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This was one of my favorite Twitter trends. It still makes me laugh. Also, no you cannot have more pixels. Share your favorites.
LamarKpat
Day 99 without sex: very sorry for the tissue shortage, y'all
cdbeard199431415
So that's why everyone was really buying all the toilet paper out of stock
EvilMadMonk
Not everyone has those problems, specially not this guy.
khazorath
Those are rookie numbers
mongoose40
Judging by the almost completely nude twitter pick of the demon lover, I doubt she’s ever gone more than a day or so without it.
bolobass
These are great and I'm so angry they got dumped random instead of chronological
iplaywithatoms
#9 looks good for someone who is somewere above 169 years old.
EvilMadMonk
capngoat
Day 11574: wizard for almost 2 years now. Powers still haven't unlocked. What is this sex people are taking about?
LamarKpat
Day 101 without sex:
thewanderingsoul
colt64
Upvoted just for knowing it's "champing"
cansado
There are dozens of us!
cptmaj
Day 3 without sex : One of my parishioners licked my finger during communion. Oh sweet jesus.
PraiseTheMachineGod
#9 154 years without sex? I suppose it's me in the future if humanity finds the key to immortality.
doublejubean
TracynKyrayc
Hey, I'm at day 6107 without sex, I've celebrated my 23rd birthday a little while ago, and I feel great !
IMemeWhatISaid
Holy shit. Thats only 16.7 years ago..... sorry I guess
ComcastLover
Yea. Having sex when you're 7 is definitely something to be sorry about... For those who want to downvote me for being gross: 23-16 = 7
unrealisticxpectations
Approaching day 3,000....
W1ckedw1lly01
Welcome to the club!
unrealisticxpectations
But it's not a club I want entry to!
W1ckedw1lly01
Well yeh I understand that lol. But here we are lol
ComcastLover
zoomers are fucking retarded
geraltofriva
in70x
Do you guys really need sex that bad? Maybe it’s my antidepressants but I could honestly care less if I don’t have sex these days.
geraltofriva
#19
metalrulercid
I love everything about this thread
hojizzbar
So group poll what's the longest people have gone without sex (since first having sex). Mine was about 2 years I think
Anonamo
About 4 to 5 years roughly by choice at one point.
W1ckedw1lly01
Hey there is no rush! People get too concerned about how long it's 'been'
Randomice
You'd think somebody would get all these people together in the same room. And set up some cameras.
PlaidBastard
Have you heard of a 'convention'?
youtah
EvilMadMonk
Strangedays2026
Not during a pandemic you darn fool. Remember kids safe sex include not exposing yourself and others to non sti's as well.
Randomice
Sugarcrotch
i want a crossover of futurama and scooby doo
GiantSchnitzel
can you explain the Mac N cheese for me? idk what that means. i dont even know what mac n cheese is
FallenSnowFeather
Slishy sloshy cheesy noods
JakSandrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6W1nCokqM4
GiantSchnitzel
ah ok thx
AngerySnek
I... was that a nun
GiantSchnitzel
never knew that macaroni and cheese was a thing
Goodnewwseveryone
Haha definitely not an american...mac n cheese is what I grew up on as a kid. Still love it now too. It’s probably more around in U.S.A.
GiantSchnitzel
Austria
dwideshruud
#15 throwing a blue shell while in first place, it'll shot back at you from the front.
JCBaggins
What if they turn around real quick?
maliciousGman
Don't tempt them with a good time...
NowIHaveToChangeThis
Can't you launch them backwards? It's been a few years since I played but I remember launching most things back at trailing players.
dwideshruud
Green and red yes, blue I dont think so since its a 1st place seeking shell
3lda002
25 people on imgur have small peners
bulletprfzombie
My thoughts exactly ?
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
#9 This person is, at minimum, 154.6 years old. #quickmaths
MatrixCreatrix
I was nauseated by recalling pornographic spit-sharing between actors. Wish I had thought to do the math to change focus.
