Oct 27, 2017 3:30 PM
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smaug777000
well it's montreal. You'd have a hard time finding a teenager that wasn't sexually active too
IamTheBaron
You need research to determine that?
ProPuke
Nope, they wanted to research on the *effects* of watching porn, but they couldn't find anyone who didn't to compare against.
Sheldonian
KingCornish
Thanks, Captain Obvious. v
camdenro
He Shaq'tin a foo
DoublevBomb
No need for Captain Hindsight 2 weeks from now.
ThailandExpress
DickDastardly404
I'd just like to register my disapproval of your use of a corporate designed and promoted gif. Thank you and I didn't even downvote you.
Noted, thank you.
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
So canadian scientists are lazy? Because I'm a guy, and I don't look at porn. It just doesn't interest me.
ConfuseMeThis
The most common mutations of any organism are those attributes that enable or disable survival.
UnluckyLunkhead
Everyone in Chad and the Central African Republic? Yes, those also.
MFaust
"No seriously, my boyfriend NEVER watches porn because that's basically cheating" *flashbacks from highschool
88wut
You will have to search the jungles to find a non-porn person. But they seen the real stuff anyway.
DumPutz
havent seen my husband yet.....and he's hard to get randy lols
Bukefalos
This just in: bears shit in the woods..
muwka
Impossible
IMKARLKINGOFTHEDUCKS
You don't consume porn you view it. Unless you're into that sort of thing. Specifically rule 34. Never EVER forget rule 34.
maijen0062000
Please, let there be someone whos offended by This! Oh dear God please!
Carsondh
I believe they couldn't find any that have never consumed porn, but they could probably find many that don't consume it anymore.
MightyIink
What about blind men?
They feel up anatomically correct statues.
PietroAretino
Ask priests. I'm curious about that stat
Sugarblade
I actually don't. It's not interesting to me. To me, it's like walking in on someone on the toilet. I'm like oh excuse me, I'm sorry.
supersomatic
This is called cherry picking.
CassiTheVainQueen
In other news, the sky is blue, and it gets dark when the sun goes down.
par4dox
what an unscientific conclusion. Couldn't find a sample, so we extrapolated the results to ALL
TheSquareAndTheCircle
Someone tell my ex-wife.
km3000
They illustrated this finding on a graph. A porno graph.
notrealsuredude
bippityboppitybuttsex
This was actually a promo for Alf...
Icommentwithhaikus
Surisuule
I have consumed one porno graph. When I was in my 20s.
[deleted]
No, but my friend Becky injected one marijuana.
yellowhavok
.
TheShusher
UnpopularOpinionsGuy
Specifically, Porno Graph E.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I've been on this site for a very, very long time, and this is one of the best jokes I've seen.
Rkfinecake
I see what you did there.
iamthisguy247
Lots of ups and downs illustrated on the graph.
Iseenaples
Dont you mean ins and outs
whatseventhepoint
I despise puns, but this earned an upvote <3
JonCollinson
Gorillionare
ChuckWeiss
UltraMegaMart
This will make a fine addition to my collection..
7uring
IronicUsername
Mine.
SquishyWubbles
Ok that one was funny xD
IWouldJustLikeToSay
Yes hello I would like one porno graph please
EmanNiemThcin
There is much fun to be had with the knowlegde that the german word for 'Count' is 'Graf', e.g. 'Porno Graf' = 'The Count of Porno'.
halborski
You mean this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
QueenAmy
I think I would appreciate this more without the added f
whispering
Mormons?
We don't have many of them here.
MagicBackPack
As someone who grew up Mormon? "Ha!"
RyBorgington
Utah has higher porn usage than most states
frodo2127
Yes we do
ONE OF US!
greg20151975
OMG this is a big surprise
SuperSunshineRainbow
Watch vs watched are very different. Many people have seen porn and no longer view it.
Itisseventyalonghere
"no longer", until the next time.
LeastInterestingManInTheWorld
Many? (X) Doubt
StrayLilCat
I've never actually watched porn videos? Only gifs, because this is the internet and you can't miss-click on imgur without seeing THE GIF.
