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nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
DBS:A
Restonpeace
v
Bojovnik84
Back when transforming to SSJ used to give me a chub.
magrok
“If you can’t do 100 sit-ups then you don’t have any friends.” - Lcpl Underground
idowhatiwantwastaken
If you can't get a first class pft without even showing up. You didn't make the right connections.
Boredashell
Looks like some shit is going down on episode 123. Can't wait.
Yodaloid
They still make new DBZ episodes?
HEXADECIMAL
One punch man vs superman where he keep a punching superman into the sun then taking a nap until superman flies all the way back.
DootDiddlyDongerCuckerino
Month is a long time :(
apathyisakiller
A MONTH?
If new years is the only break, then ep 123 should be on January 14.
Indeed. Maybe it will break the streaming websites again. That was hilarious when that happened last time.
CaptainPawfulFox
Since Goku learned the defensive side of Ultra Instinct, maybe Vegeta can learn the offensive side. Then they could tag-team Jiren. Or fuse.
LightStriker
Can only hope. But honestly, leave the fusing alone. Nobody ever won by fusing (if you ignore the movies)
I think we saw a similar video.
dan123dbl
Episode 123? Is there some new dbz I don't know about that isn't GT???
Garouleloup
I hope you like the power of friendship
Seanpai
Dragon Ball Super, been running for 2 years but the first arcs are just rehashes of the two films. Do yourself a favour and start at ep 28.
Thanks I'll look into it :)
Goku
I'm actually offended no one tags me in these posts
JustCallMeBean
Because we saw what happened to Gregory when you played tag with him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihxOxbALBpY
RiftSkipper
@Goku
Animala144
We honestly didn't know you owned a computer, let alone knew how to work one.
Mercenarity
It's probably just Goten catfishing as his dad.
SirFurdTerguson
can you beat opm son goku?
He's a challenger alright! We'll have a decent match at ultra instinct state but for now he'll punch to smithereens
Just knowing there's someone strong out there wants me to even train harder!
I'm sure you would take him with ease v
DaCrazyBeggar
Ironic, since dumb stuff like dbz's power system is exactly what OPM is parodying.
NotIrony
Maybe back in between the Saiyan Saga and Cell Games saga in DBZ. Otherwise the shows been written with massive amount of subtext that leave
it's power system to look like actual mythology surround the power of Chi. The idea that it took master roshi 50 years to Kamehameha
is the basis for this. If human's in DBZ lived to 300-400 years old, they might, on average be able to train up to Demon King Piccolo's lvk
Power levels haven't been relevant for ages.
mjangelvortex
Were they ever relevant to begin with? Even back in the Saiyan saga when the concept was introduced they spat in the face of it a few times.
Wussgoodbruh
This. Toriyama only ever used power levels as a way to show how useless it is to try and gauge how strong/capable someone is just by 1/2
Sizing someone up for a couple seconds. The concept of a power level is useless when used on someone who is constantly improving 2/2
Also the characters can easily raise and lower their power levels depending on the situation so getting an accurate reading is hard.
grandmask20
Vegeta literally said power levels are unreliable and useless
SilkyZ
Like Radditz
ForestRed
Just like BMI *he said sobbingly, while eating a tub of icecream*
Wolfyboy
Yet the fan base is rabid about them, high power levels that are unreliable mean nothing to exp and smart warriors
I meant forms, SSGSS ultra instinct and whatnot
PisdecHero
When people use wrong sentence marks. What the actual fuck? Are you asking IF I AM STRONG OR ARE YOU POINTING IT OUT YOU WEIRD FRUITCAKE?
AtsaMattaForYou
fitlex
I haven't seen it, so I'm not sure if it's something like the character thinks that's a brutal workout 1/2
2/2 but he's such a freak that it works on him as if it was, whereas a normal person would just get 'kinda in shape'
SkyrimForTheDragons
medsal15
LordGODMemester
Normal level my ass. I'll be lucky if I can do that in a week.
rayhatesu
that's kinda the point: it's an easy workout for someone that's normal, but someone who didn't work out prior would have a hard time of it.
TheVikingKing
I dont think the average joe can do that work out
character limit. meant to say someone that normally is in shape and exercises, in which case only the run is on the difficult end.
EmuofDOOM
Maybe you should start doing it then. You might be surprised the results you get
What will I do with the power of a god?
Probably get a sidekick with a "notice me senpai" kind of attitude
hewhosits
Get great deals on groceries?
