May 24, 2022 11:02 AM
Thediciplematt
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denton13
Creep as fuck
pseudoersatz
THIS is what those alignment charts means by “chaotic”.
ChristopherBlare
Idk whether to laugh or be upset about it. A+ comedy.
MrGravity
This is funny once, and onky because its not me. But thanks for adding to th
Jessr0
loved this haha
sickjessi
Nah, he was clearly just being an asshole and wasted people's time.
Frederf
And then they all... laughed.
FarQuad
Thats a good way to get a Will Smith Treatment.
confanity
Sort of glossed over the part where someone said the situation was creepy so he went and made it infinitely more creepy on purpose.
Klpincoyo
Yuck
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
He better suck that dudes dick after the show
Arsikere
part of why i got off of dating apps. too many profiles were pics taken from instagram profiles
AnnoyinglyLongHeadLine
You gotta know your audience 2.0
VaultGirl69
That is fantastic business acumen. And a dick move. Though mostly harmless, he might get his ass kicked.
catrlewkins
Wait til the bots hear about this! Full seats every show!
dragonflynpenguinfarts
FrenchPudding
At least when I saw this on Tiktok I could find the creator as he's the one who posted it
Feel free to name drop it to confirm and I’ll give credit. Happened a year ago where the real joke owner identified himself.
Can't find it again. It was no shade on you. It just irks that imgurians complain about Tiktok, but most of our content is from there
No problem! Credit where credit is due.
pierceeze
Woah. I couldn’t do it. Or especially admit to it
dmay1210
I read where a girl answered an ad. Guy seemed nice, etc etc . They were to meet somewhere. She got stood up and was Pissed. No reason eve
Ever given . She still had his text, email. For the next yr she would say, I am still waiting. Hope you get here soon. Did it a lot. Did
Piss him off . She did awhile longer for good measure. . Lol ??.
Mediocreclient
Today, in the Imgur comment section: buttmad Tinder users
Sagsquatch
not funny, at all, it's really a shitty thing to do to people
SaltyEsq
Kittynomnoms
Stalking is too. If you interact with someone on Tinder, don't stalk their other social media and contact them there without permission.
Pats0r
These ppl should be banned from online dating. It is hard enough already. We don't need a male troll pretending to be female. What an ass
HK47Statement
When I saw S-tier I was like.... ya sure ok lets see... and... Ya lets just say my expectations were greatly surpassed.. lmfao!!!
plainoldfool
I'm so fucking thankful I'm married. I'm 46 and there's no way I'd be able to handle today's dating scene.
Fuckweasel
I'm 40+ and single (a relic in my community). Since all the gay "dating" apps are actually just for sex.
mindlessmichelle
For real me too!
I’ll date you bro. You seem fun. Let me ask my wife first.
TheyCallMeDrFeelGood
You both seem nice. We can have a triple date if you guys are up for it. Dibs to not be the locomotive first tho!
GridNoDC
Insert [joke here]. Punchline = MonkeyPox. Everyone should be careful out there with swimming/flying about. Choochoo
Puppersforall
46 and single here - Yuuuuuuuuup, be very thankful, haha.
symbholic
I don't understand a word of this.
MeetYukes
Guy matches with a girl on tinder. Uses image search to find her on a different platform, Instagram. A little inappropriate. (1/?)
Turns out the tinder was fake, just used the real girl's pictures. The girl on insta didn't know about her pics being used on tinder. (2/?)
He realizes he could message any random girl on insta and claim "oh my bad, I thought we were just talking on tinder. I got Catfished" (3/?)
One girl says "oh that's bad, let me see the fake profile." Homeboy quickly photoshops a fake tinder profile out of her pictures. (4/?)
But the fake profile he created got lots of attention from other guys. So he messages the guys hitting "her" up and invites him to the show.
Midgarmerc
Jokes on him. Those dudes are bi and still gonna hit him up after the show
benderfreak
Or those dudes are big and still gonna beat him up after the show.
