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LordBloodwyvern
#1 By your power combined, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET
ratrider524360
#2 I hope I'm a bookstore cat in the next life
MRWNoDecentUsernameIsAvailable
#14 nothing beats a good cheese, a good bread, and a good slice of ham
MungChomper69420
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Dalael
#1 just a reminder that the orcas are sinking small boats. Not rich ppl's bosts. This whole Orca sinking yacht meme is dumb as fuck.
MaverickTitan
#1 Remind me what the Bees did?
kimwimgoddess
#1 I had to scroll all the way down immediately, what did the bee do??
MsMolly
I think a billionaire swallowed a bee while playing polo & died from a heart attack caused by anaphylactic shock.
PissingINaShotglassSpinningOnRecordplayerStrappedTOaCheetasBack
KMakyra
#1 i need context for bees and water Buffalo.
FckleberryFarms
#1 The buffalo guy was not a billionaire.
EroticZombiePants
He was a trophy hunter though. That's not a "hobby" of the commoners. Regular folks are hunting deer upstate in the fall and then eating it throughout the winter, not trekking to Africa to go kill something just to say they did it.
DaddyChillWhatTheHellIsEvenThat
#1 what did the bee do?
ThePockyJocky
#1 orcas were not attacking billionaires, they were attacking boats you could get as a middle class person. Some of the boats were working boats, small sailboats, that kind of thing.
Orcas are traitors in the class war
Frogyz
Buffalo soldier, in the heart of america.
That's what we need.
Shapster
#1 missing the blackstone hero
Molotovbliss
VaultGirl69
#1 Can someone explain the ox and the bee?
SneakyGaryTheSerialHorseDrowner
Rich hunter fucked with an ox and got gored to death for their trouble
Billionaire choked on a bee and died while playing Polo
VaultGirl69
Ha. Those are stupid ways to die. One recklessly stupid, and the other just funny. I guess their bodyguards weren't trained on first aid. Though, there's probably not much you can do when gored by something with huge antlers. Too bad they weren't in their bunker. And are all doomed to death like every other motherfucker on the planet.
CrabbyBlueberry
#1 I still don't understand what Luigi has to do with any of this. He was out drinking with me on the night in question.
prfesser
You are a goddamn liar! Luigi was working on some intricate 3DP models at my home on the night before, after, and IN question. He drinks diet root beer like a madman.
SneakyGaryTheSerialHorseDrowner
Oh yeah I remember running into you guys at the bar, thanks for being chill when I almost knocked into you.
codenametrixie
I was wondering what the bee did
battery1979
Me too.
Beepity
https://www.vice.com/en/article/billionaire-dies-after-swallowing-a-bee-during-polo-match/
SneakyGaryTheSerialHorseDrowner
Oh shit I hope their horse was alright.
codenametrixie
Oh, yeah. Thanks. Go Bee!!!
MisterLemons
Elsuave
This whole orca thing is the most idiotic crap ever. A 7 meter sail boat can be bought for 5000€ one of my employees bought one for 3,800€ Docking is around 170€ a month, energy and water included. Orcas are not eating the rich, they are ruining the life of workers than instead of buying a fancy car, they love to sail. Educate yourself!!! What kind of car do you have?
SneakyGaryTheSerialHorseDrowner
If your hill to die on was any lower orcas would be swimming over it.
xaddak
Weird hill to die on, but at least he's dead.
Beepity
Friend, this is a Wendy's
RightToUpvote
"What kind of car do you have?"
One that orcas have never tipped over
RyvaTheRenamon
I don't own a car
Elsuave
This is not eat the rich, this is getting happy on others disgrace, regular families that like to sail, I'm pretty sure you guys are covering your "resistance" and revolutionary pretensions by this. In reality you are just envious mfs
CHICKINGNUGGER
Same. I prefer the shoelace express.
Elsuave
This place is a mirror of how brainwashed some people are.
venom181st
#1
Elonth
Can't help but notice the blackstone CEO is missing from this list....You know the one that happened to be "wrong place wrong time" That the shooter that drove across country supposedly targeting the NFL. got the wrong floor.