Tyggna
Goku vs Saitama, how it'd go: Saitama wins, Goku doesn't die (or is wished back) and loved the experience, rinse and repeat once a year
After Goku takes a long time figuring out how to get Saitama to PAAAAWNCH him
MightyMorphinFlowerArrangers
Dragon Ball Super - The show where it takes 23 minutes per episode to throw a single punch.
bartletheboop
At least you don't have the series resetting half-way through Frieza. Or waiting 2 years for a new portion of the series to get dubbed.
finninthejakesuit
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CaptSchmidtGaming
Looks like goku is getting close to OPM level
goku surpassed him along time ago
Don't forget to drink plenty of juice. It's Vegeta's most important part of his work out regimen.
PerkermernTrayner
Switch the 'became' and the 'become' around and this is good to go.
TheVoidListens
I knew this was coming. +1
imherefortheplot
natepel1989
Ive been wanting to watch the new series, but after the 2 movies, I was all Meh
slip187
I'm still trying to finish GT. It hurts my heart
captaincardigan12
GT is no longer canon, don’t bother.
Zyrin
Iirc they are still trying to make it tie in with the end of Z, so it somehow could.
Bathrezz
Jiren likely unlocked Ultra Instinct young/early and then only had to focus on increasing power.
Jiren hasn't unlocked UA yet. He's trying to, and he has all the other parts thought to require it, long life, plenty of stam, and fortitude
He's even shown to regain stam and energy just like Dabura and Piccolo by meditating, meaning he's an incredibly talented fighter.
Do we even know for sure that Jiren is the one that is supposed to be undefeatable by a God of destruction??
YokoHasReturnedTheyCry
Not for sure, no.
aGrumpyPotato
The look Belmod gave Beerus when he said Goku was using Ultra Instinct tells me Jiren doesn’t have it.
Malikhi
Hey hey, some of us are watching at the speed of the dubs here... Spoilers. And yes I know I'm pathetic but I know what I like
tweakbz
So why is Jiren so damn strong? Isn't SSGSS/Ultra Instinct the be all end all? I'm so far behind...
who the fuck cares anymore, he'll just become SSGSSSSSSGSGGSGSGSGGSGSGSGGSGGSGSGSSSSS
SSB was never the be all end all. He didn’t even approach Beerus’ level with SSB. And his current UI is incomplete, as seen with Kefla.
But in BoG, his initial God form held up, no? I'm just having trouble tracking what form is Goku's current most powerful.
UI is the current most powerful one he has. Beerus never went all-out during BoG otherwise initial God form would've been gone rather quick.
UI > SSBKaioken > SSB > SSG > SSJ3 > 2 > 1 > Kaioken > Base.
Ahh. Awesome, thanks! So, since BoG, has Goku retained his godly powers and is essentially a deity? I know Blue is something to do with that
Since BoG he has 1. Had extreme increases in his base strength 2. Gained the ability to use god ki (explained it episode 22). His latest 1/2
AegonnTargaryen
OOOONEEE PAWWWWWWWWWNCH
TheFrugalCarlWeathers
Why is this always a comment on OPM related posts? pls explain.
DraymondDarksteel
It's the first line in in One Punch Man's opening theme song. It comes after a heavy instrumental buildup, so it's very memorable.
As a manga reader, thank you lol. I kept thinking "when does he say this?!"
nickrad
I want to be the strongest herooooooooooooooooooooooooo
pffff! ... please goku ultra instinct or jiran would wipe the floor with opm
muisverriet
But Saitama is written to be literally unbeatable by anyone.
DamianWinters
In his weak as universe sure.
His universe has villains as strong, if not stronger than, Goku wich he beat with 0 effort.
ok you haven't watched Dragonball, no point talking to you.
I have. Not all of it, but i've certainly watched enough. Lord Boros is easily on par with Goku and Saitama beat him with no effort.
GTalmighty
Ya, no.
Oh really how can opm win if he cant even touch goku ui
Saitama literally is the embodiment of ultra instinct
One punch man, a joke character that kills everything with one punch. do you not get that idiots like you are part of what opm makes fun of?
I can make up words too you know. Ultra Saiyan Overdrive God Mode Maximum Pink.
Yitshaq
I at least found this funny. +1
So SSRose?
LegendarySuperSwine
Well Ultra Instinct is legit so there's that. http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Ultra_Instinct
Fucks sake
everythings going to be ok. Once he gets older he'll grow out of it and also understand sarcasm, or jokes, in general.
The OPM circlejerk got ya, rip.
Tell me about it, jeez....