TheDreadPirateBoberts
doesn't matter, got laid
gablestout
zorlonjones
RedAppleSoda
v
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
EEEEEEEEVIL!
Humanfrenchfry
I want to up vote because this is funny but I want to downvote because of the shitty blurred out bottom an weird animations
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
It's because of fucking mobile phones. It's like that shit they do with vertical videos they show on TV but in reverse.
Pikka
The Wolf You Feed.
Thunderboltsandlighteningveryveryfrightening
Does as the Romans
FloodingWaters
It's an upvote, not a dick. You can put it anywhere ya want. G'head. Stick that upvote in some crazy.
Neurisko
Yeah blurs mean that shit had credits and the credits were obscured, so that shit was basically stolen.
JapCarRealGood
@Humanfrenchfry here ya go
I didn’t make it but I relate
UnknownVD
Well then your relative to knock it off!
MyharothS
ProfessorAssBlast2020
literally literal
putcleverusernamehere
Ya. Downvote wins
1337cat
Where his feet that important to see?
I just find posts embellished with comment overlays, shitty music, reaction photos etc to be irritating. But I'm old, you do you
I still remember VHS quality video with the bottom of the screen was like that but the audio mattered not picture. I guess I'm old
TrustMeIAmOnTheInternet
Yep, I'd like to see where they were
WhoNeedsThisStuff
Where were they?
imredheaded
Wait, so did he stalk the girls to find their real instagram profiles or did the fake tinder profiles have the real one listed?
VenomousFangs
What’s so hard to understand? Don’t add anything into it, just listen to him.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I think he's saying he skipped the tinder part entirely and would just message women on Instagram saying let's take it off tinder. /1
Because I guess it's so common for attractive womens' pictures to be stolen and used for fake profiles. Which is pretty fucked. /2
Yeah he was stalking them. This shit is incredibly creepy, but luckily I'm sure it's just a bit for the show.
tentaclesfortesticles
But at what point does it go from googling somebody to make sure they're real turn into stalking?
Messaging them or anyone they know elsewhere is definitely crossing a line.
TallulahBumfluff
I am far too confused about whether I find this funny or not. Online dating is hard enough without the trolls...... :/
[deleted]
By that theory, there is no such thing as online dating then as they are all effectively the same thing even if they pretend they aren't.
KoradiValdega
Care to name a few? Cause even old hats like match and eHarmony can be broken down to pics and bullet points. Legit curious.
rudejohn
I thought Tinder was very specifically a hookup app, not online dating. I would be upset if this guy was doing it on Match.com or something.
Idontneedrealfacts
They are all trolls
Even before all that, don't you think it's creepy to track down someone's social media from Tinder and contact them there?
Aaronb1138
Men should band together to get rid of online dating and replace it with something else. It enables too much shallowness and vanity.
JayEnfield
Do you guys remember the "Forever Alone Involuntary Flash Mob"? That shit was mean as hell. :(
Diplocrap
Yeah, it isn't funny. And all the people in these comments saying they'd be hurt by it if it happened to them is WHY it isn't funny.
FoxAffair
As an individual that is currently married, with a very lucrative dating record before Tinder was ever invented, this is hilarious.
Glitch3d
Weird flex...I guess congrats?
I just see people hating on the guy and don't get it. If you've placed hope of true companionship on Tinder, you're doing it wrong anyway.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Usually people who have to say they've had a "lucrative" dating record, haven't actually had a very good dating record.
It's very subjective. A "good" dating record could mean that you dated one girl ever, married her, and life is great.
UselessIgnacio
My record is prestine. Glad I could finally get that off my chest.
workoutplan
It's just a joke bro
dukegonzo
It's not though, he actually catfished a dude and (potentially) scam money from him.
The guy could've said no. Or waited outside.
WoeToHice
Yes, that's how scams work. They're based on deception, not coercion.
