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Oct 27, 2017 3:30 PM

TheKingofBees33

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Scientists: all men look at porn

well it's montreal. You'd have a hard time finding a teenager that wasn't sexually active too

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You need research to determine that?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nope, they wanted to research on the *effects* of watching porn, but they couldn't find anyone who didn't to compare against.

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Thanks, Captain Obvious. v

8 years ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 7

He Shaq'tin a foo

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No need for Captain Hindsight 2 weeks from now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'd just like to register my disapproval of your use of a corporate designed and promoted gif. Thank you and I didn't even downvote you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Noted, thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So canadian scientists are lazy? Because I'm a guy, and I don't look at porn. It just doesn't interest me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The most common mutations of any organism are those attributes that enable or disable survival.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Everyone in Chad and the Central African Republic? Yes, those also.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"No seriously, my boyfriend NEVER watches porn because that's basically cheating" *flashbacks from highschool

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You will have to search the jungles to find a non-porn person. But they seen the real stuff anyway.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

havent seen my husband yet.....and he's hard to get randy lols

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This just in: bears shit in the woods..

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Impossible

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't consume porn you view it. Unless you're into that sort of thing. Specifically rule 34. Never EVER forget rule 34.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please, let there be someone whos offended by This! Oh dear God please!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

I believe they couldn't find any that have never consumed porn, but they could probably find many that don't consume it anymore.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What about blind men?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They feel up anatomically correct statues.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ask priests. I'm curious about that stat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually don't. It's not interesting to me. To me, it's like walking in on someone on the toilet. I'm like oh excuse me, I'm sorry.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is called cherry picking.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In other news, the sky is blue, and it gets dark when the sun goes down.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what an unscientific conclusion. Couldn't find a sample, so we extrapolated the results to ALL

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Someone tell my ex-wife.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They illustrated this finding on a graph. A porno graph.

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was actually a promo for Alf...

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I have consumed one porno graph. When I was in my 20s.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Apr 17, 2025 1:18 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

No, but my friend Becky injected one marijuana.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Specifically, Porno Graph E.

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I've been on this site for a very, very long time, and this is one of the best jokes I've seen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lots of ups and downs illustrated on the graph.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Dont you mean ins and outs

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I despise puns, but this earned an upvote <3

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This will make a fine addition to my collection..

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Mine.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ok that one was funny xD

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes hello I would like one porno graph please

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There is much fun to be had with the knowlegde that the german word for 'Count' is 'Graf', e.g. 'Porno Graf' = 'The Count of Porno'.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You mean this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think I would appreciate this more without the added f

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mormons?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

We don't have many of them here.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who grew up Mormon? "Ha!"

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Utah has higher porn usage than most states

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes we do

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ONE OF US!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OMG this is a big surprise

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Watch vs watched are very different. Many people have seen porn and no longer view it.

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 3

"no longer", until the next time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Many? (X) Doubt

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

I've never actually watched porn videos? Only gifs, because this is the internet and you can't miss-click on imgur without seeing THE GIF.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope, I don't believe it. Asexuals are a thing. If you exclude them, maybe.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Even those tend to seen some of it at some point in their lives.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oddly enough, most asexuals I know has used porn in periods to try to "force" themselves to become interested in it.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Many asexuals usually masturbate and watch porn. They're just not interested in ENGAGING on sex with someone. Some don't masturbate sure.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well NEVER having seen it is tough. I bet there's some that don't actively look at it though.

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 2

Yeah never is asking a bit much. Not currently is likely to get a few responses

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some people might claim they had watched porn after seeing Bladerunner 2049.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Wish I could upvote this more than once

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/a/5krGd

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In other news, water makes things wet.

8 years ago | Likes 2110 Dislikes 7

Whaaaaaaaat? Mind blown. OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK!............ yeah I’m sorry.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

So does porn.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So does porn

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so does porn

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wet water? Oh, ima fuck that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The pope shit in the woods.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*furiously writing notes* Water.... Makes... Wet... I'm going to Ace this quiz

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Hahahahaha you’re the best

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And the sky is blue.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fire is hot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, crime wave in Gotham

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you can soak logs in wood.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

After a short break find out how air is good for your lungs! Next on fox

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is also the essence of wetness.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't trust you without a source on that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source: the male species

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

except sex in the shower

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Water friction! Though if we wanna get technical, water makes things wet, but is not an efficient lubricant

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not all things.

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Might take a bit but I can jacket to this

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Hey man, this is valuable public work for those people who honestly think it's only for a small margin of the population, ie degenerates.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not just water ;)

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Spagett

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8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

yeah I guess just any liquid really

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I dunno; shit's pretty dry after the gallium drips through your fingers.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a chair is a place to sit.

8 years ago | Likes 207 Dislikes 1

*my face is a place to sit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If there's no chairs about and your name is Margot Robbie, you can always use my face.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

fire is hot.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Cold is not actually "a thing".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To let them go is to let them free and to let them free is to let them know, I am a merciful god.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Earth is round.

8 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 2

Crime spree in Gotham

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Well yaaaaaa...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

OP's mom is a whore

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pfft, everyone knows it is a 4 dimensional hypercube.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

*Hyper Triangular Pyramid

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

acktuwally

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*TRIGGGEREDDD*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How did they define porn? If you make it general enough, even the Amish having seen some advertisements could claim this.

8 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 11

Interesting question. It's clear what imgur defines porn as but I do wonder what those conducting the study would say?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nah porn is porn, and the Internet is for it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

so your saying seeing a girl flash her tits in a video is the same as a transgendered male taking it up the ass while using an ovipositor on

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Porn is material made to cause sexual arousal, by erotic behaviour. Simple as that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ava Braun while Hitler slings shit against the wall I have concerns

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

we know what his fetish is

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not mine, was just grasping for something extreme

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wat

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also for the purposes of their study, they don't need people that have never viewed porn, they could do the comparison based on qty of

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 12

Porn consumed and the type of porn consumed.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 12

Wat. If all studies were made with this kind of logic we'd have abolished science long ago because this would make it completely pointless.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

I should have clarified my bias that I presume that what they're starting is the difference of p*** consumption and sexual preferences

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The article does not explain in detail enough what it is there actual comparison is but it's very likely they don't need somebody

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that would be a different study..

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Not necessarily they don't define in the article what type of comparison they were trying to do but it's very likely that the Comparison

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was on sexual preferences of people who Consume p*** on a regular basis versus those who have never Consumed P*** . If this is the case

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also "does not view porn" and "has never viewed porn" are not the same thing. Study is broken.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Exactly what I was gonna say.. major category error here

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

interpretation of report is broken. "we were unable to find people that have never viewed porn" means they had to eliminate one category...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

not that they can't continue with the rest of the study as planned.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Any video, image or story that you immediatly lose interest in after climax.

8 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 0

Like your comments?

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So that one with the plumber was ok then? I mean he did actually fix the pipe after and showed how he did it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

lol Now I want to actually have porn tutorials for everyday stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who still looks after? Like just to see weird/funny/interesting shit?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yep. gotta close all those tabs before the shame hits, lol

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Bible.

8 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 6

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Which parts did you get off to?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Ezekiel 23:19

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The bits with the things.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There is a part where two girls get their dad drunk and have sex with him, that would also be big on pornhub

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

If one of them was Dani Daniels, I'd watch it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Was it the rape/incest of one of David's daughters by one of his sons? If so, v

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Nah, I'm not ISeeNip. I'm into normal shit.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

The Song of Solomon is pretty much the Old Testament version of 50 Shades of Grey

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Hey cutie, you got legs like cedar trees!

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