ThePotatoBandit
dashcan
...HOW many times has Goku been killed off? Mmm?
k but opm has only been training for like 4 years where as goku has about 30+years of martial arts training and in ui form he is untouchable
"Yeah well the character of my manga is kalled Godgod he is 10000x as strong as goku in ultra instinct hur hur hur" - you
Sturdycrotch
How many enemies has Saitama killed / defeated who have had equivalent training
Saitama says/thinks he's been doing that. I think he might be something else completely.
SaikyoStyle
That's not a viable argument. No one in OPM is strong enough to phaze Saitama. Perfect Cell would give Saitama a good run for his money
though. And no, Saitama can't literally one punch anyone just because he's a parody character.
Idiots like you are exactly what OPM is making fun of, how do you not get that? "My character is named godgod he just kills all hurrrrr"
The irony is that Saitama wanktards can't admit that their character is not omnipotent.
Umm... Saitama is a gag character. By definition, he’ll always win... Saitama vs Arale however, may be a fight worth having
Base form Frieza would kill Saitama
Eh, that's a stretch. Saitama has fought against Boros, who is small star-level.
Boros isn't small star level, he maybe destroyed planets or just wiped life on them. On Feats hes weaker than Vegeta when he first arrived
ryan50ryan
What about Ultra Instinct Saitama?
would love to see that
[deleted]
jack shit, like any denomination in dbz
It’s a massive speed and potency boost without necessitating a power boost. The body moves entirely on instinct, rather than thought.
usersubbordercontrol
Goku versus saitama? I feel like they'll get in an eating competition, forget about the fight, become friends, fuck, train new moves. Y'know
terumiki
sorry I pride myself on non homophobia but I doubt they "fuck" in most multiverses.
TotallyFlip
That shouldn't be something to pride yourself on, just basic human decency.
In this world you better not only be non homophobic but also see it as something to be proud of because people are literally SHIT but thanks
Should you be proud I like nice people?
Ahbaddon
I thought I saw 'fuck' as I went to the next post and had to come back to clarify. Yup, there it is. Ok.
immabosssortoff
why you gotta go there son?
Being friends?
IWantToUseAHyphenInMyName
/a/2f7eY
k32000
Havent seen it thx
Web2h
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong
Forgetting about the fight?
psrobyn1
Whoa, whoa, whoa... say that whole thing again, but slower.
Forget about the fight?
ThePunisherJB3
Sounds like Goku
thecolonels
Goku would be weak to Saitama because he has a typical anime back story.
clearly you know nothing about dragonball
TheHawkRules
stevencleaven
Xelbair
Goku would want to train under Saitama, and then to beat him. Genos. Goku would be Genos.
goku train under opm pffft goku has been training for 30+ years
you clearly haven't seen either dragon ball, nor opm. Think of Saitama as MTG creature card with 1/infinity deathtouch indestructible.
goku ssg vs beerus Their parried punches causes shockwaves across the entire universe, destroying planets can saitama do that?
by definition: yes he can. his power is to literally be immune to anything and be able to obliterate any target. he's pretty bored tbh.
MMH0
If they were to actually fight, saitama would probably win, as we don't know how fast he is when he tries and all it takes is 1 punch.
Goku gets stronger as he fights stronger opponents, but if he dies in 1 punch, he won't have time to get stronger. As far as we know
Saitama is indestructible and goku can definitely die.
BUT, Goku is friends with literally God's, and has been brought back... They'd just Shenron him to life again.
nintyuk
Goku can't beat Arale in his own universe as she is a gag character that warps reality. Satima would have the same aspects.
chillFlamingo
Eating contest: Goku, Saitama, Toriko and Luffy. Book it!
asm80dfa8sdfj
Did you see the special with Goku, Toriko and Luffy?
speedstorm
Breaking news: world food reserves are now gone.
Breaking news: Moon is currently being eaten
iscasaci
They'd have to ban Toriko from using food immersion, or it wouldn't even be a remotely fair contest.
Innternetexplorer
What did you say they would do?
I know right!
Savagebesterd
I see what you did there......
3tiddy
He said they would become friends
TheGate
And train new moves.
RalphtheMagnif
Why'd you ask?
FredMg
Yea but the middle part...
TyrantJester
become friends is the middle part
batmanth
BigWilldo
Get into an eating competition?
demobytom
they would.. fuck I forgot.. I guess train?
MojoPotatos
They’d forget about the fight
ThrobbinHoodz
I feel they would 100% fight as friends and push eachother
push into each other?
Thesteveadin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw5aMnNIES0 theres a whole series!
TheCapnJoe
Yeah but Saitama is definitely the type of guy to punch a dude while he's powering up.
No he wouldn't, he wants a challenging opponent.
BolenArrow
In the dick
RobinYiff
https://youtu.be/ExTKEFZFi_8
Your name is fuckin robin yiff
Arget
It's pretty accepted that the alien bad guy Saitama fights at the end of the season is supposed to be Goku.
No, its a ripoff off of Frieza. Why would you think that was Goku?
Well, he goes Super Sayayin and shoots a Kamehameha, besides having a similar mlndset of "I need to find someone stronger than me"
Frieza also changes forms and shoots beams. They both have henchman, blow up planets and are bad guys.
walterodim42
Weird he reminds me of Broly. Not sure why.
also the bad dude has an ability called "Meteoric Burst" that is the exact same as the kaioken
abdulwahab4197
Remember when goku says to vegeta he doesn't know how to kiss having given birth to 2 kids and vegeta is really surprised?
Isorikk
Goku gave birth??
skepticalatbest
... go on?
DarkwingDuc
Then Vegeta showed him. Tenderly, but hard.
There it is
That was it, they didn't continue the conversation. It left me thinking for the rest of the day. Like how did goku have sex ?
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
hardcore.
Contra3IsTheHardestGameEver
Does sex involve kiss?
I know it doesn't but it makes you think about goku's sex life. How did he made the mood or how did he approach chi chi
JesusDiedForOurOlsenTwins
There are Ungodly sites with comics that depict this. I've never visited though. Just know Jesus will forgive you.
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
This may surprise you but kissing isn't actually required to make a baby.
Oh thanks einstien!
JHord1985
Much like how he tries on hats: Confusedly, pulling in all the wrong directions and eventually just letting Chi-Chi do all the work for him.
You're comparing sex with hats? Well that's a first.
BHPaperstacks
You probably kiss prostitutes.
You're a mean person
https://youtu.be/UmLTEpqLBhQ
HoboMcbaggins
W. T. F.
Hahahahahahahahah
FallingStar7669
Goku: "Wow, you're really strong! Want to fight?" Saitama: "Nah." Goku: "Okay!"
But Saitama literally wants a challenging fight and he would get it when Goku beat the shit out of him.
PandaDander
How can you be so sure that Goku is even stronger than Lord Boros?
Because ive watched both shows. Goku in super can literally shake the universe with a punch.
PiggyWobbles
It would require goku going through a whole intro speech and proving his insane strength, then saitama would be like “...ok”
I feel as though you're misunderstanding the concept of One Punch Man. Goku, like everyone else, would disappoint him.
Im just going off whats happened, he hasn't even beat anything on base Frieza level. Gokus concept is too always overcome his opponent.
Itaane
The whole point of Saitama is that he's as strong as he needs to be to defeat his opponent in one hit. He's a joke character.
I don't want to sound like a fanboy because I don't even like either series more than the other, but Saitama has to actually have feats.
Lilly64
Got punched to the moon without a scratch. Goku starts bleeding if he’s hit through a small mesa
KazuxKazi
Only problem is Saitama is a parody of characters like Goku, he's made to be stronger no matter what. Hes not supposed to be taken seriously
I think it would be a fair fight up through Goku's SS3. the only real challenge saitama had was with a guy approx around SS2-SS3ish
Saitama is always as strong as he needs to be. SSJ3, SSB, UI, doesn't matter. One punch.
Except the time it took more than 100 punches and a special move to win? He isn't infinitely powerful
Falkh12
I don't know if we saw/read the same stuff, but Saitama never had trouble in any fight
I didn't say trouble, i said challenge
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
DBS:A
Restonpeace
Bojovnik84
Back when transforming to SSJ used to give me a chub.
magrok
“If you can’t do 100 sit-ups then you don’t have any friends.” - Lcpl Underground
idowhatiwantwastaken
If you can't get a first class pft without even showing up. You didn't make the right connections.
Boredashell
Looks like some shit is going down on episode 123. Can't wait.
Yodaloid
They still make new DBZ episodes?
HEXADECIMAL
One punch man vs superman where he keep a punching superman into the sun then taking a nap until superman flies all the way back.
DootDiddlyDongerCuckerino
Month is a long time :(
apathyisakiller
A MONTH?
DootDiddlyDongerCuckerino
If new years is the only break, then ep 123 should be on January 14.
Boredashell
Indeed. Maybe it will break the streaming websites again. That was hilarious when that happened last time.
CaptainPawfulFox
Since Goku learned the defensive side of Ultra Instinct, maybe Vegeta can learn the offensive side. Then they could tag-team Jiren. Or fuse.
