Apr 1, 2022 10:08 PM
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beez428
That's some Flintstones shit
FuryM0nk
She shuts the door on herself haha love it
jmotolaw
Cubbord elves are costly.
lameoldperson
I'll take a cackling cabinet concierge please
GrimNyrah
Downlights in the soft-close pot drawer. I love it. I will never be able to afford that kind of luxury
NotAHugeSpider
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
“‘Cats can't dance ballet’ she said. I'll show them. O hai, I was just... closing this drawer that... was open. See? Closed.”
MrGinn
Thanks grandma, you’re the best.
DontusetheMword
Abuela earning her keep
chabria
I see nothing wrong. MIL is happy to have raised her standard of living.
kalkail
Abuelita earned her keep long before you were a half a quickening though. Jokes aside, good Abuelas are worth their weight in saffron.
smegheadenergy
Thank you Gravity Falls for helping me to understand that!
OliviaDaOlive
Aw that got me, very well done bwahaha
lcranston1930
Which one is which?
DatDragonAss
These push to open doors for kitchen are a horrible idea once you start cooking you keep running into drawers you opened with your butt
byohzzrd
Scuff marks on my $85,000 custom cabinets? We're going out to eat. Keep your Gucci shoes off my cabinets.
DontReadMyComments
AmArschdieRaeuber
That's not poor, they can afford a grandma!
Couchwarrior1337
The second is the rich, she's paid well for this job.
sometimesiupvoteatrandom
Boring vs Fun
scottaydog
I prefer the cackling cabinet troll
Ishouldsleep
The "poor" one is still from a nice modern kitchen tho. You should see my cabinets, they are like 40 years old.
RigoryMorty
Mine are the originals, so as old the building... Built in 1961... 1 single cabinet door still closes.
FourWindBadger
Last one is the rich right ??
lestasi
Those are not good pans in the first half.
N8dork2020
The ones on the right work for me! A whole set from Costco for 200 bucks. Definitely not Le Creuset but get the job done.
MacallanNeat
Maybe not, but they’re shiny. Rich fucks who hardly ever do their own cooking don’t know the difference.
SmokyDoggg
Plot twist the second one is actually the rich one because they can afford to pay the old lady to stay inside the cabinet
BigTex1
Pay? I just grab one at Home Depot and throw it in there.
Cargobiker530
You keep pots in grandma's bedroom? Put them in the oven like everybody else.
laton
I call BS - rich ppl don’t cook their own meals
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Infinias
Explains the absolut clean-y-ness of that pans and drawer
WithCheese
rather never cook at all, or are absolutely phenomenal chefs with professional training and use the best of the best ingredients n equipment
icookfoodandfightfire
no but they hire people like me to cook in their outrageously extravagant kitchens so they dont have to. \\
BioClone
that is the kind of stuff I always found annoying... like somebody buys a dream kitchen.... but then never uses personally... o.O
USSBigBooty
Cultural riches are often born through multi-generational families.
Oh, living in the same house I mean lmao, all families are multi-generational.
eiger3970
Soft close hinges cost $2, soft close rails $10...poor in DIY effort perhaps?
turdfergusonisafunnyname
Show me a set of rails for $10
Ikea has these push-to-open/soft close combos for 15 a set.
https://www.bunnings.com.au/goliath-soft-close-drawer-slide-pair-300mm_p4020974
https://www.ebay.com/itm/254802734544?hash=item3b536d2dd0:g:~UUAAOSwg1lfz00J
Bandlith
Stupid lilliputian labor costs....
3rdattemptaaaaaanditsgone
“Hey grandma, I need your help to win some internet points”
OCTAVlAN
Thankfully she probably forgets what happens every 30 seconds.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Still, pretty good sport. Looks like she's enjoying the joke too. Heartwarming actually.
gassyclover
Exactly. Wish I still had my grandma.
Polysgone
"I'm gonna be an ass to win some fake internet points"
PennyLava
rich guys have laughing dwarfenesses in the cupboard?
the8thjuice
Needs more beard
ridureyu
I know I do.
shonenjump1
No, the rich don't have to see their dwarfenesses and they stay silent
dreadmorayeel
Dwarfenesses!
CaptainThePirate
You don’t even have to be rich, you can just take them home from the park. They’re free.
ivanman3
Exactly how you get rich, by not spending money
except in the uk. there they all belong to the queen.
JacksNaggingProcrastination
I have 473!
TarynnosaurusRex
That's a lot of cupboards.
Rezmic
They'll also hide in your fridge if you give them little jackets.
PrPlump
To be fair you can get that state of the art technology at Ikea.
MeMyselfandyourCat
Is IKEA considered cheap? It's one of the most expensive options here as far as i can tell..
yetanotherdoug
Ikea sells Grandmas now? Brb.
FelixTheAnimator
Dude I *just* got my first ikea piece--its a 57" Hemnes desk & I'm super proud of it! The old desk was dumpster dived.
orlandonyc
Alfonze423
Poor people don't shop at Ikea.
JoebraCommander
The rub is that you probably need to own a home to install these into.
