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CeramicMug
#teamhuman
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
#teamhuman
obsydyinn
Plus gay men are usually pretty good at giving you fashion advice. Source: gay friend makes me look pretty in Goodwill clothes.
CarlTanzler
#teamhuman
CrestKnight
#teamhuman
eileash
#teamzombie
Actor117
Compliments from #teamzombie is the best though!
skelegro
I'm a lady. Compliments from gay men win across the board.
PolkaNeverDies
A gay male friend of mine told me my vagina looked tidy. Apparently this was intended as a compliment, and I'm still pleased by it.
walteCheeseLifter
Even a pretty woman might just want my house and child support. A man might actually like me.
stonesliver
#teamhuman
Maddkipz
They're nice when they don't push it to "fuck off" limits.
CeramicMug
#teamhuman
Udesi
As an average looking heterosexual any compliments would be nice
PrincessTitsMcGee
Actually I'm just happy to be complimented in general. #teamhuman
30kLegion
Most gay guys seem to love me, so I get compliments from them way more often than girls. They're definitely more 'direct' about it though.
Nightshiftart
#teamhuman
dt24tared
#teamhuman
TheMightyTomRiddle
#teamHuman
Klisteration
But compliments from zombies are the best. #infection
LaurieMacomber
I feel the same way when lesbians hit on me :)
graehall
Weeks ago, the Gay Panic defence for murder making it manslaughter was finally removed from the books in QLD here in Aus. You're ace, @OP :)
PrincessTitsMcGee
Actually I'm just happy to be complimented in general. #teamhuman
unofficialrobot
Cool, I'm a zombie
Kezo2K11
Accurate as fuck, as they want to bang ya so they won't tell you what you want to hear, women aren't as straight forward! #TeamHuman
Kierbear2g
Fun fact: Not all compliments come from people trying to fuck you.
Kezo2K11
Fun fact: Not every description is literal, but can be taken as symbolic...
ReleaseTheKracken
Right? Fat chick hits on me, cool thanks. Gay dude hits on me, shit? Forreal? Im handsome?
mindfuldarkness
Right?
Lucidalabbra
Classy!
ChilidishSadbino
I got hit on by a gay dude a few days ago and I was honestly flattered! I loved it even though I'm not gay. #teamzombie
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
CrookedMouth
The only people that hit on me are gay. Then again all i do is go to gay bars
ClaudeWicked
Oh you!
Dani3113
Same here. When another girl hit on me it was the most genuine compliment. Very original and specific compliment instead of 'you're hot'
BlacksMcNutt
Can you let us know how specific? Talk slow, embelish at will. Maybe get a friend and act it out? Ill bring some wine.
harambesghost18
I believe this. Some chicks can be very mean. Dated one who ripped other girls to shreds... Needless to say she holds the ex title
hatemythesis
I don't get those cuz I'm ugly. #TeamUgly
Corvicat
Go #TeamUgly
BigSnicker
You're not to us! #teamzombie #brainsarebeautiful
sakkehattu
You're on #TeamHuman so you got that going for you!
Isenddickpicks
#teamfat
GodSiege
Oh now I'm hungry #teamzombie
YouJustActivatedMyTrapCard
Whooooo
Brocid3n
#teamuglyfatandallaroundundesirable
bootydestroyer
Wow this hit home for me :(
76Tromboners
I like it because I know gay men have high standards. Good for my self-esteem. Hope I'm not stereotyping with that statement.
osilvers
As a gay guy living in conservative Orange County, my standards are lowering every day
Ebonkrowne
As a gay guy, bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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wormgirl
I see what ya did there XD
GnomeMode
I don't think either are set one way. It just depends on the person.
Jantwan
Time for your evil monologue Dr. Evil
Kiore
As a bi guy, I'm laughing right alongside you mate.
baubaugo
Oh come on, let him have his ego boost
Ebonkrowne
One of the best parts of being gay is knowing that every date will end with sex, if you are remotely interested, no matter how badly it goes
Jantwan
Time for your evil monologue Dr. Evil
iDrinkDrano
Kinda the opposite for me, mostly cause as a guy I know too many guys who will flirt on anything with a pulse.
BigSnicker
Especially us. #teamgayzombie
homoerection
Maybe you should lay off the drano. Could change your perspective. ;)
iDrinkDrano
AHA, THERE IT IS. AHAHAHAHA. Also no.
ReleaseTheKracken
Thats straight guys, gay guys usually have some reserve
ReleaseTheKracken
Maybe its just the college town im in. Theres a couple of super queens but then theres just a massive amount of gay people, but theyre 1/2
ReleaseTheKracken
not all.. I dunno... Uber flirty and whorey?
iDrinkDrano
What town?
IshitOnWindshields
Fuck you talkin bout. Gay guys have the least chill
Kiore
Bwahahahahahahaha mate no.
Ebonkrowne
As a gay guy, ahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
Quesadildos
Oh honey no.
Quesadildos
More tact maybe, but definitely less reserve.
chiefrunswithscissors
Gay guys are worse from what I've seen
homoerection
Worse? Or better.... yeah, probably worse
iDrinkDrano
Both.