Rifneno
Nope, I don't believe it. Asexuals are a thing. If you exclude them, maybe.
mormacil
Even those tend to seen some of it at some point in their lives.
MistressLyda
Oddly enough, most asexuals I know has used porn in periods to try to "force" themselves to become interested in it.
Lfa3
Many asexuals usually masturbate and watch porn. They're just not interested in ENGAGING on sex with someone. Some don't masturbate sure.
WumboPower
Well NEVER having seen it is tough. I bet there's some that don't actively look at it though.
klj126
Yeah never is asking a bit much. Not currently is likely to get a few responses
paul289
Some people might claim they had watched porn after seeing Bladerunner 2049.
enbeedubbz93
Wish I could upvote this more than once
Theothercword
/a/5krGd
wazeewa
In other news, water makes things wet.
Morkboosic
Whaaaaaaaat? Mind blown. OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK!............ yeah I’m sorry.
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
CreepyMonster
So does porn.
IHaveATeenyPeeny
So does porn
twicetheheart
so does porn
Upvoter2000x
Wet water? Oh, ima fuck that.
NinjaCongo
The pope shit in the woods.
iputthefiresout
*furiously writing notes* Water.... Makes... Wet... I'm going to Ace this quiz
huskyjedi
Hahahahaha you’re the best
DonNinja
https://youtu.be/FhXz60f0HLU
BombarderoRamboDelMal88
And the sky is blue.
5P4C3M4N
Fire is hot
Iroques
Also, crime wave in Gotham
DrSpatula
And you can soak logs in wood.
ParadoxicalStagnantion
After a short break find out how air is good for your lungs! Next on fox
poorwhitetrash
It is also the essence of wetness.
LordAlfrey
I don't trust you without a source on that.
SexualConsent
Source: the male species
SnOwCap350
except sex in the shower
Nuggzs
Water friction! Though if we wanna get technical, water makes things wet, but is not an efficient lubricant
BrandizzleFoShizzle
Not all things.
STINKPICKEL
Science man reports https://pics.me.me/neil-degrasse-tyson-aneiltyson-almost-all-armed-conflict-in-the-14588364.png
911ismyothernumber
SloppyKisses
TimmyDans
Might take a bit but I can jacket to this
TheSnacker
wangtangle
Hey man, this is valuable public work for those people who honestly think it's only for a small margin of the population, ie degenerates.
Not just water ;)
SupMelloMike
Spagett
theslybanananana
RandomImgurian
yeah I guess just any liquid really
Marikhen
I dunno; shit's pretty dry after the gallium drips through your fingers.
RendezvousWithAnus
a chair is a place to sit.
tarataqa
*my face is a place to sit.
harrymunster42
If there's no chairs about and your name is Margot Robbie, you can always use my face.
screamingwinemaker
fire is hot.
Cold is not actually "a thing".
loveplusultra
To let them go is to let them free and to let them free is to let them know, I am a merciful god.
GumontheLeg
The Earth is round.
JayDee9
Crime spree in Gotham
ArisMis
loononHHL
Well yaaaaaa...
Badsequence
OP's mom is a whore
omgitsadamz
Pfft, everyone knows it is a 4 dimensional hypercube.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
*Hyper Triangular Pyramid
Ansem571
acktuwally
*TRIGGGEREDDD*
SWReefer
How did they define porn? If you make it general enough, even the Amish having seen some advertisements could claim this.
klikklik1236
Interesting question. It's clear what imgur defines porn as but I do wonder what those conducting the study would say?
BortymcBortfeis
Nah porn is porn, and the Internet is for it
so your saying seeing a girl flash her tits in a video is the same as a transgendered male taking it up the ass while using an ovipositor on
Porn is material made to cause sexual arousal, by erotic behaviour. Simple as that
Ava Braun while Hitler slings shit against the wall I have concerns
DinoRexChris12753
we know what his fetish is
Not mine, was just grasping for something extreme
Knillis
Wat
Also for the purposes of their study, they don't need people that have never viewed porn, they could do the comparison based on qty of
Porn consumed and the type of porn consumed.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Wat. If all studies were made with this kind of logic we'd have abolished science long ago because this would make it completely pointless.
