and harms your relationship. Cheating on her first should fix it.
fluger
Brilliant.
Felextheminimal
Advice Mallard isnt always correct
madetheaccountjustforyou
Felextheminimal
Well that one actually worked though
dafuqamidoinghere
All cheaters can fuck right the fuck off. My wife told me it was over by cheating on my birthday End it before cheating assholes. Hurts less
TheStormThief
God damn. Been cheated on twice. It sucks hard but idk how I'd get over it of that happened.
dafuqamidoinghere
Turns out this was the third time that I know of.... But yeah, one hell of a birthday preset.
Rhulain
I think cheaters should be legally punished by their SO punching them once as hard as they can for each time they cheated.
lazygrinder
If someone sent me this message I would put him in the ground. Its not even about the chick...
D1ssent
I'd go around like I didn't know anything. That guy would just disappear one day and then I'd quietly end the relationship later on.
ExtraAlien
Shes busy, text later
Scarfaceaz
I agree. That guy just declared war on me as a man. It fuckin on Elton John!!!
ThisIsGod
Why? I'd be happy as hell if I was trying to court some bitch who just up and let something like this go down. Bullet fucking dodged.
Schmedes
"let something like this go down"...you mean have sex when she's single?
ThisIsGod
No silly. I mean the whole "having a dude take pic of them plowing just to send a message" thats going from 0 to 10 for no reason
XxSpideyxX
I think this is supposed to be from the guy to her boyfriend.
ThisIsGod
This is like taking Old Yeller out back to the greenest part of the yard. It's the best remedy for a terrible situation.
CarpBlanche
I knew a guy who got something similar to this. He recognized the living room they were in cause he went to a party there a week or so b4...
CarpBlanche
It ended badly
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CarpBlanche
He went over there like a dumbass, kicked the shit out of the guys (yes plural) and then got arrested for breaking and entering
CarpBlanche
Only reason he didn't get assault is because the girl vouched for him and said the guys attacked first and it was self defense
fluxbiota
all phones on table before sex. or no phones in the bedroom rule? I'm so glad phones didn't have video when I was very active.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
But sexy, consenting, pictures are fun. Especially if you're doing a long distance sort of thing.
fluxbiota
Agreed
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
2. i wouldn't be able to fart without someone recording something/taking a picture.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
1. If i hadn't married young and before all this 'exposure-culture' going on, i'd be too paranoid to be with someone. I get the feeling that
enrgytrtle55
WHAT ABOUT JUST NOT CHEATING
trusesnuser
Yeah dude! Let's just make world peace and end hunger while we are at it?
fluxbiota
jimmies are rustled. who hurt you?!
enrgytrtle55
No rustled jimmies. Was trying to get the point across lol
fluxbiota
Gotcha. Cheating sucks but it happens.
slickrick9
Pretty much every mans fear
imgurnameistoohardtocomeupwith
Jokes on you, I'm single. And gay.
star1022
Am I the only one turned on by this fantasy? Lol
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ThisMahSwamp
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wnod.gif
NamesIsHardYo
I'd hardly call myself insecure, more weary after being hurt before..
MadMupp
I personally wouldnt give a shit, if she went with somehow else I just move on, it's happened before you just switch off any feelings, easy
LongHairDontCare4
It's less about her, more about him. I know what he's trying to do, and I'd want to hurt him for it.
Ratcheta
You don't really have a choice but to move on. Still, it sucks when it's someone who you thought was exclusive.
MadMupp
Oh of course it's unfortunate & an inconvenience but like I said with practice you can pretty much cut people out of your life like a switch
andstayoutt
That's not how that should work
MadMupp
No but with practice its actually quite easy to cut people out of your life Instantly. Practice and its like a switch
Zombiedrd
Real world sucks. I'm done with relationships and the desire to have a family because of it.
cleverbeans
I actually have a fetish for promiscuous women. I like to know they have options and still choose to sleep with me without obligation.
LongHairDontCare4
That's a good angle, but it's still really immasculating and infuriating to have someone gloat about fucking ur girl.
cleverbeans
I love to hear about it, and I love when she tells me about it. Like, all the details. It's a turn on to me.
thornmallow
That's the whole point.
thornmallow
I have a fetish for cuckhold men. Wd should talk.
Lamech777
Did that just happen?!?!
?noredirect
DylanR6
It did... Wow
jbrew44
I get what you are saying, but I don't fear that. If I got that message then I don't want to be with her anyways.
catchmorehoneysbeingfly
I'd shoot him from a long ways away with my mosin in the knees so that when his knee blows out, he won't hear it coming. I'm bitter, sue me
Schmedes
You can apparently not feel things quicker than most of us then. I'd not want to be with her but still get hurt a decent amount.
jbrew44
It would hurt. However, if she's someone who would do something like that, the earlier the better. (1/2)
jbrew44
So I don't fear it because if she would do that I welcome learning it asap so I can stop wasting my time.
jbrew44
And if you fear she would do that then that's not a good relationship to be in in the first place.
Schmedes
I fear things that are not what I wish to happen. Maybe you view things differently. It's not crippling fear, but fear nonetheless.