Uhh, not really, they have been squealing about the tariffs and threatening to blackout Detroit if we don't back down. They have an election coming up in less than a year that looks like it is going to put their douche nozzles in charge. And their military is on the verge of collapse.
Schiwing
There is currently a postal strike, we are communicating via telegraph, the last transmission received was "sore-ree"
RobErtE87
They're hibbernating
tinytyrant
VaxxedCanadian
sorry....
j0lt78
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LitchLitch
Uhh, not really, they have been squealing about the tariffs and threatening to blackout Detroit if we don't back down. They have an election coming up in less than a year that looks like it is going to put their douche nozzles in charge. And their military is on the verge of collapse.
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
Yes... Detroit... (Here is all those areas around Detroit that will be affected: https://www.cer-rec.gc.ca/en/data-analysis/energy-markets/market-snapshots/2017/market-snapshot-canadian-electricity-exports-u-s-focused-renewable-power-exports-specific-markets.html )
flounder35
Maybe we just can’t hear what they’re saying because they’re really far away? It is the second largest nation on earth.
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
.... ʰᵉʰ ʰᵉʰ ʰᵉʰ ... ˢʰʰʰʰ, ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷⁱˡˡ ʰᵉᵃʳ ʸᵒᵘ.... ˢᵒʳʳʸ
USSBigBooty
Heh heh, eh? Good joke bud.
Deadpool854
PatrickMcChunky
Canada doesn't exist
swephisto
Canawho?
Redyls
thats what they want you to think... they are clever... very clever..
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
Shhhhhh
LZorro
It's a known fact that 90% of all Canadians live within 50 miles of the U.S. border. Stay vigilant.
DonkeyGoat
If a certain Cheeto gets his way, 100% of all Canadians will live inside the US border
thesunisgettingreallow
I know, half of Ontario overtakes Detroit every time the Leafs are in town.
Redyls
they are preparing to invade!!! the actors they have sent were just a distraction! i knew it!
macrolet
A reprise? https://youtu.be/aue-zWxYtEc
DonkeyGoat
Dibs on surrendering to Ryan Reynolds!!!
AstralInfinity
I hope that they do...maybe then they can unfuck America