I should have clarified my bias that I presume that what they're starting is the difference of p*** consumption and sexual preferences
The article does not explain in detail enough what it is there actual comparison is but it's very likely they don't need somebody
dizzisaper
So that would be a different study..
Not necessarily they don't define in the article what type of comparison they were trying to do but it's very likely that the Comparison
Was on sexual preferences of people who Consume p*** on a regular basis versus those who have never Consumed P*** . If this is the case
Gremlynn4023
Also "does not view porn" and "has never viewed porn" are not the same thing. Study is broken.
ILoveMeAGoodTime
Exactly what I was gonna say.. major category error here
tzxAzrael
interpretation of report is broken. "we were unable to find people that have never viewed porn" means they had to eliminate one category...
not that they can't continue with the rest of the study as planned.
Dracongield
Any video, image or story that you immediatly lose interest in after climax.
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
Like your comments?
probshouldntsayitbut
valen00
So that one with the plumber was ok then? I mean he did actually fix the pipe after and showed how he did it.
lol Now I want to actually have porn tutorials for everyday stuff.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
Am I the only one who still looks after? Like just to see weird/funny/interesting shit?
yep. gotta close all those tabs before the shame hits, lol
boopsyournose
The Bible.
ajizzle
https://imgur.com/Od5VqCe
ahumblemotherfuckerwithabigassdick
v
RiddlingVenus0
Which parts did you get off to?
otebear
Ezekiel 23:19
The bits with the things.
KissingAssAndForgettingNames
There is a part where two girls get their dad drunk and have sex with him, that would also be big on pornhub
If one of them was Dani Daniels, I'd watch it.
LvAllen
Was it the rape/incest of one of David's daughters by one of his sons? If so, v
Nah, I'm not ISeeNip. I'm into normal shit.
YourWaifuIsTrash
The Song of Solomon is pretty much the Old Testament version of 50 Shades of Grey
Winterboer
Hey cutie, you got legs like cedar trees!
smaug777000
well it's montreal. You'd have a hard time finding a teenager that wasn't sexually active too
IamTheBaron
You need research to determine that?
ProPuke
Nope, they wanted to research on the *effects* of watching porn, but they couldn't find anyone who didn't to compare against.
Sheldonian
KingCornish
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
v
camdenro
He Shaq'tin a foo
DoublevBomb
No need for Captain Hindsight 2 weeks from now.
ThailandExpress
DickDastardly404
I'd just like to register my disapproval of your use of a corporate designed and promoted gif. Thank you and I didn't even downvote you.
KingCornish
Noted, thank you.
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
So canadian scientists are lazy? Because I'm a guy, and I don't look at porn. It just doesn't interest me.
ConfuseMeThis
The most common mutations of any organism are those attributes that enable or disable survival.
UnluckyLunkhead
Everyone in Chad and the Central African Republic? Yes, those also.
MFaust
"No seriously, my boyfriend NEVER watches porn because that's basically cheating" *flashbacks from highschool
88wut
You will have to search the jungles to find a non-porn person. But they seen the real stuff anyway.
DumPutz
havent seen my husband yet.....and he's hard to get randy lols
Bukefalos
This just in: bears shit in the woods..
muwka
Impossible
IMKARLKINGOFTHEDUCKS
You don't consume porn you view it. Unless you're into that sort of thing. Specifically rule 34. Never EVER forget rule 34.
maijen0062000
Please, let there be someone whos offended by This! Oh dear God please!
Carsondh
I believe they couldn't find any that have never consumed porn, but they could probably find many that don't consume it anymore.
MightyIink
What about blind men?
DoublevBomb
They feel up anatomically correct statues.
PietroAretino
Ask priests. I'm curious about that stat
Sugarblade
I actually don't. It's not interesting to me. To me, it's like walking in on someone on the toilet. I'm like oh excuse me, I'm sorry.
supersomatic
This is called cherry picking.
CassiTheVainQueen
In other news, the sky is blue, and it gets dark when the sun goes down.
par4dox
what an unscientific conclusion. Couldn't find a sample, so we extrapolated the results to ALL
TheSquareAndTheCircle
Someone tell my ex-wife.
km3000
They illustrated this finding on a graph. A porno graph.
notrealsuredude
bippityboppitybuttsex
This was actually a promo for Alf...