Shit I didn't think I would ever have to do: explain the difference between a scam and a robbery to someone who isn't a little kid.
Yeah but some guy actually did turn up? If the comedian was a woman, I'm pretty sure it would be getting slated and downvoted...
yzark01
Was just going along with it. Youd have to have no sense of humour just to turn around and say no when asked that question at a comedy show.
MrMaRzZ
Oh right because women have it soooo tough on dating apps ?. Get real
Its a standup routine, its almost definitely just a bit.
Imagine thinking otherwise.
GoliathSkittles
This, chances are he has some buddies for every show to own up to it.
DanCutter
Unsolicited old man advice: Attend something regularly: a coffee shop, class, church, whatever. Frequent contact is the key.
PineappleLoopsBroether
That doesn’t work
Noahbalboa82
... For everyone.
I meant it doesn’t work *anymore* … for a bunch of reasons
There's a bartender in town that was bragging she did this at her bar and how much money she was making. I do not like this person.
dashthefox
If a right way to do this exists it's how this guy did it. Maybe one more positive thing. What she did is the exact opposite of that.
The part about inviting guys to his show wasn't right, IMO. The rest of it, ok, fine.
Waaaaghhumbug
I mean, fair, I just assumed its a plant for the joke to land?
They could say no? Or ya know, do any thing to confirm the person they are taking to is real. I always required a video chat before meeting
unsneakyLurker
Always? Video chat before spending money (tickets, reservations, etc) makes sense. Video chat before meeting for coffee is a bit much.
Sure. Doesn't mean catfishing is a-ok in the first place. It's still shitty to do.
I was catfish when I used online dating, most became funny stories to tell friends.
BearToof
Are you saying you were the catfisher or the catfishee?
When I first stated online dating I got catfished. Many funny stories. Learned my lesson. Ended up meeting my wife a few months later.
That’s what I thought you had meant. But the vitriolic response made me double take.
stlouiscardinalsfan7
??
Something tells me you don't have many friends.
The insult culture here is so weak. Looking at your comment history, you can do way better than that. I believe in you
For someone who has catfished before, you're easily baited.
AllysiaAiua
They're grammar usage was confusing, but they clarified in another post. They got Catfished, not they were doing the catfishing.
Correct, i was catfished (which my phone does not believe is a word)
Dude is a piece of shit if he actually did this. Don't mess with people's emotions. One of those guys could have stepped back into dating
minqapoc
Emotions. On Tinder.
derrymerbles
Hahah. Yeah. That explanation got real. Also, I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t be devastated if the COMEDIAN admits it was him.
I wouldn't be on tinder in the first place because it's a garbage app.
rbudrick
Everywhere all the time.
After years of being single or SO died and he was finally able to move on. No one knows. Fuck this dude.
Dasnekones
He is a comedian. There is like a 60 percent chance it is staged for comic effect.
It isn’t funny, though. And all of the people saying they would be hurt by it is WHY it isn’t funny.
Tumescentpie
It isn't funny to you. It was a well crafted joke to me. Odds are very high that the respondent in the audience was a plant
LCMcG
Recently dumped and in my 30s w/ depression, anxiety and ADD. If this were pulled on me I'd be fucking devastated. Fuck this dude.
LoudBirb
I'd think it was hilarious if it happened to me, but everyone's fighting their own battles. Best not to mess with people carelessly, yeah.
DanielGayLewis
You just described me exactly. Sorry friend. Good luck.
MorninNiceDayForFishin
For sure sucks that there's people like this out there, but also shows tinder just isn't the way to go.
HelloThere1812
This seems to be very common nowadays. Does it help knowing there are millions in your same boat of misery? :(
denton13
Creep as fuck
pseudoersatz
THIS is what those alignment charts means by “chaotic”.
ChristopherBlare
Idk whether to laugh or be upset about it. A+ comedy.
MrGravity
This is funny once, and onky because its not me. But thanks for adding to th
Jessr0
loved this haha
sickjessi
Nah, he was clearly just being an asshole and wasted people's time.
