thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
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Dec 14, 2020 9:22 AM
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
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#listentokyuss
Chimponzoo
Santa thought "what do I do when naughty boys are 'nice'"?
BryanTenn
Jeezers.. just had a flashback to elementary school. But the exact opposite situation. I hope that teacher is dead now.
RoutemasterFlash
"Quick everyone, look damned!"
Xen300
Funny cartoons have about as many credits as movies these days.
buddhanature
The sequel to Queen's Gambit looks weird. Keep it up!
HeyYouGetOffMyCloud
Clumpy
Sidewaysgts
Looks like white already won
Mastahkeef
Why are there no black peices?
chloramphenicolderivative
why is there only white pieces and why is the board 4x5
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
Stfu that's why, there is a king in presence
Yinyang107
Well because they aren't playing Chess.
stickyears
This is all very Wizard of Id, ain’t it?
prabalthedragon
Yup. It was a nice cartoon. Miss those days
DarkwingDuc
The Queen's Gambit set in another time.
ContinSmasher
Netflix
NebulaSwitch
Or just a metaphor for the story arc in Ep. 1
Lowland
Why is santa wearing a crown
geoff741
He just had an early birthday party at burger king and now he's flexing his headpiece everywhere
WarlockWithNoPatron
It makes him feel special.
GeneralAnubis
? Santa Claus is weariiiiing a crown ?
MarcUK
He got it out of a Christmas cracker.
somedudeyoumightknow
Krampus looking kinda thicc
mung2611
That’s what happens when you are on the naughty list
Kestrel21
He just came back from Burger King
aljov
because he is a dick who exploits kids from China to produce your xmas presents.
roar2O
shows what YOU know, the elves make the toys
Mostlydeadpool
so he used aboriginal north pole natives.
GargonusRektar
Why is the board 5x4 ?
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
I understand the confusion, but santa has PRESENTS not PEASANTS. Youre forgiven. One million years, dungeon. No trial.
ticktockbent
He's the King of the North
LordVulpix
The real question is, where are the black peices?
NinjaCongo
Locked up or shot during a warrantless raid to the wrong address.
verganas
It's African American pieces thank you
Okebel
Why is the board 5x4
WhyDidISignUpForThis
That is why they look so confused in the last panel.
voidukkha
yes
trigonman3
It's the King of Town
FireSolvesProblems
wozat
Where did the chess set go in panel 2?
Slash0mega
it was hidden
vonnegutesque
Prison pocket
HappyEngineer
You mean the 5x4 board with no black pieces?
drwarp
https://pics.me.me/if-youre-gandalf-why-are-you-white-oh-my-god-2037440.png
caracMovieBandit
Obviously, behind the door
geoffreyfourmyle
Same place as the table.
Winebear
Torturing people to play on a board like that is inhuman. Also : black pieces matter !
Isaiah12vs2
Out of frame
Deadi9
It wasn't drawn.
CrispyLlama
Curii
Wait... there's a well in there too?
Briqs
You think he's faking those screams?
ElPerroDeLosCinco
Am I understanding you well? You mean...
SenselessSentiments
wadatahmydamie
Yup. Warden’s Gambit.
konawalakemonster
Kyuss ?
Goryofa
"Don't fuck up..." "Don't fuck yourself!"
heirtoflesh
Yer living in thought sooooooo
amop
Qotsa>eagles of death metal>kyuss>the other 40 bands homme’s been in
CJtheRocker
One inch Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
VanWittman
They say we are miserable people doing miserable things to one another on behest of higher powers creating misery. Can't we just get along?
rebeldoggo
Ofcourse not
68people
Higher powers just give people excuses to enact the violence they crave.
Corbal2
Sure. Let's just put some minor limitations on the higher powers. Unfortunately they are bought and paid for by the highest powers. (Corpora
Sageypie
My boss said no.
ObsLamprey
There is a great story in The Way of Kings about people murdering other people in name of their emperor, then finding out the emperor (1/2)
ObsLamprey
died years ago and they have to come to terms that they have been murdering people for no reason. (2/2)
Scar1203
I thought that came up in WoR? I need to reread the Stormlight Archive... obviously.
Scar1203
Who says that? We're mostly trying to get by, and the "higher powers" aren't trying to create misery, they just don't give a fuck about us.
sunyudai
I mean, look at the for-profit medicine industry and their realization that forever treating symptoms is more profitable than solving them.
kleinheiko
Well, they do take all our money.
Scar1203
Yeah, they care about our money, just not us.