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Jun 21, 2017 5:04 AM

PsychicOctopus

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I know y'all aren't one for sob stories, especially ones that don't involve cancer or dieing pets, but I'm going to post this here to remind myself later that people stink and they hurt.

I broke up with my ex partner almost a year ago which really was a kick to the nads, but it was definitely coming. Since then, I have spent the last several months (while not studying for law school) meeting people, going on dates, hooking up, and generally going through a bit of a hoe phase. Some good experiences and definitely some bad. All in all I have come out alright in this period (just got tested and still negative for everything) but certain nights really grab ya by the low hangers and twist.

Met this one guy through an app prob a month ago, had texted about a week or two, and decided to meet up. Didn't go all the way but had fun, and afterwards really hit it off I felt. We spent alot of time together just hanging out, cuddling, fooling around abit, and talking. We decided tonight would be the night we took it farther. Instead it turned into a conversation at his place about how he doesnt want to use protection (which he didnt want to force me to do). We spend a good while talking things through and together decided to still see where things went because we still were interested in eachother.

I left and went home only to receive a text an hour later saying he felt we shouldnt continue seeing eachother. No explanation, blocked on everything, and here I am just feeling like an idiot. We shared alot about eachother, and I felt like that was ok because he seemed like someone who would respect what I put forward. I was excited that this didn't feel like every other inevitable ghosting that the internet seems to perpetuate.

Alas I was wrong, and once again I feel shitty and stupid. So this is here to remind myself that people hurt, and being vulnerable has just busted my balls. I know this is long, but I don't give a shit. Read it or don't, but if you had some kind words, my poor lil heart would sure appreciate it.

Sounds like he has a disease or STI....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"To love at all is to be vulnerable." -C.S. Lewis

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hey @OP don't let this dude get you down. Don't look at it as being ghosted, look at it as wow that guy sucks, thank god I skipped THAT bs!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You dodged a bullet. Good guys have no prob using protection. Your safety is number one, never betray yourself.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It's ok-You took a chance and it didn't work out, but that's what you have to do. Eventually it will.Sauce: Supremes' "You Can't Hurry Love"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Your only value to him was as an unprotected rub. You are more than your genitalia. He is not. Find someone who is not a dick.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'll get back up, just give yourself some time and room to feel down. Btw, there is no ONE Mr right. There are several. This guy wasn't it

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That person was full of shit just telling u what he thought u wanted to hear & did it long enough to make sure u weren't near his home when

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He dumped ya. He was full of shit and possibly had some disease consider yourself lucky. We all met some asshole like that.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If he doesn't want to have sex with protection he doesn't want it enough. I'd go condom, body paint, sunbreo hat, and cowboy boots it needed

9 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 5

I call it making love

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You forgot the chaps!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, shitty to text it, but you guys talked about stuff that was important to you and he saw you couldn't agree. Better to end it 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like an adult rather than ghost, or try to make two incompatible people work and end up more hurt. It's a roller coaster, highs and lows. ❤

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Be happy he didn't string you along or use you for attention

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The guy probably had something so you're lucky that you kept it together. You did nothing wrong except care for yourself. He can burn.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't feel bad @OP. This man is a shithead and good on you for not compromising. Often the crazy takes some time to show, so don't blame (1)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

yourself that you didn't see it right away. (2)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Life is shit but there are good people out there. Funny how so much people live on this planet and they are so hard to find but they exist.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oizEyYyLfo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once built a map I called "Appeal to human goodness". The idea was: 1) killing the family would be unprofitable, 2) Nothing would trap you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3) getting to the vault required you to let the family escape.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had three(!) buttons that had to be pressed in sequence by: you, the family, you. None figured it out before some idiot bought an

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

expensive gun to kill my wife and steal her pocket change. =(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was fun building the electronics though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My only kind words are: it really wasn't your fault. I didn't believe those words either for the longest time but it's true. It has less (1)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2) to do with you with you than him. Some people can't handle any emotional weight. It doesn't mean you're too heavy. but that he's not

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(3) strong enough. You stay you, let him go, and you'll find someone who can handle it all with you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gaaaayyyyyy