LightStriker
Can only hope. But honestly, leave the fusing alone. Nobody ever won by fusing (if you ignore the movies)
Boredashell
I think we saw a similar video.
dan123dbl
Episode 123? Is there some new dbz I don't know about that isn't GT???
Garouleloup
I hope you like the power of friendship
Seanpai
Dragon Ball Super, been running for 2 years but the first arcs are just rehashes of the two films. Do yourself a favour and start at ep 28.
dan123dbl
Thanks I'll look into it :)
Goku
I'm actually offended no one tags me in these posts
JustCallMeBean
Because we saw what happened to Gregory when you played tag with him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihxOxbALBpY
RiftSkipper
@Goku
Goku
Animala144
We honestly didn't know you owned a computer, let alone knew how to work one.
Mercenarity
It's probably just Goten catfishing as his dad.
Goku
SirFurdTerguson
can you beat opm son goku?
Goku
He's a challenger alright! We'll have a decent match at ultra instinct state but for now he'll punch to smithereens
Goku
Just knowing there's someone strong out there wants me to even train harder!
SirFurdTerguson
I'm sure you would take him with ease
v
DaCrazyBeggar
Ironic, since dumb stuff like dbz's power system is exactly what OPM is parodying.
NotIrony
Maybe back in between the Saiyan Saga and Cell Games saga in DBZ. Otherwise the shows been written with massive amount of subtext that leave
NotIrony
it's power system to look like actual mythology surround the power of Chi. The idea that it took master roshi 50 years to Kamehameha
NotIrony
is the basis for this. If human's in DBZ lived to 300-400 years old, they might, on average be able to train up to Demon King Piccolo's lvk
Mercenarity
Power levels haven't been relevant for ages.
mjangelvortex
Were they ever relevant to begin with? Even back in the Saiyan saga when the concept was introduced they spat in the face of it a few times.
Wussgoodbruh
This. Toriyama only ever used power levels as a way to show how useless it is to try and gauge how strong/capable someone is just by 1/2
Wussgoodbruh
Sizing someone up for a couple seconds. The concept of a power level is useless when used on someone who is constantly improving 2/2
mjangelvortex
Also the characters can easily raise and lower their power levels depending on the situation so getting an accurate reading is hard.
grandmask20
Vegeta literally said power levels are unreliable and useless
SilkyZ
Like Radditz
ForestRed
Just like BMI *he said sobbingly, while eating a tub of icecream*
Wolfyboy
Yet the fan base is rabid about them, high power levels that are unreliable mean nothing to exp and smart warriors
DaCrazyBeggar
I meant forms, SSGSS ultra instinct and whatnot
PisdecHero
When people use wrong sentence marks. What the actual fuck? Are you asking IF I AM STRONG OR ARE YOU POINTING IT OUT YOU WEIRD FRUITCAKE?
AtsaMattaForYou
fitlex
I haven't seen it, so I'm not sure if it's something like the character thinks that's a brutal workout 1/2
fitlex
2/2 but he's such a freak that it works on him as if it was, whereas a normal person would just get 'kinda in shape'
SkyrimForTheDragons
SkyrimForTheDragons
medsal15
LordGODMemester
Normal level my ass. I'll be lucky if I can do that in a week.
rayhatesu
that's kinda the point: it's an easy workout for someone that's normal, but someone who didn't work out prior would have a hard time of it.
TheVikingKing
I dont think the average joe can do that work out
rayhatesu
character limit. meant to say someone that normally is in shape and exercises, in which case only the run is on the difficult end.
EmuofDOOM
Maybe you should start doing it then. You might be surprised the results you get
LordGODMemester
What will I do with the power of a god?
EmuofDOOM
Probably get a sidekick with a "notice me senpai" kind of attitude
hewhosits
Get great deals on groceries?
Tyggna
Goku vs Saitama, how it'd go: Saitama wins, Goku doesn't die (or is wished back) and loved the experience, rinse and repeat once a year
Tyggna
After Goku takes a long time figuring out how to get Saitama to PAAAAWNCH him
MightyMorphinFlowerArrangers
Dragon Ball Super - The show where it takes 23 minutes per episode to throw a single punch.
bartletheboop
At least you don't have the series resetting half-way through Frieza. Or waiting 2 years for a new portion of the series to get dubbed.
finninthejakesuit
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CaptSchmidtGaming
Looks like goku is getting close to OPM level
SirFurdTerguson
goku surpassed him along time ago
mjangelvortex
Don't forget to drink plenty of juice. It's Vegeta's most important part of his work out regimen.
PerkermernTrayner
Switch the 'became' and the 'become' around and this is good to go.