Frederf
And then they all... laughed.
FarQuad
Thats a good way to get a Will Smith Treatment.
confanity
Sort of glossed over the part where someone said the situation was creepy so he went and made it infinitely more creepy on purpose.
Klpincoyo
Yuck
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
He better suck that dudes dick after the show
Arsikere
part of why i got off of dating apps. too many profiles were pics taken from instagram profiles
AnnoyinglyLongHeadLine
You gotta know your audience 2.0
VaultGirl69
That is fantastic business acumen. And a dick move. Though mostly harmless, he might get his ass kicked.
catrlewkins
Wait til the bots hear about this! Full seats every show!
dragonflynpenguinfarts
FrenchPudding
At least when I saw this on Tiktok I could find the creator as he's the one who posted it
Thediciplematt
Feel free to name drop it to confirm and I’ll give credit. Happened a year ago where the real joke owner identified himself.
FrenchPudding
Can't find it again. It was no shade on you. It just irks that imgurians complain about Tiktok, but most of our content is from there
Thediciplematt
No problem! Credit where credit is due.
pierceeze
Woah. I couldn’t do it. Or especially admit to it
dmay1210
I read where a girl answered an ad. Guy seemed nice, etc etc . They were to meet somewhere. She got stood up and was Pissed. No reason eve
dmay1210
Ever given . She still had his text, email. For the next yr she would say, I am still waiting. Hope you get here soon. Did it a lot. Did
dmay1210
Piss him off . She did awhile longer for good measure. . Lol ??.
Mediocreclient
Today, in the Imgur comment section: buttmad Tinder users
Sagsquatch
not funny, at all, it's really a shitty thing to do to people
SaltyEsq
Kittynomnoms
Stalking is too. If you interact with someone on Tinder, don't stalk their other social media and contact them there without permission.
Pats0r
These ppl should be banned from online dating. It is hard enough already. We don't need a male troll pretending to be female. What an ass
HK47Statement
When I saw S-tier I was like.... ya sure ok lets see... and... Ya lets just say my expectations were greatly surpassed.. lmfao!!!
plainoldfool
I'm so fucking thankful I'm married. I'm 46 and there's no way I'd be able to handle today's dating scene.
Fuckweasel
I'm 40+ and single (a relic in my community). Since all the gay "dating" apps are actually just for sex.
mindlessmichelle
For real me too!
Thediciplematt
I’ll date you bro. You seem fun. Let me ask my wife first.
TheyCallMeDrFeelGood
You both seem nice. We can have a triple date if you guys are up for it. Dibs to not be the locomotive first tho!
GridNoDC
Insert [joke here]. Punchline = MonkeyPox. Everyone should be careful out there with swimming/flying about. Choochoo
Puppersforall
46 and single here - Yuuuuuuuuup, be very thankful, haha.
symbholic
I don't understand a word of this.
MeetYukes
Guy matches with a girl on tinder. Uses image search to find her on a different platform, Instagram. A little inappropriate. (1/?)
MeetYukes
Turns out the tinder was fake, just used the real girl's pictures. The girl on insta didn't know about her pics being used on tinder. (2/?)
MeetYukes
He realizes he could message any random girl on insta and claim "oh my bad, I thought we were just talking on tinder. I got Catfished" (3/?)
MeetYukes
One girl says "oh that's bad, let me see the fake profile." Homeboy quickly photoshops a fake tinder profile out of her pictures. (4/?)
MeetYukes
But the fake profile he created got lots of attention from other guys. So he messages the guys hitting "her" up and invites him to the show.
Midgarmerc
Jokes on him. Those dudes are bi and still gonna hit him up after the show
benderfreak
Or those dudes are big and still gonna beat him up after the show.
TheDreadPirateBoberts
doesn't matter, got laid
gablestout
zorlonjones
RedAppleSoda
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
EEEEEEEEVIL!