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just playin OP. I feel like gay dudes experience a lot of abuse when it comes to partners or whatnot. Idk. Good luck and Hopefully all 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goes well.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you deserve better.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You need to date doctors, they are pretty big advocates of condoms.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vulnerability Ted talk. Google it

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 4

Yes. That one was nice.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or you know.. just share the link https://www.ted.com/talks/brene_brown_on_vulnerability

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always go the step further and share the link!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thank you for that. It was a talk I needed to hear at a hard time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dot

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought about it. Then I thought, " the video will have more impact if they decide to search it for themselves."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

2 weeks ago, my bf said he loved me for the 1st time and then he broke up with me 3 days later. I've been crying since then. I feel u, gurl.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Ouch. As a guy, fuck that guy. I bet you're a great catch :)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I guess I am... thank you :)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shit gurl, and here I am. Im sorry about that. Pm me maybe? We could chat it up and rage together

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

OP - people are horrible - no doubt. But, there are some really good people out there too. Your true love will appear when you least expect

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm about 2 months into a similar phase. Seems like the norm to be treated this way now, unfortunately. :/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He couldn't say face to face that it's over. Try not to feel bad OP, just remember he's a spineless creep who didn't want to use protection

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

I cannot upvote this enough. Dude couldn't break up man to man & he didn't wanna use protection? Something's fucky! You're better off.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

@Op Take care, get tested, this sounds suspicious.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

We never had sex and i just got a clean bill of health yesterday

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yay, glad you are (relatively speaking) ok PsychicOctopus ^_^

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't fuck without protection.

9 years ago | Likes 191 Dislikes 5

I am hooker. I've slept with hundreds of men. I would never, in business or otherwise, have sex without a condom.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I have been offered a lot of money to do so. I have single skank friends who don't use condoms regularly. Smh

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Most uncomfortable advice I've ever given to a kid. If a partner (man or woman) says you don't need protection, you DEFINITELY need it.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

We didn't, and without a condom is never an option for me. I'm not about that life.

9 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

You dodged one. Last bf I had said he 1) couldn't come with a condom although he knew I couldn't use the pill and 2) I wouldn't get his >>

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

>herpes 'cause women are immune. (?) so yeah, your guy seems to be of the same breed. PM if you ever want to talk, I'm availabe any time.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My exact reaction. Luckily he forgot I had a functioning brain and had actually gone to sex ed class. (Pro tip: don't try to fool a drama >>

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You'll be fine. Find someone who isn't a piece of shit.

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

You dodged a bullet @OP. He has the clap, and he wanted to spread the applause like a Kat Williams comedy show. Good luck on your next cock.

9 years ago | Likes 322 Dislikes 2

Hey @OP or anyone, if someone new doesnt want to use protection with you, they don't use protection with anyone, don't fuck them!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You are a god damn wordsmith. +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

I like your username! Siesta is ALWAYS better than no está! :)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck would you *want* to spread an STD!? Seriously I do not fucking get this.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

As strange as it sounds, some peoples fetish is spreading their STDs to others. There are also STD seekers who want to be infected.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It has to be a psych. issue, depression at the very minimum. Low self-worth can make people engage in risky behavior bc "they don't care."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Very warped minds, that turns them on for some reason. Many fetishes don't make sense. I've been working to understand where mine came from.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look back at something you did 10 years ago? Does it matter now? Eventually it'll be worthless to you. Times a weird friend.

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 3

This is exactly why most things don't bother be anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah unless that something made you catch a disease for which there is no cure. Some actions have permanent consequences.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

How did this turn into a debate. Most things in time don't matter. Was pretty much the point I was making. Her situation isn't exactly a ...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wasn't debating. Just saying that some things do change us forever

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A serious life threatening situation. Not like I can sit here writing a book about the ins and outs of what I really meant. I only get 140

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find this oddly comforting

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Hope it helps.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Time is my best friend, you're right.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some mistakes follow you though

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh yes I can confirm on this. But most things aren't worth the effort of your worry and time.

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