TheVoidListens
I knew this was coming. +1
imherefortheplot
natepel1989
Ive been wanting to watch the new series, but after the 2 movies, I was all Meh
slip187
I'm still trying to finish GT. It hurts my heart
captaincardigan12
GT is no longer canon, don’t bother.
Zyrin
Iirc they are still trying to make it tie in with the end of Z, so it somehow could.
Bathrezz
Jiren likely unlocked Ultra Instinct young/early and then only had to focus on increasing power.
NotIrony
Jiren hasn't unlocked UA yet. He's trying to, and he has all the other parts thought to require it, long life, plenty of stam, and fortitude
NotIrony
He's even shown to regain stam and energy just like Dabura and Piccolo by meditating, meaning he's an incredibly talented fighter.
NotIrony
Do we even know for sure that Jiren is the one that is supposed to be undefeatable by a God of destruction??
YokoHasReturnedTheyCry
Not for sure, no.
aGrumpyPotato
The look Belmod gave Beerus when he said Goku was using Ultra Instinct tells me Jiren doesn’t have it.
Malikhi
Hey hey, some of us are watching at the speed of the dubs here... Spoilers. And yes I know I'm pathetic but I know what I like
tweakbz
So why is Jiren so damn strong? Isn't SSGSS/Ultra Instinct the be all end all? I'm so far behind...
DaCrazyBeggar
who the fuck cares anymore, he'll just become SSGSSSSSSGSGGSGSGSGGSGSGSGGSGGSGSGSSSSS
aGrumpyPotato
SSB was never the be all end all. He didn’t even approach Beerus’ level with SSB. And his current UI is incomplete, as seen with Kefla.
tweakbz
But in BoG, his initial God form held up, no? I'm just having trouble tracking what form is Goku's current most powerful.
YokoHasReturnedTheyCry
UI is the current most powerful one he has. Beerus never went all-out during BoG otherwise initial God form would've been gone rather quick.
aGrumpyPotato
UI > SSBKaioken > SSB > SSG > SSJ3 > 2 > 1 > Kaioken > Base.
tweakbz
Ahh. Awesome, thanks! So, since BoG, has Goku retained his godly powers and is essentially a deity? I know Blue is something to do with that
aGrumpyPotato
Since BoG he has 1. Had extreme increases in his base strength 2. Gained the ability to use god ki (explained it episode 22). His latest 1/2
AegonnTargaryen
OOOONEEE PAWWWWWWWWWNCH
TheFrugalCarlWeathers
Why is this always a comment on OPM related posts? pls explain.
DraymondDarksteel
It's the first line in in One Punch Man's opening theme song. It comes after a heavy instrumental buildup, so it's very memorable.
TheFrugalCarlWeathers
As a manga reader, thank you lol. I kept thinking "when does he say this?!"
nickrad
I want to be the strongest herooooooooooooooooooooooooo
SirFurdTerguson
pffff! ... please goku ultra instinct or jiran would wipe the floor with opm
muisverriet
But Saitama is written to be literally unbeatable by anyone.
DamianWinters
In his weak as universe sure.
muisverriet
His universe has villains as strong, if not stronger than, Goku wich he beat with 0 effort.
DamianWinters
ok you haven't watched Dragonball, no point talking to you.
muisverriet
I have. Not all of it, but i've certainly watched enough. Lord Boros is easily on par with Goku and Saitama beat him with no effort.
GTalmighty
Ya, no.
SirFurdTerguson
Oh really how can opm win if he cant even touch goku ui
GTalmighty
Saitama literally is the embodiment of ultra instinct
DaCrazyBeggar
One punch man, a joke character that kills everything with one punch. do you not get that idiots like you are part of what opm makes fun of?
SirFurdTerguson
Garouleloup
I can make up words too you know. Ultra Saiyan Overdrive God Mode Maximum Pink.
SirFurdTerguson
Yitshaq
I at least found this funny. +1
Zyrin
So SSRose?
LegendarySuperSwine
Well Ultra Instinct is legit so there's that. http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Ultra_Instinct
DaCrazyBeggar
Garouleloup
Fucks sake
DaCrazyBeggar
everythings going to be ok. Once he gets older he'll grow out of it and also understand sarcasm, or jokes, in general.
DamianWinters
The OPM circlejerk got ya, rip.
SirFurdTerguson
Tell me about it, jeez....
ThePotatoBandit
dashcan
...HOW many times has Goku been killed off? Mmm?
