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So my last post went crazy, thank you for all the kind words guys. A lot of you requested to see more cake!
So here it is! I work in a pretty small bakery, kind of the up and coming underdog in my city. When I told my boss/ the owner I was getting a divorce she didn't blink an eye to get me whatever raise I needed to stay with the company.
Of course I picked a blurry photo of this cake. Just... imagine a pair of folded Levi's.
A few folks criticized that if they could pay me more at the drop of a hat, why wasn't I already making those numbers? Small business. Only decorator, have been getting decent, steady raises as the business grows. I'm very involved in the business. We had discussed what the bakery could pay for and how to raise the profits.
In return I have job security, and o get to do something I'm very very passionate about.
I'm very pleased with my situation, even with the divorce.
I mean, who else gets to make dentures out of cake.
Folded clothes are actually really fun to do.
This is just a sample of the kind of cakes I crank out.
They're definitely not your grocery store cakes.
Shit, another blurry one.
Just imagine hous came with the bag. I know what your thinking, gross fondant.
I put mine on very very thinly, I do all the sculpting with the cake and icing underneath.
I love doing fun stylized cakes
This one was to replicate a customer's Sunday hat. It was a challenge, but she loved it.
Daryl Murray be an upstanding guy. This can cake was about 16" tall. I did a lot of math to make sure it kept the right proportions to look like a 24 oz.
M'Lady.
This was a replica request of some rapper's birthday cake. I had to hand sculpt the medusa's face on the Versace bling. I did two, but the second was covered by the lid.
This cow is honestly one of my favorite things I've made.
Even if she was a little cake thief.
This is an oldie. Probably 2016? Purses make good cakes.
Opulent Minnie
Even got on the mirror glaze craze. Did this one at home. Off the clock for a friend's mother who'd never had a birthday cake before.
And this was...hooo... like 2015... like my second or third sculpted cake at my current bakery. The customer who picked it up had an asthma attack in the shop because she was excited.
Cat tax
Front page edit: Wow! Thanks! I admittedly get a little nervous sharing cake photos. Thanks for the encouragement! I'll definitely showcase more in the future!
imgurisruiningmysleeppatterns
WOW awesome work!
Mundr2012
These are amazing! Especially the Nike box. Just wow. Just can imagine a little disappointment from whoever thought they got a real bag :)
JaseTheChase
Happy 30th David, BIrthday!
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
Holy shitballs you sir or madam are TALENTED! This is a front page must!
MercamusPrime
I'm oddly attracted to the cow
FeChefImgur
woohoo - awesome work @op !
datkitty
Wow. I think these are some of the best looking cakes I’ve ever seen in my life, and I’m old as hell so I’ve seen a few!
schizznatt
I was going to say... These are seriously good
ProjectAlice15
Holy shit the purse cakes!! These are amazing!
dragonlady197142
Absolutely beautiful cakes..the little cow is adorable..i need a non cake replica of it, it's soo cute!
Dreadhawk
Where are you based out of? Taking any orders currently? If so I will DM...
snarkysarcy
The bakery I work for is almost always taking orders with enough notice. We're based out of Indianapolis.
anjorni
I was gonna ask... bummer on location, these are awesome.
duanedibleythedukeofdork
This was a triumph
ChuckNorrisSaurusRex
ChuckNorrisSaurusRex
I’m making a note here, huge success.
bearsareawesome
I too, love your cow
VoldMA
Came for the booty stayed for the incredible post
oatonaboatwithastoat
I bet #1 tastes like ass
exponentiallymusical
How were you doing work this skilled and not getting payed enough to live on your own? They were criminally underpaying you
necr0politan
Is the name on that Minnie cake "Cya"???
NoisyEden
These are spectacular @OP
darthstormer
These are gorgeous. I'd feel bad eating it, though.
PinkEater
I like them but I still believe fondant is a different thing and not really frosting. That and I like sugary tastes.
klikklik1236
Not be an asshole but do they taste good as well?
snarkysarcy
Taste is subjective, but I do like the cake my bakery puts out. Very moist. Strong, distinctive flavors and we use swiss meringue
snarkysarcy
Buttercream on most cakes, which is lighter and less sweet than traditional buttercream. Some of these were even boozy cakes!
spitfires2000
Is the #1 cake... like... anatomically correct?
IDoPictureStuff
Not gonna lie. I'd put my dick in it.
snarkysarcy
Not extremely detailed, but it did have a mons pubis to tuck the panties around?
NotedNuance
Yep, it was modeled after someone who lost most of her body in an explosion. Now only a bit of back and ass.
spitfires2000
Oh.
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Nice work! Here’s a flour-y high five.
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snarkysarcy
That feel when you drop the bag of flour into the bin
JollySassyOperaSinger
These are all incredible, but I especially love the vanellope von schweetz one!!
Val716
These are amazing! It's so great to see others doing well even in times of difficulty.
dumbinsults
You missed an important one.
gnochi
Lies.
ItsNotLookingGoodFolks
@op from yesterday getting divorced
snarkysarcy
flamecranium
Holy cake! What city? My daughter would freak over the wreck it Ralph cake!
snarkysarcy
I'd love to do a a Wreck it Ralph cake! I love doing the fun stuff. We're based out of Indianapolis
ineedababycorgi
Cool! I have a bunch of family and friends around Indy. What’s the bakery? If you don’t mind me asking
snarkysarcy
Sweeties GT!
flamecranium
Damn! I’m down in FL. Your work is incredible!
mountiedan
I’m not a huge fan of fondant but holy shit you’re an artist!
pandemonious
I wish marshmallow based fondant was more common. Love the look of fondant! And love the taste of marshmallow fondant
lemmonjello
From what I hear no one is a fan of fondant but it's the only way to make cakes look like that
teamSafeway
Excuse me, I fucking love Fondant :)
fuckthisishard
https://imgur.com/khpbfee
BrisketSandwich24
I wouldn't say I love it but I don't hate it.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Increase you social media presence? These are bonkers amazing
snarkysarcy
We don't do well with that. It would go a long way tbh for getting orders, but there's just so little time
Kiwipocalypse
Have you considered hiring out for that? There are companies that are super affordable.
BrisketSandwich24
Hire someone. Not full time at your bakery but an agency who specializes in that. Find a teen with a passion for it and pay them to make
BrisketSandwich24
And manage a page. Or a college student. Or an agency.