Phone clearing dump Pt.1

Oct 7, 2017 7:38 AM

XilentLumen

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You obviously mistaken me for someone else.

Everytime when playing Siege.

Don't even try.

Obligatory "nyello"

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A high quality dump for my high quality dump.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sidenote: please don't actually shoot at the sun. The bullet will travel several miles and come back to earth. See: Shannon's law

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To the eclipse photo, thnx to whoever took it because it is proudly my phone background now

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

nice

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 true story, my brother and I found two kittens when we were little, I named mine Jessica, he named his Leaf ????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha that's fantastic

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honk jesus honk, if u saves if u, love love jesus jesus, jesus jesus jesus

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many fucking phones do you people clear?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had 1,300 memes I had collected. Just the one fam

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#10

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I bet you're fun at parties

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if it was true, it would be funny

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This dump describes my sense of humor

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Then you're awesome

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Good dump, chuckled a few times. +1

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Rick number 9 every day. Wuba Luba dub dub!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*internet hug*

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But which word was meant to be cat?

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My guess is "bum," cuz I think

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"in" should be "is."

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That guy sure likes jesus

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

When I see someone like this driving around, my first thought is, "Hey, he really likes his gardener."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand that adult limbo thing. You are adult at 18 and teen until 19.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love the religious painting memes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 is total lies @OP he died of natural causes and he was burried in a cathedral with honours. His work was considered valuable.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

For real don’t shoot straight into the air though.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honk Jesus honk Jesus having stronk save Jesus honk

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Early signs of twitter addiction

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Call the honkulance

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Copernicus wasn't burned. Neither was Galileo. Get your history facts straight, internet.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

@iseenipple #31

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Fantastic dump @op

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks you! ^_^

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hadn't seen some of these before. Woo.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Copernicus' five-hundred fourty-oneth birthday

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Copernicus' theories were well received by the church. Astronomy was the cool thing back then, pope and cardinals were interest in his work

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HONK JESUS HONK

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DANCE MAGIC DANCE

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I can't stop hearing this as the new lyrics for the beginning of the song The Bad Touch by bloodhound gang...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dance magic dance.

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Reminds me of Offspring "dance fucker dance".

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I'm about 80% sure this guy is from mulvane, ks, near where I live. His house is worse than his car...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dudes definitely gonna need Jesus when tryna reverse, won’t be able to see a hot damn thing out that there winder

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Shonk

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Don't dead open inside

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IF YOU SAVES IF YOU

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I'm crying over that one!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Love love Jesus Jesus

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Jesus Jesus Jesus

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Jesus Jesus Jesus.

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YES!! I came here to post this! It reminded me of the remix "Jesus Jesus Jesus" I'm dying right now

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

541th....... I can't be the only one.

9 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

Dude it's not cool to make fun of lisps

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I literally skipped the rest of the post to look for this comment

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*scrolling up and down intensifies*

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Five hundred forty firth

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Took me like thirty seconds to read that because I literally couldn't comprehend 541th.

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I came immediately to the comments to make sure it was noted!

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as did I lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right here with ya.

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My friend doesn't understand

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It should be 541st...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Where does it say 541th

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

One of the memes.

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Thank you

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Honk, Jesus honk. If you saves, if you love, love Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus j j j j j j j j jjjjjjj (Beat drops) BWAH pew pewpew pewpew

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Don't dead, open inside

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Brrapp Brrapp Pew Pew

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Is this the intro to a Fatboy Slim song?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was just about to comment the same lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven't bought music since the creation of Spotify. I would buy that track.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lmao!

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Rofl!

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I also did this exact same thing and imagined a terrible 90s Europop drop. As a musician, I feel it is my duty to write this song.

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omg PLEASE

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I need this in my life!

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.

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That would make my day. Please do this.

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I'm already singing it!

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. Pls do it

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As an Imgurian, it is now your duty.

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Please do it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please do - I can hear it in my head already.

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Oh...oh yeah...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OK all. In the studio tomorrow. So give me a week for editing and I should have something terrible in the next week or two x

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Dot

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something beautiful*

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Dot

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.

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dot

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Can't wait.

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dot

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Yes seriously I want this song

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Ellipsis

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Dot dot motherfucker

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