SirFurdTerguson
k but opm has only been training for like 4 years where as goku has about 30+years of martial arts training and in ui form he is untouchable
DaCrazyBeggar
"Yeah well the character of my manga is kalled Godgod he is 10000x as strong as goku in ultra instinct hur hur hur" - you
Sturdycrotch
How many enemies has Saitama killed / defeated who have had equivalent training
dashcan
Saitama says/thinks he's been doing that. I think he might be something else completely.
SaikyoStyle
That's not a viable argument. No one in OPM is strong enough to phaze Saitama. Perfect Cell would give Saitama a good run for his money
SaikyoStyle
though. And no, Saitama can't literally one punch anyone just because he's a parody character.
DaCrazyBeggar
Idiots like you are exactly what OPM is making fun of, how do you not get that? "My character is named godgod he just kills all hurrrrr"
SirFurdTerguson
SaikyoStyle
The irony is that Saitama wanktards can't admit that their character is not omnipotent.
aGrumpyPotato
Umm... Saitama is a gag character. By definition, he’ll always win... Saitama vs Arale however, may be a fight worth having
DamianWinters
Base form Frieza would kill Saitama
SaikyoStyle
Eh, that's a stretch. Saitama has fought against Boros, who is small star-level.
DamianWinters
Boros isn't small star level, he maybe destroyed planets or just wiped life on them. On Feats hes weaker than Vegeta when he first arrived
ryan50ryan
What about Ultra Instinct Saitama?
SirFurdTerguson
would love to see that
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DaCrazyBeggar
jack shit, like any denomination in dbz
aGrumpyPotato
It’s a massive speed and potency boost without necessitating a power boost. The body moves entirely on instinct, rather than thought.
usersubbordercontrol
Goku versus saitama? I feel like they'll get in an eating competition, forget about the fight, become friends, fuck, train new moves. Y'know
terumiki
sorry I pride myself on non homophobia but I doubt they "fuck" in most multiverses.
TotallyFlip
That shouldn't be something to pride yourself on, just basic human decency.
terumiki
In this world you better not only be non homophobic but also see it as something to be proud of because people are literally SHIT but thanks
usersubbordercontrol
Should you be proud I like nice people?
Ahbaddon
I thought I saw 'fuck' as I went to the next post and had to come back to clarify. Yup, there it is. Ok.
usersubbordercontrol
immabosssortoff
why you gotta go there son?
usersubbordercontrol
Being friends?
IWantToUseAHyphenInMyName
/a/2f7eY
k32000
Havent seen it thx
Web2h
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong
usersubbordercontrol
Forgetting about the fight?
psrobyn1
Whoa, whoa, whoa... say that whole thing again, but slower.
usersubbordercontrol
Forget about the fight?
ThePunisherJB3
Sounds like Goku
thecolonels
Goku would be weak to Saitama because he has a typical anime back story.
SirFurdTerguson
clearly you know nothing about dragonball
TheHawkRules
stevencleaven
Xelbair
Goku would want to train under Saitama, and then to beat him. Genos. Goku would be Genos.
SirFurdTerguson
goku train under opm pffft goku has been training for 30+ years
Xelbair
you clearly haven't seen either dragon ball, nor opm. Think of Saitama as MTG creature card with 1/infinity deathtouch indestructible.
SirFurdTerguson
goku ssg vs beerus Their parried punches causes shockwaves across the entire universe, destroying planets can saitama do that?
Xelbair
by definition: yes he can. his power is to literally be immune to anything and be able to obliterate any target. he's pretty bored tbh.
MMH0
If they were to actually fight, saitama would probably win, as we don't know how fast he is when he tries and all it takes is 1 punch.
MMH0
Goku gets stronger as he fights stronger opponents, but if he dies in 1 punch, he won't have time to get stronger. As far as we know
MMH0
Saitama is indestructible and goku can definitely die.
usersubbordercontrol
BUT, Goku is friends with literally God's, and has been brought back... They'd just Shenron him to life again.
nintyuk
Goku can't beat Arale in his own universe as she is a gag character that warps reality. Satima would have the same aspects.
chillFlamingo
Eating contest: Goku, Saitama, Toriko and Luffy. Book it!
asm80dfa8sdfj
Did you see the special with Goku, Toriko and Luffy?
speedstorm
Breaking news: world food reserves are now gone.
usersubbordercontrol
Breaking news: Moon is currently being eaten
iscasaci
They'd have to ban Toriko from using food immersion, or it wouldn't even be a remotely fair contest.
Innternetexplorer
What did you say they would do?
terumiki
I know right!
Savagebesterd
I see what you did there......
3tiddy
He said they would become friends
TheGate
And train new moves.
