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deaddogsmuggler
true to the tag
RealRedbeard
Clever girl! ;)
ironymus
101 of good product design, if you can't hide it, make it a feature
Cranbananarama
So, if you loosen her ring, does she take a bow?
CrimsonRhallic
No, but her hands are near her hips and her knees are pulled in tight. She would do the Timewarp.
509tigerfish
thegarts
Anything Dolly is more than “mildly interesting”. Just saying.
loggdawg
Amen. Is her album, Trio, with Linda Ronstadt and Emmylou Harris just "mildly interesting"? No, it is transcendent.
thatwoodguy
I had to design a bed frame for a couple that liked amorous adventures of the kinkier kind. The bed has about 40 places to tie rope to, but none of them can be seen you have to reach around parts of the frame to find them
SecurityBadger
A 2nd screw should be used to keep her from flopping over.
stoots24
Right? Because everybody knows that Dolly is Top Heavy....
SecurityBadger
Excellent!!!
XrayAgent
It looks like they could stage the standee with her feet up.
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
Sometimes the best way to hide something is to leave it in plain sight
erickey942000
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MnIwNTk1d2c4OW05eDJ2ZDFwMnpxb2tjaHk4aXNoMXp5eWVqd2hzeSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/cqrkbYO7Kl5Q6ghyJS/200w.webp
Rosenaa
Cool...
mdemetri2
Clever
elbootio
Always upvote Dolly
redline6
RIP Dolly. Sad.
TI99Kitty
Stop spreading ̶m̶i̶s̶i̶n̶f̶o̶r̶m̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n lies.
zeekcheek
She's not dead, bozo
redline6
Your mom!
Markuspsyches
When did she pass?, last I heard she was well.
CouldntCakeLess
Clever design!
Badprenup
Only improvement I can think of is using it as a rotation point and rigging up a motor to a motion sensor to make her lean left and right when someone walks by
MajorasTerribleFate
Someone was going to change it, but she made them keep it this way.
You could say she's... married to it.
Krackajak78
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MjhsMGt0NjBiNzdtc3BtZGw0M3dkM3Bud3M1dGxyMzZnZ25tcHB0aCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WNJdVoZw7gcXt5c7d4/200w.webp
fingobaggins
Was expecting this. Top job.
Targe0
The rare Graphic design and Mechanical engineering is my passion example.
Acquiredtaste
Ah, who would not want to be the proud owner of a two-part Dolly-Parton-cutout stand!
BananaForScaIe
Probably Michael Jackson.
thundermoe79
Because he’s dead?
BananaForScaIe
Well, and the implication.
MCpeepantz
Is that life size? Maybe its just the perspective of the shot, but she looks super tiny.
TheDildoOfConsequences
Part of the reason East and West Virginia look so large.
PassionAggressive
Fun fact, she is super tiny. Her giant breasts barely cross the line into freakishly huge when you take into account the total volume.
BishlamekGurpgork
She is pretty small, but the downward angles make it seem smaller, and being so close eliminates some sense of scale and reference.
LeifHietala
She IS super tiny. Dolly is quite petite.
Equitaur
Yes, she really is just a quarter inch thick.
Hakutenko
It's life size, but Dolly is pretty short. My girlfriend is nearly the same size as this cut out
MCpeepantz
I think without Dolly's hair, they would be the same height. Either way she looks happy, so you're doing something right!
ChorizoPig
She's a wee lass. Pure concentrated awesome.
InoffensivePablum
She’s barely 5’ tall.
MCpeepantz
Idk why, but I just assumed she was like 5'6" or 7. Maybe it's just everyone I've seen her with is short. Maybe it's Maybelline! /s
DinkyDoinky
Mayhaps
Treforce
Its the hairstyle, its always so tall on her.
akafluffy
That and heels
greensam125
At Dollywood they said she was 4'11" without heels or her wig.
The2Twenty
I mean with those two things she is nearly 7ft.
CheeseB0t
She very obviously has two feet.
Chagrinnish
From head to toe or front to back?
ironymus
Yes