Icommentwithhaikus
Surisuule
I have consumed one porno graph. When I was in my 20s.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Surisuule
No, but my friend Becky injected one marijuana.
yellowhavok
.
TheShusher
UnpopularOpinionsGuy
Specifically, Porno Graph E.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I've been on this site for a very, very long time, and this is one of the best jokes I've seen.
Rkfinecake
I see what you did there.
iamthisguy247
Lots of ups and downs illustrated on the graph.
Iseenaples
Dont you mean ins and outs
whatseventhepoint
I despise puns, but this earned an upvote <3
JonCollinson
Gorillionare
ChuckWeiss
UltraMegaMart
This will make a fine addition to my collection..
7uring
IronicUsername
Mine.
SquishyWubbles
Ok that one was funny xD
IWouldJustLikeToSay
Yes hello I would like one porno graph please
EmanNiemThcin
There is much fun to be had with the knowlegde that the german word for 'Count' is 'Graf', e.g. 'Porno Graf' = 'The Count of Porno'.
halborski
You mean this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
QueenAmy
I think I would appreciate this more without the added f
whispering
Mormons?
DoublevBomb
We don't have many of them here.
MagicBackPack
As someone who grew up Mormon? "Ha!"
RyBorgington
Utah has higher porn usage than most states
frodo2127
Yes we do
RyBorgington
ONE OF US!
greg20151975
OMG this is a big surprise
SuperSunshineRainbow
Watch vs watched are very different. Many people have seen porn and no longer view it.
Itisseventyalonghere
"no longer", until the next time.
LeastInterestingManInTheWorld
Many? (X) Doubt
StrayLilCat
I've never actually watched porn videos? Only gifs, because this is the internet and you can't miss-click on imgur without seeing THE GIF.
Rifneno
Nope, I don't believe it. Asexuals are a thing. If you exclude them, maybe.
mormacil
Even those tend to seen some of it at some point in their lives.
MistressLyda
Oddly enough, most asexuals I know has used porn in periods to try to "force" themselves to become interested in it.
Lfa3
Many asexuals usually masturbate and watch porn. They're just not interested in ENGAGING on sex with someone. Some don't masturbate sure.
WumboPower
Well NEVER having seen it is tough. I bet there's some that don't actively look at it though.
klj126
Yeah never is asking a bit much. Not currently is likely to get a few responses
paul289
Some people might claim they had watched porn after seeing Bladerunner 2049.
enbeedubbz93
Wish I could upvote this more than once
Theothercword
/a/5krGd
wazeewa
In other news, water makes things wet.
Morkboosic
Whaaaaaaaat? Mind blown. OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK!............ yeah I’m sorry.
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
CreepyMonster
So does porn.
IHaveATeenyPeeny
So does porn
twicetheheart
so does porn
Upvoter2000x
Wet water? Oh, ima fuck that.
NinjaCongo
The pope shit in the woods.
iputthefiresout
*furiously writing notes* Water.... Makes... Wet... I'm going to Ace this quiz
huskyjedi
Hahahahaha you’re the best
DonNinja
https://youtu.be/FhXz60f0HLU
BombarderoRamboDelMal88
And the sky is blue.
5P4C3M4N
Fire is hot
Iroques
Also, crime wave in Gotham
DrSpatula
And you can soak logs in wood.
ParadoxicalStagnantion
After a short break find out how air is good for your lungs! Next on fox
poorwhitetrash
It is also the essence of wetness.
LordAlfrey
I don't trust you without a source on that.
SexualConsent
Source: the male species
SnOwCap350
except sex in the shower
Nuggzs
Water friction! Though if we wanna get technical, water makes things wet, but is not an efficient lubricant
BrandizzleFoShizzle
Not all things.
STINKPICKEL
Science man reports https://pics.me.me/neil-degrasse-tyson-aneiltyson-almost-all-armed-conflict-in-the-14588364.png
911ismyothernumber
SloppyKisses
TimmyDans
Might take a bit but I can jacket to this
TheSnacker
wangtangle
Hey man, this is valuable public work for those people who honestly think it's only for a small margin of the population, ie degenerates.
iamthisguy247
Not just water ;)
SupMelloMike
Spagett
theslybanananana
RandomImgurian
yeah I guess just any liquid really
Marikhen
I dunno; shit's pretty dry after the gallium drips through your fingers.