RalphtheMagnif
Why'd you ask?
FredMg
Yea but the middle part...
TyrantJester
become friends is the middle part
batmanth
Forget about the fight?
BigWilldo
Get into an eating competition?
demobytom
they would.. fuck I forgot.. I guess train?
MojoPotatos
They’d forget about the fight
ThrobbinHoodz
I feel they would 100% fight as friends and push eachother
usersubbordercontrol
Thesteveadin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw5aMnNIES0 theres a whole series!
TheCapnJoe
Yeah but Saitama is definitely the type of guy to punch a dude while he's powering up.
DamianWinters
No he wouldn't, he wants a challenging opponent.
BolenArrow
In the dick
RobinYiff
https://youtu.be/ExTKEFZFi_8
BolenArrow
Your name is fuckin robin yiff
Arget
It's pretty accepted that the alien bad guy Saitama fights at the end of the season is supposed to be Goku.
DamianWinters
No, its a ripoff off of Frieza. Why would you think that was Goku?
Arget
Well, he goes Super Sayayin and shoots a Kamehameha, besides having a similar mlndset of "I need to find someone stronger than me"
DamianWinters
Frieza also changes forms and shoots beams. They both have henchman, blow up planets and are bad guys.
walterodim42
Weird he reminds me of Broly. Not sure why.
TotallyFlip
also the bad dude has an ability called "Meteoric Burst" that is the exact same as the kaioken
abdulwahab4197
Remember when goku says to vegeta he doesn't know how to kiss having given birth to 2 kids and vegeta is really surprised?
Isorikk
Goku gave birth??
skepticalatbest
... go on?
DarkwingDuc
Then Vegeta showed him. Tenderly, but hard.
skepticalatbest
There it is
usersubbordercontrol
abdulwahab4197
That was it, they didn't continue the conversation. It left me thinking for the rest of the day. Like how did goku have sex ?
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
hardcore.
Contra3IsTheHardestGameEver
Does sex involve kiss?
abdulwahab4197
I know it doesn't but it makes you think about goku's sex life. How did he made the mood or how did he approach chi chi
JesusDiedForOurOlsenTwins
There are Ungodly sites with comics that depict this. I've never visited though. Just know Jesus will forgive you.
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
This may surprise you but kissing isn't actually required to make a baby.
abdulwahab4197
Oh thanks einstien!
JHord1985
Much like how he tries on hats: Confusedly, pulling in all the wrong directions and eventually just letting Chi-Chi do all the work for him.
abdulwahab4197
You're comparing sex with hats? Well that's a first.
BHPaperstacks
You probably kiss prostitutes.
abdulwahab4197
You're a mean person
RobinYiff
https://youtu.be/UmLTEpqLBhQ
usersubbordercontrol
HoboMcbaggins
W. T. F.
abdulwahab4197
Hahahahahahahahah
FallingStar7669
Goku: "Wow, you're really strong! Want to fight?" Saitama: "Nah." Goku: "Okay!"
DamianWinters
But Saitama literally wants a challenging fight and he would get it when Goku beat the shit out of him.
PandaDander
How can you be so sure that Goku is even stronger than Lord Boros?
DamianWinters
Because ive watched both shows. Goku in super can literally shake the universe with a punch.
PiggyWobbles
It would require goku going through a whole intro speech and proving his insane strength, then saitama would be like “...ok”
FallingStar7669
I feel as though you're misunderstanding the concept of One Punch Man. Goku, like everyone else, would disappoint him.
DamianWinters
Im just going off whats happened, he hasn't even beat anything on base Frieza level. Gokus concept is too always overcome his opponent.
Itaane
The whole point of Saitama is that he's as strong as he needs to be to defeat his opponent in one hit. He's a joke character.
DamianWinters
I don't want to sound like a fanboy because I don't even like either series more than the other, but Saitama has to actually have feats.
Lilly64
Got punched to the moon without a scratch. Goku starts bleeding if he’s hit through a small mesa
KazuxKazi
Only problem is Saitama is a parody of characters like Goku, he's made to be stronger no matter what. Hes not supposed to be taken seriously
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
I think it would be a fair fight up through Goku's SS3. the only real challenge saitama had was with a guy approx around SS2-SS3ish
Itaane
Saitama is always as strong as he needs to be. SSJ3, SSB, UI, doesn't matter. One punch.
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
Except the time it took more than 100 punches and a special move to win? He isn't infinitely powerful
Falkh12
I don't know if we saw/read the same stuff, but Saitama never had trouble in any fight
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
I didn't say trouble, i said challenge