Elonth
Thought i'd add on to this after the fact. News isn't covering it at all. The shooter also for some reason ended his life shortly after killing her instead of you know.... going to the NFL floor. The police were also more than forthcoming with the fact he left a suicide note blaming the NFL within 20 hours of the shooting.
isetprettygirlsonfire
What is the bee about?
GiveMeAllTheEggsAndBacon
I'm assuming this, https://www.vice.com/en/article/billionaire-dies-after-swallowing-a-bee-during-polo-match/
billymaditsdone
Lmao what fcking dumbass 😂 🤣😂 fckimg idiot dumbass billionaire pfffahahaha
isetprettygirlsonfire
Ah, thank you
WarlockSniper
Good bee. I propose we erect a statue in her honor.
ParaspriteHugger
MaverickTitan
Ironically it’s also Humanities fault Bees could take us down with them.
Honey Bees are not native the Americas. They aren’t an invasive species introduced by European Settlers. North America had plenty of its own pollinator insects beforehand, but their duties have been largely usurped by invasive Honey Bees.
horsetuna
I recognise the buffalo, guy and submarine but what's the bee story?
Djchoragos
iirc a wealthy guy swallowed a bee while playing polo and died of an allergic reaction
karashu2000
He steals some guys wife.
TeddyMoment
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mayn4rd
also what's the story with the orca?
nobletrex
They’ve been attacking yachts owned by rich people.
Ketelbinkie
I think people have the wrong idea of what a yacht is in this case. Like this one https://www.the-triton.com/2024/07/yacht-sinks-after-orca-attack-in-strait-of-gibraltar/
Although you're not poor when you own a sailing boat of that size you're not exactly a millionaire either. It's mostly hobbyists.
Rich peoples yachts do not sink due orca attacks
mayn4rd
thanks!
CrabbyBlueberry
What's the story with Luigi Mangione? He was out drinking with me on the night in question.
sparmek
Can confirm, I don't know CrabbyBlueberry but I saw them and Luigi out drinking on the night in question. Yes, I'm willing to testify.
CommodoreSkippy
Oh yeah, I temember that night! Man, he absolutely crushed Bohemian Rhapsody at karaoke.
Greypuppy
I can't believe how much he tipped the staff, so generous, but he was there all night and into the morning
captainfakeypants
Yeah, it was at least 6.44am before we all decided it was time to call it a night. I distinctly remember asking Luigi what time it was and it was exactly 6.44am on December 4th when all of us vividly and clearly remember that great night out.
DrPepper523
Some CEO got stung by a bee and had an allergic reaction and died.
DorgEndo
Better love story than twilight
kimwimgoddess
No, he swallowed the bee! lol.
DrPepper523
Right! I almost typed that but I was like nah that sounds crazy. But yep swallowed and stung on the way down
horsetuna
I remember a Canadian politician who a few years ago swallowed a bee on live television by mistake. My only thought was, he should have worn a mask
Vorphalack
https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/prince-williams-friend-dies-after-swallowing-a-bee-at-polo-match/
horsetuna
Oh YIKES.
hannahbutnotreally
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SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
What's up with the buffalo? I missed that one
keyblader1985
The hunter became the hunted
MapleSyrupMafia
Rich douche canoe went on a hunting safari trip, was stalking a water buffalo who then went "REVERSE UNO, BITCH!", charged him and gored him to death. Some articles had the nerves to say unprovoked attack...
captainfakeypants
I love it when matadors get gored by a bull. Finally some sweet fucking justice.
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
Fuuuuckin SWEET. love that for them ☺️ To call it an unprovoked attack, though, is one of the most unhinged bullshit things i've ever heard lately... But we're getting a lot of that these days.
DorgEndo
Herd animal whose whole evolution lifestyle is to run away and only fight as an absolute last resorts attacks unprovoked. Yeah those newspapers are oligarchy ball sucking hacks
horsetuna
The cheetah runs for it's dinner. The gazelle runs for it's life