When I tell my fiancee she needs to drink some chamomile tea to calm her down

Jul 12, 2017 12:23 AM

She doesn't know yet how, but you WILL. GO. DOWN!

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No. What you do is say: "Listen I love you more than anything, here is some chocolate and your robe fresh out of the dryer." Easy.

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Tomorrows headline: Man Teabagged to Death

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I saw an article the other day that used the phrase "sexually attractive Grumpy Cat" to describe her.

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Do not say "why are you getting mad? " to an already pissed off woman. My husband learned this today.

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"You know you are wrong, why won't you just admit it?" It's an enigma as to why I'm single eating pringles

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how is that so terrifying yet erotic at the same time?

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Scarerousal

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That actress always stirs things in my nether regions when I see her.

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I thought she was phenomenal in Legion.

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Fearection

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It's scaroused. God you are bad.

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