RendezvousWithAnus
a chair is a place to sit.
tarataqa
*my face is a place to sit.
harrymunster42
If there's no chairs about and your name is Margot Robbie, you can always use my face.
screamingwinemaker
fire is hot.
DoublevBomb
Cold is not actually "a thing".
loveplusultra
To let them go is to let them free and to let them free is to let them know, I am a merciful god.
GumontheLeg
The Earth is round.
JayDee9
Crime spree in Gotham
ArisMis
loononHHL
Well yaaaaaa...
Badsequence
OP's mom is a whore
omgitsadamz
Pfft, everyone knows it is a 4 dimensional hypercube.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
*Hyper Triangular Pyramid
Ansem571
acktuwally
tarataqa
*TRIGGGEREDDD*
SWReefer
How did they define porn? If you make it general enough, even the Amish having seen some advertisements could claim this.
klikklik1236
Interesting question. It's clear what imgur defines porn as but I do wonder what those conducting the study would say?
BortymcBortfeis
Nah porn is porn, and the Internet is for it
SWReefer
so your saying seeing a girl flash her tits in a video is the same as a transgendered male taking it up the ass while using an ovipositor on
BortymcBortfeis
Porn is material made to cause sexual arousal, by erotic behaviour. Simple as that
SWReefer
Ava Braun while Hitler slings shit against the wall I have concerns
DinoRexChris12753
we know what his fetish is
SWReefer
Not mine, was just grasping for something extreme
Knillis
Wat
SWReefer
Also for the purposes of their study, they don't need people that have never viewed porn, they could do the comparison based on qty of
SWReefer
Porn consumed and the type of porn consumed.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Wat. If all studies were made with this kind of logic we'd have abolished science long ago because this would make it completely pointless.
SWReefer
I should have clarified my bias that I presume that what they're starting is the difference of p*** consumption and sexual preferences
SWReefer
The article does not explain in detail enough what it is there actual comparison is but it's very likely they don't need somebody
dizzisaper
So that would be a different study..
SWReefer
Not necessarily they don't define in the article what type of comparison they were trying to do but it's very likely that the Comparison
SWReefer
Was on sexual preferences of people who Consume p*** on a regular basis versus those who have never Consumed P*** . If this is the case
Gremlynn4023
Also "does not view porn" and "has never viewed porn" are not the same thing. Study is broken.
ILoveMeAGoodTime
Exactly what I was gonna say.. major category error here
tzxAzrael
interpretation of report is broken. "we were unable to find people that have never viewed porn" means they had to eliminate one category...
tzxAzrael
not that they can't continue with the rest of the study as planned.
Dracongield
Any video, image or story that you immediatly lose interest in after climax.
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
Like your comments?
probshouldntsayitbut
valen00
So that one with the plumber was ok then? I mean he did actually fix the pipe after and showed how he did it.
valen00
lol Now I want to actually have porn tutorials for everyday stuff.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
Am I the only one who still looks after? Like just to see weird/funny/interesting shit?
Dracongield
yep. gotta close all those tabs before the shame hits, lol
boopsyournose
The Bible.
ajizzle
https://imgur.com/Od5VqCe
ahumblemotherfuckerwithabigassdick
boopsyournose
5P4C3M4N
boopsyournose
RiddlingVenus0
Which parts did you get off to?
otebear
Ezekiel 23:19
boopsyournose
The bits with the things.
KissingAssAndForgettingNames
There is a part where two girls get their dad drunk and have sex with him, that would also be big on pornhub
boopsyournose
If one of them was Dani Daniels, I'd watch it.
LvAllen
Was it the rape/incest of one of David's daughters by one of his sons? If so,
v
boopsyournose
Nah, I'm not ISeeNip. I'm into normal shit.
YourWaifuIsTrash
The Song of Solomon is pretty much the Old Testament version of 50 Shades of Grey
Winterboer
Hey cutie, you got legs like cedar trees!