DiaryOfAFatKid
Glad I wasn't the only nerd that had to look up the math.
doublejubean
BoredScroller
My thought exactly! Immortal spotted!
kmikl
*forever alone you mean.
DoctorRobotMD
Damn. I did the math before checking the comments. I could have saved myself 3 seconds on a calculator.
FuzzyBear
https://www.calculateme.com/time/days/to-years/
Sugarcrotch
what would you have done with those 3 seconds saved?
doublejubean
14Jan1864. She could’ve gotten laid at the Battle of Cosby Creek.
doublejubean
https://www.newportplaintalk.com/news/local_news/article_2f9a3e17-a647-51f4-b21b-3cce4c0556e8.html
3Davideo
... which Cosby?
doublejubean
Not the sex offender. The one in Tennessee.
lalwaysupvotecatsandTHT
Year 30 without sex: magic powers! Finally!
Phant0m5
I'm getting there. Turned 28 this year.
relsky
What? You guys are getting magical powers?
ihavethelowground
*What did it cost*
JCBaggins
Everything.
Gnakenheimer
Nothing, not even your virginity
DrSchlepenstein
Day 14,235 without sex. Been thinking about the last pussy I was in. I should call my mom and tell her I love her.
peeweesweden
16,174 here. Nope, doesn't get any better. It's not even about sex anymore, I just want to be wanted, or needed.
DrSchlepenstein
Are you at the point where you just want to go to the airport and get the TSA to "pat you down" just so someone will touch you? I am.
peeweesweden
Not the same when they HAVE TO do it, but otherwise it's pretty much at that point, yeah.
OntDave
Don't worry. I called and she is fine....soooo fine.
CleanLeQueefer
3Davideo
I don't even have that, I was a C-section.
ComcastLover
39 years and still nothing, huh? Sorry, bruh. It's been a dryspell of a few years for me but I care less and less.
LamarKpat
Well, as ComcastLover you're probably getting fucked plenty
ComcastLover
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
Yeah, I should call your mom, too.
JCBaggins
Oh, you’re DrSchlepenstein’s twin?
LengSpider
It's been over 4 and a half years. But my longest stretch was 7 years. They are all amateurs.
Grumbleswhisperer
Wait what? Your longest stretch was 7 years?
LengSpider
After my first time. :p
WoodORama
Just over 10 years for me. You gotta pump those numbers up, rook.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Going on 8 for me
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
Mearly 33 years for me. Though I guess you can't count it when you're too young.
Chivatha
16 years. do I win?
Vengeraxe
Lets see..im 46...my last time was...er..I was...34? Oh, I just made myself sad.
oreothecat
8 years and still going
makeSX
I was gona say 11months, but apparently I'm not even competing in the same leaque
TheThingNoNotThatOne
18 months when you get called up to the majors. Anything before that are rookie numbers
makeSX
Does it matter if it was disapointing?
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Nope, sex is sex
makeSX
Dang...
tinybartender
Psssh. Rookie numbers, I once went 30 years. This is a depressing contest.
momma2elevencats
May I ask why?
asm80dfa8sdfj
Girls aren't just tripping and falling on my dick
momma2elevencats
I read your comment like it was your choice, sorry for assuming. What about those apps? My brother uses them when he is single.
LengSpider
My 7-year stretch came after I broke up with my girlfriend after an abortion. It devastated me and I couldn't trust anyone for a long time.
momma2elevencats
I am sorry! Sounds like a horrible story. Not having trust can diminish desire. I have to have sex in my life. My longest stretch other than
momma2elevencats
the 6 weeks you have to wait after having kids has been 2 weeks for me. I can't imagine going that long. But I do understand your reasons.
W1ckedw1lly01
It's good to read a positive comment in all these others, of people suffering! :)
momma2elevencats
I really wasn't trying to be mean or make light of people's circumstances. In fact that's how I got together with my husband, when we