TheS4ndm4n
How much can a home cost. Like $70k?
StrangerRangerDanger
you can afford Ikea?
cookeewookee
TailinSero
I don't think they understand what poor means. ?♂️
vicvalour
Exactly, if its not at Walmart, it's too 'LA DI DA' for me
ThomasThundersword
you can afford walmart?
weirdcalculator
Sure, but to be even more fair, IKEA doesn't necessarily mean inexpensive, just usually the best you can get for the price.
Yes I agree 100%, when it comes to furniture, the only cheap option is second-hand. Even Ikea is fairly pricey. But the gadget isn't.
Joylove
The IKEA upgraded drawers are BLUM MetalBox and the auto/opening is also by BLUM.
Ja5per
That just blummed me right out. I can't blum you tho.
pootpootriot
Blum is pretty great.
isthisusernamealreadychosen
I understand some of those words
It’s a very high end brand of kitchen hardware sold in Europe; and partially in the US.
dschuma
I watched some films by BLUM's house division BLUMHOUSE, and they were unexpectedly less informative regarding their furniture than expected
TheGrantAlexander
Have you priced a kitchen from Ikea?
Nope, it's way too expensive. But what I meant is, I don't think you have to be upper class to get that little gadget equipped.
Jokesterwild
Have you priced a kitchen from a custom cabinet company?
No to both, hence 'poor'
disposabledom
wartoaster
No because I'm a dumb fuck idiot who was stupid enough to be born after 1985 so I'll never own a house I guess
AwkwardBouncer
You guys have kitchens?
BishlamekGurpgork
I have done neither. I wonder why that is.
Yes, either way it's a rich man's game
pawdraig
Current small job is $76k for one wall of upper, lower cabinets, and island. No countertops, appliances etc. Not too crazy
Big job is $430k for a big ass kitchen all included. That's with a 25% discount.
do you have your numbers right? Or just rich? $430k should be a big ass new house
Need to add the disclaimer that I work in very high end renovations in NYC. I can't afford this shit
iatezola
i live on cape cod and my upper, lower, countertop, floor tile and appliances didn't come anywhere near $76k
I work in very high end residential in NYC. Was replying to the comment about high end cabinetry pricing
Froggirl26
And here I am trying to find a whole house for around $76k lol fixer upper or I'll never be able to be a home owner
Well I work in very high end renovations in NYC so what I work with isn't the real world.
DiamondDogLedTasso
Have you tried a tiny house? Or an Airstream?
beez428
That's some Flintstones shit
FuryM0nk
She shuts the door on herself haha love it
jmotolaw
Cubbord elves are costly.
lameoldperson
I'll take a cackling cabinet concierge please
GrimNyrah
Downlights in the soft-close pot drawer. I love it. I will never be able to afford that kind of luxury
NotAHugeSpider
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
“‘Cats can't dance ballet’ she said. I'll show them. O hai, I was just... closing this drawer that... was open. See? Closed.”
MrGinn
Thanks grandma, you’re the best.
DontusetheMword
Abuela earning her keep
chabria
I see nothing wrong. MIL is happy to have raised her standard of living.
kalkail
Abuelita earned her keep long before you were a half a quickening though. Jokes aside, good Abuelas are worth their weight in saffron.
smegheadenergy
Thank you Gravity Falls for helping me to understand that!
OliviaDaOlive
Aw that got me, very well done bwahaha
lcranston1930
Which one is which?
DatDragonAss
These push to open doors for kitchen are a horrible idea once you start cooking you keep running into drawers you opened with your butt
byohzzrd
Scuff marks on my $85,000 custom cabinets? We're going out to eat. Keep your Gucci shoes off my cabinets.
DontReadMyComments
AmArschdieRaeuber
That's not poor, they can afford a grandma!
Couchwarrior1337
The second is the rich, she's paid well for this job.
sometimesiupvoteatrandom
Boring vs Fun
scottaydog
I prefer the cackling cabinet troll
Ishouldsleep
The "poor" one is still from a nice modern kitchen tho. You should see my cabinets, they are like 40 years old.
RigoryMorty
Mine are the originals, so as old the building... Built in 1961... 1 single cabinet door still closes.
FourWindBadger
Last one is the rich right ??
lestasi
Those are not good pans in the first half.
N8dork2020
The ones on the right work for me! A whole set from Costco for 200 bucks. Definitely not Le Creuset but get the job done.
MacallanNeat
Maybe not, but they’re shiny. Rich fucks who hardly ever do their own cooking don’t know the difference.
SmokyDoggg
Plot twist the second one is actually the rich one because they can afford to pay the old lady to stay inside the cabinet
BigTex1
Pay? I just grab one at Home Depot and throw it in there.
Cargobiker530
You keep pots in grandma's bedroom? Put them in the oven like everybody else.
laton
I call BS - rich ppl don’t cook their own meals
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Infinias
Explains the absolut clean-y-ness of that pans and drawer
WithCheese
rather never cook at all, or are absolutely phenomenal chefs with professional training and use the best of the best ingredients n equipment
icookfoodandfightfire
no but they hire people like me to cook in their outrageously extravagant kitchens so they dont have to. \\
BioClone
that is the kind of stuff I always found annoying... like somebody buys a dream kitchen.... but then never uses personally... o.O
USSBigBooty
Cultural riches are often born through multi-generational families.
