Lanhdanan
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Jun 2, 2023 11:26 AM
Lanhdanan
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cre8majic
don't forget the school lunches if you're saying you're pro-kids
MASkeptic
I'm listening to the Caiphas Cain series and initially misread that as WAAAAAAAGH the children and was confused.
MagicAndDuctTape
Orks: WAAAGH!!!
Magus25
Don't forget the abolishing of school lunch. Gotta keep em hungry.
PalaverQuader
you know. certain thigns they rly rly want. and other things they rly rly dont care about. almost like they are fascists XD
Outec
Lowering working age
UNIQUEIDENTIFIERREDACTED
Waluigi: WAAAAAH
calz
It works
Givemeyourworst
Its a logical falacy the follows the argument: "we have to take care for our children" "we will do anything for our children". Children wellbeing is intentionally vague while at the same time every parent understands it emotionally. After that, its just gaslighting and manipulation and boom, you get to tbe genocide
McPuffinStuff
NonstopRampage
Sometimes I like to daydream that, one day, they cross the final line- and the terrorist-right is ejected from the country. Straightup chased down to Mexico by a bunch'a rootin' tootin' sixshootin' patriots, in a scene reminiscent of Yosemite Sam chasing down Bugs Bunny. They're as bad, and more nefarious, than ANY invading or infiltrating force of anti-american insurgents, so... it's usually a good dream, to see America defeat terrorism.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Oh don't worry they care about politician sex scandals, depending on if it's a R or a D next to their political affiliation.
greysonhackett127001
There really is nothing to be done (except the persecution of vulnerable people.) -s
kmlee83
Also usa, 22 trillion in debt but gives you a credit score...
TacoThePerson
They don't give a fuck about kids. It's just a more palatable platform than genocide and oppression.
potatoispeople
Kids are just a political tool to them. Most of their voters have kids, most of those love their kids, so tell them something terrible will happen to them if they don't vote right. But also, don't do anything to actually protect them because that might mean flying business class instead of private.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Children do not have a strong voice in these matters because they are still learning, and therefore vulnerable.
TherealNotSid
I never understood why bathrooms are gendered. Hell, one of my dads favorite running jokes on the golf course is "you can either use the men's room or the clean one"
Telharmonius
That would be saying the loud part too softly. Sotto voce.
LittleChickadee
High maternal mortalit rates, no federal help for new parents or federal funded pre-school, a 3rd now of children go hungry in th US...all a big Ole shrug from the party of so-called "family values". 3 yr old little Timmy can go into the mines, I guess...
Bulmynjo
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lanhdanan
We're going to need another Timmy ...
joshuasplinth
Little Timmy should be happy he has a chance to contribute to the well-being of the household! /s
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
"Family Values" is just code for forcing christianity on everyone. "Law & Order" is just code for anti-POC legislative policy. "Fiscal Responsibility" is just code for deregulation and social spending cuts. Fuuuuuuuuuck the GOP
cheesedogs
And deregulation is code for "my friends and I want to crime. it'd be nice if the law stopped pestering us about it"
ArgentXero
They don't want their slaves to be aborted, and they don't want them to get the wrong idea about freedom. Because being free to them means to "service your fellow man".
DanniLuxgarbe
Not "service your fellow man", "Service your social betters."
Seethreepeeoh
"If you couldn't afford healthcare for your kids, you shouldn't have had jids"
samanthadlcruz
*if you couldn't afford to raise your child on your own then you shouldn't have been raped when you were 12... it's your fault you didn't wait until you graduated college and were independently wealthy to get raped. (100% accurate GOP doctrine)
itdweeb
But we're also not going to teach you about sex, or let you have easy access to safe contraceptives.
samanthadlcruz
they will teach "about sex" - they teach that if you have sex you're a whore and worth less than "chewed gum". <-- that's it... that's the entire GOP authorized program
Seethreepeeoh
Yeah autocorrect, jids. That's definitely what I meant. Jids. Will someone think of the fucking jids
LittleChickadee
Imma start using that! *pearl clutch* will someone think of the JIDS!?!
masteryoplait
The jids are taking our jerbs!
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Sounds a bit antisemitic.
Seethreepeeoh
It's semantics. And I'm not anti semantic
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Seriously tho, isn't Jid an insult for jews in the English speaking world? It is in German. Or was, rather, I think it's out of fashion nowadays.
Seethreepeeoh
I wasn't aware it was an actual word (or it's meaning). Joking aside, I'm happy to delete the thread if u think it's offensive?
IMPICKLERICK
Don't forget child beauty pageants
redpandabanana
Yea, I did forget to throw up today didn’t I
PutItInNeutral
Republicans at child beauty pagents:
PinkyTheUnicorn2
Or fucking child marriage, which I call legalized pedophilia.
turomar
I would very much like to forget them. But first they must be eradicated.
LegosBearsAndSex
Yoooo, they're so weird. Why? Why hypersexualize children?
Ninjainslippers
They really do seem like some fever dream of a feminist. Like if I didn't know they were real and my wife woke up and started describing a dream about child beauty pageants, I'd just be like "time to get more rest. Also, did you take ambien before you went to bed?"
TheGriffin
Purity Balls
Unionburner
Don’t forget about repealing child labor laws.
Trollcaverneux
Child labor laws are for the children I don't want to fuck /s
nitemancometh
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
dontrike
Pretty sure they do a wanking motion when they see child beauty pageants.
L4dead2
Que gif from South Park
dan144
¯\_(ツ)_
subrad
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA