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Mar 15, 2026 8:07 PM
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711isAnInsideJob
Crazy how nature dew that
animatronicChristmasChickens
#14 what does this match, the feet?
Rathan5
The really difficult part is breeding up a new species of Tanager whenever they want to release a new Mountain Dew flavor
Morg729
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eDk2NmJxaDNzcjRiZ3pzZHl2NGFjOTdqd3Q0cmYxcmlrYnFsNTgxcCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/RiWcEgPzygCrFC5gMF/200w.webp
woozle
RummageSaleBubbler
Wow, how many birds does it take to make a Mtn Dew? /s
Ekaris9
Is Mountan Dew Throwback just a green deinonychus?
drizztx
I thought, "dang, that's a lot of Mt. Dew flavors" and then I saw the "22 more images" button. Also, apparently Mt. Dew is mostly Tanagers.
Neednoggle
Mountain Dew is definitely run by a cartel of tanagers.
Morg729
#14 no
ElbowDeepInLeBronsPuzzy
eastherbunni
I assume it's the feet
Quessir
I've never had a Mountain Dew, and looking at those colours, I'm perfectly okay with it.
AgamemnonsMemes
Yo... i've never seen like half these flavours of bird
GasBandit
On the left - Teenagers. On the right - Tanagers
Pizzeption
Thanks, I only mostly hate it.
VigilPrime
I am now on a mission to marinate each of these birds in the corresponding flavor
ElbowDeepInLeBronsPuzzy
Like live birds or to cook?
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Like a white trash version of an ortolan?
PolyTheWicked
I only found out about that dish after it appeared in Hannibal.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
I learned about it from American Dad!
PolyTheWicked
Right on!
Arkvoodle
Mother, I crave the B A J A B I R D S
blfpd
Boycott Mountain Dew, save tanagers
sixonefive
This is an absolute masterpiece. Thank you.
ElbowDeepInLeBronsPuzzy
You're welcome 🤗
TheFastpaws
I always forget how many mountain dew flavors there are
helyx
We just started producing a new flavor of Mt Dew at work.
Dirty Mountain Dew Creme Soda
zeacorzeppelin10
I had a good few of these dews, I didn't know they taste like birds
ImChuckBass
No Game Fuel?
Noevilgifs
Im still mad about major melon being discontinued
But they replaced it with baja blast so it was a even trade
Willste
No Distortion? You monster
PoobTime
I always upDew birbs
snusthewarrior
where is major melon D:
skizzit
Bring back Gingerbread Snap'd. That shit was great.
PiRhoMancer
Obligatory OSW reference:
Steve!
Kiares
There are WAY more Mountain Dew flavors than I thought.
PineappleLoopsBroether
So many different flavors to stunt the growth of your balls or whatever that rumor was
diemajorthrilldie
I will talk a lot of shit about the quality of American food and drink but I definitely grudgingly admire the unhinged dedication of the chemists and sommelliers working for your drinks corporations towards their goal of taunting god and nature into obliterating humanity for our hubris.
Atomic2
Most of those were limited time deals.
Snooj
There are way more flavors of *everything* than you thought. You think Doritos only come in 4-5 flavors? You think there are normal Kit Kats and then a small handful of specialty ones? You think Ramen has like 6 flavors? Off by miles on all counts.
SacrificialClam
Where the hell can I find the honeydew flavor??
TacticalSpoon
Looks like it was a Mavericks / Kum and Go exclusive that was only around for about 6 months.
SacrificialClam
Awwww shame
snova595
But no halo 3 game fuel, tsk tsk.
muayrhai
Are they makin’ dews from tanagers?!
tavinjer
Or tanagers from dews??
TheVillageGrouch9000
Had no idea as well. Limited editions? I no longer drink any soda.
backrideup9
And not one of them is Code Red Zero. They'll make every damn thing under the sun except a no sugar Code Red.
LZorro
There are way more tanagers than I thought.
Dimension09
Based off the Imgur gif selector, we should use tanger as a shortened term for tangerine. "Yeah, I'm gonna eat thing tanger for lunch"
teardropivyyearofthetiger
No kidding
morningxafter
These aren’t even all of them. OP forgot Major Melon.
jesuisgur
Major Melon is currently in Iran fighting a war...
ElbowDeepInLeBronsPuzzy
I didn't forget any I just didn't find any more
morningxafter
Fair enough.
morningxafter
#6 God damn I miss Livewire. Why is it not sold anywhere in Southern California??
ElbowDeepInLeBronsPuzzy
Because Canadians already have poutine