She’s married to a fucking river

Mar 26, 2026 9:12 PM

5ywjdPumpkinPrincess

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Shadowzatdawnornotiguess

Soo if I pee up stream is it like a golden shower scenario? Just want to know the safe zones here...

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mrbadxampl

dam, she really loves that river

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Metallica93

How do they show affection, mouth to mouth?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor

Romance based on water sports

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GenXHippie

Seems like at some point medical care should get involved.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DethShartBSideU

So wet.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shaows

At least the river can provide food, water, and shelter, unlike that virtual waifu that one guy in Japan had to put down because the software was no longer supported.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner

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5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ElbowDeepInUserSub

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

OmnipotentBeing

At least she didn't marry herself...

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Pilgrymm

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