Humanfrenchfry
I want to up vote because this is funny but I want to downvote because of the shitty blurred out bottom an weird animations
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
It's because of fucking mobile phones. It's like that shit they do with vertical videos they show on TV but in reverse.
Pikka
The Wolf You Feed.
Thunderboltsandlighteningveryveryfrightening
Does as the Romans
FloodingWaters
It's an upvote, not a dick. You can put it anywhere ya want. G'head. Stick that upvote in some crazy.
Neurisko
Yeah blurs mean that shit had credits and the credits were obscured, so that shit was basically stolen.
JapCarRealGood
@Humanfrenchfry here ya go
Thediciplematt
I didn’t make it but I relate
UnknownVD
Well then your relative to knock it off!
MyharothS
ProfessorAssBlast2020
literally literal
putcleverusernamehere
Ya. Downvote wins
1337cat
Where his feet that important to see?
putcleverusernamehere
I just find posts embellished with comment overlays, shitty music, reaction photos etc to be irritating. But I'm old, you do you
1337cat
I still remember VHS quality video with the bottom of the screen was like that but the audio mattered not picture. I guess I'm old
TrustMeIAmOnTheInternet
Yep, I'd like to see where they were
WhoNeedsThisStuff
Where were they?
imredheaded
Wait, so did he stalk the girls to find their real instagram profiles or did the fake tinder profiles have the real one listed?
VenomousFangs
What’s so hard to understand? Don’t add anything into it, just listen to him.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I think he's saying he skipped the tinder part entirely and would just message women on Instagram saying let's take it off tinder. /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Because I guess it's so common for attractive womens' pictures to be stolen and used for fake profiles. Which is pretty fucked. /2
Kittynomnoms
Yeah he was stalking them. This shit is incredibly creepy, but luckily I'm sure it's just a bit for the show.
tentaclesfortesticles
But at what point does it go from googling somebody to make sure they're real turn into stalking?
Kittynomnoms
Messaging them or anyone they know elsewhere is definitely crossing a line.
TallulahBumfluff
I am far too confused about whether I find this funny or not. Online dating is hard enough without the trolls...... :/
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TallulahBumfluff
By that theory, there is no such thing as online dating then as they are all effectively the same thing even if they pretend they aren't.
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[deleted]
KoradiValdega
Care to name a few? Cause even old hats like match and eHarmony can be broken down to pics and bullet points. Legit curious.
rudejohn
I thought Tinder was very specifically a hookup app, not online dating. I would be upset if this guy was doing it on Match.com or something.
Idontneedrealfacts
They are all trolls
Kittynomnoms
Even before all that, don't you think it's creepy to track down someone's social media from Tinder and contact them there?
Aaronb1138
Men should band together to get rid of online dating and replace it with something else. It enables too much shallowness and vanity.
JayEnfield
Do you guys remember the "Forever Alone Involuntary Flash Mob"? That shit was mean as hell. :(
Diplocrap
Yeah, it isn't funny. And all the people in these comments saying they'd be hurt by it if it happened to them is WHY it isn't funny.
FoxAffair
As an individual that is currently married, with a very lucrative dating record before Tinder was ever invented, this is hilarious.
Glitch3d
Weird flex...I guess congrats?
FoxAffair
I just see people hating on the guy and don't get it. If you've placed hope of true companionship on Tinder, you're doing it wrong anyway.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Usually people who have to say they've had a "lucrative" dating record, haven't actually had a very good dating record.
FoxAffair
It's very subjective. A "good" dating record could mean that you dated one girl ever, married her, and life is great.
UselessIgnacio
My record is prestine. Glad I could finally get that off my chest.
workoutplan
It's just a joke bro
dukegonzo
It's not though, he actually catfished a dude and (potentially) scam money from him.
SaltyEsq
The guy could've said no. Or waited outside.
WoeToHice
Yes, that's how scams work. They're based on deception, not coercion.