USSBigBooty
Oh, living in the same house I mean lmao, all families are multi-generational.
eiger3970
Soft close hinges cost $2, soft close rails $10...poor in DIY effort perhaps?
turdfergusonisafunnyname
Show me a set of rails for $10
RigoryMorty
Ikea has these push-to-open/soft close combos for 15 a set.
eiger3970
https://www.bunnings.com.au/goliath-soft-close-drawer-slide-pair-300mm_p4020974
eiger3970
https://www.ebay.com/itm/254802734544?hash=item3b536d2dd0:g:~UUAAOSwg1lfz00J
Bandlith
Stupid lilliputian labor costs....
3rdattemptaaaaaanditsgone
“Hey grandma, I need your help to win some internet points”
OCTAVlAN
Thankfully she probably forgets what happens every 30 seconds.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Still, pretty good sport. Looks like she's enjoying the joke too. Heartwarming actually.
gassyclover
Exactly. Wish I still had my grandma.
Polysgone
"I'm gonna be an ass to win some fake internet points"
PennyLava
rich guys have laughing dwarfenesses in the cupboard?
the8thjuice
Needs more beard
ridureyu
I know I do.
shonenjump1
No, the rich don't have to see their dwarfenesses and they stay silent
dreadmorayeel
Dwarfenesses!
PennyLava
CaptainThePirate
You don’t even have to be rich, you can just take them home from the park. They’re free.
ivanman3
Exactly how you get rich, by not spending money
PennyLava
except in the uk. there they all belong to the queen.
JacksNaggingProcrastination
I have 473!
TarynnosaurusRex
That's a lot of cupboards.
Rezmic
They'll also hide in your fridge if you give them little jackets.
PrPlump
To be fair you can get that state of the art technology at Ikea.
MeMyselfandyourCat
Is IKEA considered cheap? It's one of the most expensive options here as far as i can tell..
yetanotherdoug
Ikea sells Grandmas now? Brb.
FelixTheAnimator
Dude I *just* got my first ikea piece--its a 57" Hemnes desk & I'm super proud of it! The old desk was dumpster dived.
orlandonyc
Alfonze423
Poor people don't shop at Ikea.
JoebraCommander
The rub is that you probably need to own a home to install these into.
TheS4ndm4n
How much can a home cost. Like $70k?
StrangerRangerDanger
you can afford Ikea?
cookeewookee
TailinSero
I don't think they understand what poor means. ?♂️
vicvalour
Exactly, if its not at Walmart, it's too 'LA DI DA' for me
ThomasThundersword
you can afford walmart?
weirdcalculator
Sure, but to be even more fair, IKEA doesn't necessarily mean inexpensive, just usually the best you can get for the price.
PrPlump
Yes I agree 100%, when it comes to furniture, the only cheap option is second-hand. Even Ikea is fairly pricey. But the gadget isn't.
Joylove
The IKEA upgraded drawers are BLUM MetalBox and the auto/opening is also by BLUM.
Ja5per
That just blummed me right out. I can't blum you tho.
pootpootriot
Blum is pretty great.
isthisusernamealreadychosen
I understand some of those words
Joylove
It’s a very high end brand of kitchen hardware sold in Europe; and partially in the US.
dschuma
I watched some films by BLUM's house division BLUMHOUSE, and they were unexpectedly less informative regarding their furniture than expected
TheGrantAlexander
Have you priced a kitchen from Ikea?
PrPlump
Nope, it's way too expensive. But what I meant is, I don't think you have to be upper class to get that little gadget equipped.
Jokesterwild
Have you priced a kitchen from a custom cabinet company?
vicvalour
No to both, hence 'poor'
disposabledom
wartoaster
No because I'm a dumb fuck idiot who was stupid enough to be born after 1985 so I'll never own a house I guess
AwkwardBouncer
You guys have kitchens?
BishlamekGurpgork
I have done neither. I wonder why that is.
TheGrantAlexander
Yes, either way it's a rich man's game
pawdraig
Current small job is $76k for one wall of upper, lower cabinets, and island. No countertops, appliances etc. Not too crazy
pawdraig
Big job is $430k for a big ass kitchen all included. That's with a 25% discount.
vicvalour
do you have your numbers right? Or just rich? $430k should be a big ass new house
pawdraig
Need to add the disclaimer that I work in very high end renovations in NYC. I can't afford this shit
iatezola
i live on cape cod and my upper, lower, countertop, floor tile and appliances didn't come anywhere near $76k
pawdraig
I work in very high end residential in NYC. Was replying to the comment about high end cabinetry pricing
Froggirl26
And here I am trying to find a whole house for around $76k lol fixer upper or I'll never be able to be a home owner
pawdraig
Well I work in very high end renovations in NYC so what I work with isn't the real world.
DiamondDogLedTasso
Have you tried a tiny house? Or an Airstream?