WoeToHice
Shit I didn't think I would ever have to do: explain the difference between a scam and a robbery to someone who isn't a little kid.
TallulahBumfluff
Yeah but some guy actually did turn up? If the comedian was a woman, I'm pretty sure it would be getting slated and downvoted...
yzark01
Was just going along with it. Youd have to have no sense of humour just to turn around and say no when asked that question at a comedy show.
MrMaRzZ
Oh right because women have it soooo tough on dating apps ?. Get real
yzark01
Its a standup routine, its almost definitely just a bit.
MrMaRzZ
Imagine thinking otherwise.
GoliathSkittles
This, chances are he has some buddies for every show to own up to it.
DanCutter
Unsolicited old man advice: Attend something regularly: a coffee shop, class, church, whatever. Frequent contact is the key.
PineappleLoopsBroether
That doesn’t work
Noahbalboa82
... For everyone.
PineappleLoopsBroether
I meant it doesn’t work *anymore* … for a bunch of reasons
zorlonjones
There's a bartender in town that was bragging she did this at her bar and how much money she was making. I do not like this person.
dashthefox
If a right way to do this exists it's how this guy did it. Maybe one more positive thing. What she did is the exact opposite of that.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
The part about inviting guys to his show wasn't right, IMO. The rest of it, ok, fine.
Waaaaghhumbug
I mean, fair, I just assumed its a plant for the joke to land?
SaltyEsq
They could say no? Or ya know, do any thing to confirm the person they are taking to is real. I always required a video chat before meeting
unsneakyLurker
Always? Video chat before spending money (tickets, reservations, etc) makes sense. Video chat before meeting for coffee is a bit much.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Sure. Doesn't mean catfishing is a-ok in the first place. It's still shitty to do.
SaltyEsq
I was catfish when I used online dating, most became funny stories to tell friends.
BearToof
Are you saying you were the catfisher or the catfishee?
SaltyEsq
When I first stated online dating I got catfished. Many funny stories. Learned my lesson. Ended up meeting my wife a few months later.
BearToof
That’s what I thought you had meant. But the vitriolic response made me double take.
stlouiscardinalsfan7
??
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Something tells me you don't have many friends.
SaltyEsq
The insult culture here is so weak. Looking at your comment history, you can do way better than that. I believe in you
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
For someone who has catfished before, you're easily baited.
AllysiaAiua
They're grammar usage was confusing, but they clarified in another post. They got Catfished, not they were doing the catfishing.
SaltyEsq
Correct, i was catfished (which my phone does not believe is a word)
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Dude is a piece of shit if he actually did this. Don't mess with people's emotions. One of those guys could have stepped back into dating
minqapoc
Emotions. On Tinder.
derrymerbles
Hahah. Yeah. That explanation got real. Also, I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t be devastated if the COMEDIAN admits it was him.
minqapoc
I wouldn't be on tinder in the first place because it's a garbage app.
rbudrick
Everywhere all the time.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
After years of being single or SO died and he was finally able to move on. No one knows. Fuck this dude.
Dasnekones
He is a comedian. There is like a 60 percent chance it is staged for comic effect.
Diplocrap
It isn’t funny, though. And all of the people saying they would be hurt by it is WHY it isn’t funny.
Tumescentpie
It isn't funny to you. It was a well crafted joke to me. Odds are very high that the respondent in the audience was a plant
LCMcG
Recently dumped and in my 30s w/ depression, anxiety and ADD. If this were pulled on me I'd be fucking devastated. Fuck this dude.
LoudBirb
I'd think it was hilarious if it happened to me, but everyone's fighting their own battles. Best not to mess with people carelessly, yeah.
DanielGayLewis
You just described me exactly. Sorry friend. Good luck.
MorninNiceDayForFishin
For sure sucks that there's people like this out there, but also shows tinder just isn't the way to go.
HelloThere1812
This seems to be very common nowadays. Does it help knowing there are millions in your same boat of misery? :(